WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.331 --> 00:00:02.571 (laughs) 00:00:02.571 --> 00:00:05.461 - It's a little flaccid. (laughs) 00:00:05.461 --> 00:00:06.741 - Mine has more girth. 00:00:06.741 --> 00:00:10.908 (creaking) (upbeat music) 00:00:19.638 --> 00:00:20.761 - What are we eating? 00:00:20.761 --> 00:00:22.441 - It's a Whopperrito, Ashley. 00:00:22.441 --> 00:00:24.069 It's a Whopper as a burrito. 00:00:24.069 --> 00:00:25.532 - That's what I thought, 00:00:25.532 --> 00:00:27.132 and I was hoping it wasn't. 00:00:27.132 --> 00:00:28.321 - I like burritos. 00:00:28.321 --> 00:00:29.429 I like burgers. 00:00:29.429 --> 00:00:30.863 I guess there's a chance 00:00:30.863 --> 00:00:33.308 that the parts could be greater than the sum, 00:00:33.308 --> 00:00:34.998 or the sum could be greater than the parts. 00:00:34.998 --> 00:00:36.228 What's the saying? 00:00:36.228 --> 00:00:38.545 - Is it like a burger in my burrito, 00:00:38.545 --> 00:00:40.766 or is it a burrito in my burger? 00:00:40.766 --> 00:00:42.945 - I feel like it's just gonna taste like a burrito. 00:00:42.945 --> 00:00:44.708 - I hope it tastes just like a burrito. 00:00:44.708 --> 00:00:46.558 - Everything is trying to become everything these days. 00:00:46.558 --> 00:00:48.566 Instagram's trying to be Snapchat. 00:00:48.566 --> 00:00:50.886 - Burger King's trying to be Chipotle, apparently. 00:00:50.886 --> 00:00:52.078 I hope I don't get E. Coli. 00:00:52.078 --> 00:00:53.977 This is the laziest rolled burrito 00:00:53.977 --> 00:00:55.071 I've ever seen in my life. 00:00:55.071 --> 00:00:56.915 - So, is it literally just like a Whopper-- 00:00:56.915 --> 00:00:58.054 - Are you gonna take it apart? 00:00:58.054 --> 00:00:59.733 Ooh (groans). 00:00:59.733 --> 00:01:02.054 It's just a smooshed up Whopper. 00:01:02.054 --> 00:01:04.025 - It smells more like a burrito 00:01:04.025 --> 00:01:05.374 than a burger, at this point. - [Woman In Glasses] Yeah. 00:01:05.374 --> 00:01:06.385 - I know that you're not supposed 00:01:06.385 --> 00:01:07.604 to eat a burrito like this, by the way. 00:01:07.604 --> 00:01:08.823 I just need to get to the middle of-- 00:01:08.823 --> 00:01:10.345 - You're eating it like corn on the cob. 00:01:10.345 --> 00:01:11.345 Sure, why not? 00:01:11.345 --> 00:01:12.825 You're not supposed to put a burger in a burrito either, 00:01:12.825 --> 00:01:13.658 so (beep) it. 00:01:13.658 --> 00:01:14.785 - Oh. 00:01:14.785 --> 00:01:16.074 - How does it taste? 00:01:16.074 --> 00:01:17.236 - It tastes like a Whopper. 00:01:17.236 --> 00:01:18.764 - Oh, I just taste tomatoes. 00:01:18.764 --> 00:01:20.705 - It tastes just like a Whopper 00:01:20.705 --> 00:01:22.284 with a tortilla around it. 00:01:22.284 --> 00:01:23.705 - It's hamburger meat. 00:01:23.705 --> 00:01:25.542 It's disorienting. 00:01:25.542 --> 00:01:26.534 - How many calories is this? 00:01:26.534 --> 00:01:27.367 Do we know? 00:01:27.367 --> 00:01:29.314 - I don't wanna know the nutrition facts, though. 00:01:29.314 --> 00:01:30.943 I do not wanna know what's in it, 00:01:30.943 --> 00:01:32.713 and how many. 00:01:32.713 --> 00:01:35.425 I just said I don't wanna know. 00:01:35.425 --> 00:01:36.258 - Yo, straight up, 00:01:36.258 --> 00:01:37.091 this is delicious. 00:01:37.091 --> 00:01:38.592 It has everything you want. 00:01:38.592 --> 00:01:39.734 It is a burger 00:01:39.734 --> 00:01:41.084 inside a burrito. 00:01:41.084 --> 00:01:43.271 Just take my (beep) money. 00:01:43.271 --> 00:01:44.413 - I think yeah, this is progression. 00:01:44.413 --> 00:01:45.604 This is mixing cultures. 00:01:45.604 --> 00:01:46.437 - Listen to me. 00:01:46.437 --> 00:01:48.573 If a burger wants to identify as a burrito, 00:01:48.573 --> 00:01:50.002 who am I to say that it can't. 00:01:50.002 --> 00:01:51.724 - People who wanna keep a burger inside a burger, 00:01:51.724 --> 00:01:53.785 you're holding this nation back, okay. 00:01:53.785 --> 00:01:55.750 You can't hold back progress. 00:01:55.750 --> 00:01:56.814 We're doing it, people. 00:01:56.814 --> 00:01:58.265 - First, there was steel. 00:01:58.265 --> 00:01:59.465 Then, there were railroads. 00:01:59.465 --> 00:02:01.564 - [Both] Now, Whopperrito. 00:02:01.564 --> 00:02:02.833 - Get used to this, guys. 00:02:02.833 --> 00:02:04.734 This is the new America, 00:02:04.734 --> 00:02:06.745 and it tastes not bad. 00:02:06.745 --> 00:02:09.828 (instrumental music) 00:02:11.865 --> 00:02:14.115 (creaking)