WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.200 --> 00:00:01.499 - It's like we're trapped in some like, 00:00:01.499 --> 00:00:04.171 sex dungeon and we're just opening up different doors. 00:00:04.171 --> 00:00:08.579 (dramatic music) 00:00:08.579 --> 00:00:10.161 ChatRoulette is a website where you go 00:00:10.161 --> 00:00:12.111 and you have video conferences 00:00:12.111 --> 00:00:13.260 with total strangers. 00:00:13.260 --> 00:00:15.466 - I was always interested in going on ChatRoulette, 00:00:15.466 --> 00:00:16.928 but I was a little too nervous. 00:00:16.928 --> 00:00:19.456 - There's gonna be a lot of nudity, I feel (laughs) 00:00:19.456 --> 00:00:20.469 - Bring it on. 00:00:20.469 --> 00:00:22.722 - I think ChatRoulette is just people looking for friends. 00:00:22.722 --> 00:00:24.684 - It's already hard enough to be a woman 00:00:24.684 --> 00:00:27.052 and like, you're randomly get an unsolicited dick pic. 00:00:27.052 --> 00:00:29.106 I don't need to just like, randomly be on a site like, 00:00:29.106 --> 00:00:30.825 "Let's see what's gonna happen!" 00:00:30.825 --> 00:00:32.008 - I expect some dick. 00:00:32.008 --> 00:00:35.491 - My mother's probably gonna watch this and like... 00:00:35.491 --> 00:00:37.519 - What if we see your mom on ChatRoulette? 00:00:39.029 --> 00:00:41.029 - This looks like the 90's. 00:00:41.029 --> 00:00:42.992 Like, this looks like AOL AIM. 00:00:42.992 --> 00:00:44.210 - It's so rudimentary. 00:00:44.210 --> 00:00:45.569 - It's so antiquated. 00:00:45.569 --> 00:00:46.179 - Rules! 00:00:46.179 --> 00:00:46.947 - What's number one? 00:00:46.947 --> 00:00:49.271 Broadcasting or offering nudity is not allowed. 00:00:51.401 --> 00:00:53.056 - Oh, it's someone in Argentina. 00:00:53.056 --> 00:00:54.450 - Oh, keep... 00:00:54.450 --> 00:00:55.700 - Pass. 00:00:55.700 --> 00:00:57.489 - [Voiceover] Okay, he's cute, Hi. 00:00:57.489 --> 00:00:59.887 - Wait, did they just like keep on 00:00:59.887 --> 00:01:01.211 - Yeah, they're hittin' next. 00:01:01.211 --> 00:01:02.592 - Oh, that's bullshit. 00:01:02.592 --> 00:01:04.891 - You're just dancin' with a guy in Russia right now. 00:01:04.891 --> 00:01:06.181 See? - Oh my God. 00:01:06.181 --> 00:01:08.201 - Shirtless dude. 00:01:08.201 --> 00:01:09.924 Another shirtless dude. 00:01:09.924 --> 00:01:10.946 - Alright he's typing. 00:01:10.946 --> 00:01:12.246 "Are you lesbians?" 00:01:12.246 --> 00:01:13.685 (simultaneously) No we're not. 00:01:13.685 --> 00:01:15.810 - Here's a picture of George Washington, okay. 00:01:15.810 --> 00:01:17.852 - He's actually really funny (laughs) 00:01:17.852 --> 00:01:18.689 - Hi. 00:01:18.689 --> 00:01:20.929 - "Help me cum please I suck dick for boobs." 00:01:20.929 --> 00:01:22.789 (laughs) What? 00:01:22.789 --> 00:01:25.158 - This is my Batman joker voice. 00:01:25.158 --> 00:01:26.760 - Oh joker voice. 00:01:26.760 --> 00:01:28.177 - I'm so serious. 00:01:28.177 --> 00:01:29.384 - Oh - Nice. 00:01:29.384 --> 00:01:30.939 He's wearing a gangnam style t-shirt. 00:01:30.939 --> 00:01:33.679 - Oh! - Oh shit! 00:01:33.679 --> 00:01:35.746 Oh my God, he's packing enough. 00:01:35.746 --> 00:01:39.192 We saw a flacid penis, it was about yeah-long. 00:01:39.192 --> 00:01:41.446 just chillin' on this guy. 00:01:41.446 --> 00:01:43.685 - I like your beard. 00:01:43.685 --> 00:01:45.045 - Are you being flirty? 00:01:45.045 --> 00:01:47.181 - I'm just, you know (laughs) 00:01:47.181 --> 00:01:49.119 - Have you ever heard of BuzzFeed? 00:01:49.119 --> 00:01:51.360 - It is my favorite channel on YouTube. 