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- If I went trick-or-treating,

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and someone put this in my bag,

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I'd come back and egg their house.

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(midtempo pop music)

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- I'm Australian, so I've
never actually had candy corn.

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I've only seen it in movies.

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- Hate it.

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I think it just tastes horrible.

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It's like corn syrup and stripping paint.

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- I think one of the best
things about it becoming fall

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is that it's appropriate

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to buy candy corn without judgement.

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- I think there's probably
a good intersection

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between people who love candy corn

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and people who love brunch.

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- (laughs) Yeah.

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The texture already looks
a little weird for me.

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Oh.

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- It's syrupy.

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- You move it like this.

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That's how you make it a
tooth, like a snaggletooth.

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- Cheers, Chloe.

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- Cheers. (laughs)

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- It's chalky, a, that's not
the normal candy corn texture.

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- Where's the chocolate?

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- There's none.

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- Tastes like pancake
batter really strongly,

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with a little chocolate aftertaste.

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- At first I really tasted the chocolate

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and the pancake batter kind of vibe,

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but then, when you mentioned.

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- When the syrup came in, it ruined it!

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- It kind of tastes like if you were

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to finish a plate of pancakes,

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leave the plate for like an
hour, come back and lick it,

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it's a little bit like what
it tastes like. (laughs)

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- Fake fruit flavor is always a hard one.

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Are you just eating it all at once?

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- Yeah.

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Whoa!

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- It was very, that
sugary strawberry flavor

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where it's not really tasting
like a strawberry at all.

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- It's just such a weird aftertaste,

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like I just wanna take my tongue out

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and rub it on the carpet or something.

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- The first taste immediately
is fake strawberry,

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almost like medicine, but the good kind,

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like that pink one you'd
have when you were a kid.

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However, after two seconds,
it really turns into a waffle.

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That was crazy.

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- I like this one a lot.

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- They all smell a little
bit like cleaning solution.

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- Whoa.

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(uncertain giggles)

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- That tastes nothing
like (bleep) french toast.

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- This is actually the
least intense flavor.

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It kind of just tastes
like buttery sweet bread.

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- I love it.

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- It's actually really good.

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It tastes like butter,
that's why I like it.

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I love butter.

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- That was crazy!

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What a subtle flavor.

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What a subtle, beautiful

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- I'm immediately going
back for another handful.

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- Yeah, not even one, a handful.

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- I'm on board.

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- Would you have any of
these over a classic corn?

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- No.

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- No way.

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- Candy corn should stay candy corn.

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I don't think we should
go beyond those borders.

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- I just feel like with any meal or lolly,

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if you're gonna eat it, it might
as well be worth it, right?

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'Cause it's not great for you, these.

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Neither is brunch most of the time,

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so it better be good.

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- Candy corn's already hard to binge on,

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this is even harder to binge on

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- Yeah.

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- Than normal candy corn.

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- Yeah.

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- Um, I mean.

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- Why did I just eat another one? (laughs)

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- Why do you want that?

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- I was just sitting here!

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Oh!

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