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- This truly is dangerously cheesy.

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- Mac and cheese inside of a Cheeto?

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- Or mac and cheese flavored cheese?

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- Or is it like Cheetos
sprinkled on mac and?

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I don't know, it's a mixture of the two.

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- I could love it, I could hate it.

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I could poop uncontrollably
or I could just vomit.

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- [Girl] Ooh!
- Ooh!

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- The box is cute.
- [Black Shirt] Yeah.

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- Who thought this would be a good idea?

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- It smells like, (sniffing) vom-eet.

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- [Man] Oh my goodness.

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- This smells like Pringles and Cheez-Its.

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- Oh God, these are good.

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- It doesn't look like it
came from the Earth at all.

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It looks like it came from like--

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- It came from Burger King. (chuckling)

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- From Burger King. (laughing)

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- Okay if you're drunk you're probably

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gonna want this.
- [Man] Mmm-hmm.

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- Yeah, I just kinda
feel like I would order

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two boxes of these and then
blame it on somebody else

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like, oh I'm getting this for my boyfriend

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and just go home and
eat both of the boxes.

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- This tastes like box macaroni and cheese

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on the inside, like Kraft.
- [Man] Yeah.

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- You don't really know where the

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Cheeto ends and the mac begins.

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- Are you eating a third one?

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- No.

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Yes. (laughing)

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- I say good work.

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I'm not mad at these.

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- My stomach is already
hurting and I've had three.

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- (laughing) Why are
you eating another one?

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- What would we give these out of ten?

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- I would say maybe like
a, yeah, like a six.

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- I would give it like a five.

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If I was a little drunk,

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I'd give it a seven.
- [Man] Yeah.

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- It's not as nasty as
I thought it would be.

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- You eat 'em once and you
should never eat them again.

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(smacking)

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- Finger-licking good. (laughing)

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- So it's, it's half an hour later and

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we really don't feel that well.

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- I can't tell if it's
coming back up or going down.

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- It tastes like bad decisions.