00:01:51.360 --> 00:01:52.080 - Is it really? 00:01:52.080 --> 00:01:53.403 - No, I don't want to have phone sex with you. 00:01:53.403 --> 00:01:54.342 What am I, 12? 00:01:54.342 --> 00:01:55.794 - [Voiceover] Oh, she's not wearing pants. 00:01:55.794 --> 00:01:56.735 - Ohh. 00:01:56.735 --> 00:01:59.057 - Okay, okay. okay. 00:01:59.057 --> 00:02:00.775 - Really sweet, innocent looking girl, 00:02:00.775 --> 00:02:02.457 she was very close to the camera, 00:02:02.457 --> 00:02:05.000 and then she moved back and a guy had 00:02:05.000 --> 00:02:07.078 an erect penis and she started sucking it. 00:02:07.078 --> 00:02:07.936 Right in front of us. 00:02:07.936 --> 00:02:08.761 - You're a teacher? 00:02:08.761 --> 00:02:09.457 What do you teach? 00:02:09.457 --> 00:02:10.875 - I teach science. 00:02:10.875 --> 00:02:11.663 - Oh nice. 00:02:11.663 --> 00:02:12.477 - Word. 00:02:12.477 --> 00:02:13.823 - Oh, it's a girl! 00:02:13.823 --> 00:02:14.823 - Hello! - Hi! 00:02:14.823 --> 00:02:16.166 Please don't show us your dick. 00:02:16.166 --> 00:02:17.987 - What brings you to ChatRoulette? 00:02:17.987 --> 00:02:19.890 - To practice my English, I think. 00:02:19.890 --> 00:02:21.354 - Oh nice, it's very good. 00:02:30.285 --> 00:02:31.026 - That's great. 00:02:31.026 --> 00:02:32.594 - Do you know the Try Guys? 00:02:32.594 --> 00:02:33.804 - Yeah, we know the Try Guys. 00:02:33.804 --> 00:02:35.359 - They are my favorite. 00:02:35.359 --> 00:02:36.343 - The Try Guys are your favorite? 00:02:36.343 --> 00:02:37.351 - Yay! 00:02:37.351 --> 00:02:39.128 - We met someone that wants to change the world. 00:02:39.128 --> 00:02:39.882 - That's fantastic. 00:02:41.782 --> 00:02:42.971 What a wonderful ending. 00:02:42.971 --> 00:02:44.968 We got to actually make a friend in Spain. 00:02:44.968 --> 00:02:46.685 - We didn't find anyone that was nice, 00:02:46.685 --> 00:02:49.284 and it just was like, it just felt empty and isolated. 00:02:49.284 --> 00:02:50.284 - Yeah. 00:02:50.284 --> 00:02:50.946 - And alone. 00:02:50.946 --> 00:02:53.806 - It's a very dark place of the Internet. 00:02:53.806 --> 00:02:54.954 - It felt like fishing. 00:02:54.954 --> 00:02:56.649 You know, like once you caught one, 00:02:56.649 --> 00:02:57.705 I didn't want to offend him, 00:02:57.705 --> 00:02:58.890 I didn't want to scare him off. 00:02:58.890 --> 00:03:00.666 I wanted to have a conversation. 00:03:00.666 --> 00:03:04.311 - I kinda, you know, gained trust and faith in ChatRoulette. 00:03:04.311 --> 00:03:07.015 - What could be very deep, is very shallow. 00:03:07.015 --> 00:03:08.770 - Yes, there is that one percent chance you're gonna 00:03:08.770 --> 00:03:11.017 find someone awesome, like we found David. 00:03:11.017 --> 00:03:13.751 But then there's 99 percent chance that you're just gonna 00:03:13.751 --> 00:03:15.537 be completely scarred for the rest of your life. 00:03:15.537 --> 00:03:17.778 - Just dicks everywhere, 00:03:17.778 --> 00:03:19.135 like just dicks assaulting your face. 00:03:19.135 --> 00:03:20.974 Just dicks in your dreams. 00:03:20.974 --> 00:03:23.134 Just dick nightmare. 00:03:23.134 --> 00:03:24.896 Dick surprise. 00:03:24.896 --> 00:03:26.349 - It's here! It's here! 00:03:26.349 --> 00:03:28.274 (girls simultaneously) - It's here! 00:03:28.274 --> 00:03:29.831 - It's here. 00:03:29.831 --> 00:03:30.957 - It's here. Get it. 00:03:30.957 --> 00:03:31.931 - Get it. - Get it. 00:03:31.931 --> 00:03:35.231 - There, I think I got it. Get it. 00:03:35.231 --> 00:03:36.355 - Yeah, you got it. 00:03:36.355 --> 00:03:38.291 - It's here.