WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.229 --> 00:00:02.341 - Have you ever been on a date in Chipotle? 00:00:02.341 --> 00:00:03.174 - We had margs. 00:00:03.174 --> 00:00:04.269 - Alright. - Chips and guac, 00:00:04.269 --> 00:00:05.299 and burritos. 00:00:05.299 --> 00:00:06.331 - You fell-- - We did not have sex 00:00:06.331 --> 00:00:07.389 afterwards, though. 00:00:07.389 --> 00:00:08.222 (laughs) - Oh yeah, no. 00:00:08.222 --> 00:00:09.731 No one has sex after Chipotle. 00:00:09.731 --> 00:00:13.898 (upbeat music) (creaking) 00:00:14.920 --> 00:00:16.269 - I love Chipotle so much. 00:00:16.269 --> 00:00:17.411 I (beep) love it. 00:00:17.411 --> 00:00:19.439 - I love Chipotle. 00:00:19.439 --> 00:00:20.669 Like Oprah loves bread, 00:00:20.669 --> 00:00:22.208 my ass loves Chipotle. 00:00:22.208 --> 00:00:23.400 - I could eat Chipotle every day, 00:00:23.400 --> 00:00:25.120 and I have done that for weeks before. 00:00:25.120 --> 00:00:26.389 - I hope these will be good. 00:00:26.389 --> 00:00:28.061 It already smells delicious. 00:00:28.061 --> 00:00:30.309 - It already smells like classic Chipotle smell. 00:00:30.309 --> 00:00:33.306 (upbeat music) 00:00:33.306 --> 00:00:34.139 - [Blonde Woman] Do we? 00:00:34.139 --> 00:00:36.032 (beep) 00:00:36.032 --> 00:00:36.933 Okay. - Me. 00:00:36.933 --> 00:00:40.144 - Oh, I have been craving a burrito so badly. 00:00:40.144 --> 00:00:41.411 - No, there's a layer of cheese. 00:00:41.411 --> 00:00:42.271 - Where? 00:00:42.271 --> 00:00:43.363 - On the whole outside. 00:00:43.363 --> 00:00:44.512 - There's rice. 00:00:44.512 --> 00:00:45.773 There's steak. - There's a lot of rice. 00:00:45.773 --> 00:00:47.544 - You guys out there, so smart. 00:00:47.544 --> 00:00:48.584 - Holy (beep). 00:00:48.584 --> 00:00:49.842 - I got it up my nose. 00:00:49.842 --> 00:00:51.592 - I like the cheesiness around it. 00:00:51.592 --> 00:00:52.712 That's kinda cool. - Yeah. 00:00:52.712 --> 00:00:53.722 - This shit is so damn good. 00:00:53.722 --> 00:00:54.912 - This is a delicious combination. 00:00:54.912 --> 00:00:55.881 Who the (beep) ordered this. 00:00:55.881 --> 00:00:56.714 (beep) Great. 00:00:56.714 --> 00:00:57.984 - This is the burrito that you'd eat 00:00:57.984 --> 00:00:59.483 and then like you'd just feel like-- 00:00:59.483 --> 00:01:00.643 - Full. - You're gonna birth 00:01:00.643 --> 00:01:01.792 that burrito later. 00:01:01.792 --> 00:01:03.472 - This tastes like normal Chipotle. 00:01:03.472 --> 00:01:05.123 - I feel like it's more just like the knowledge 00:01:05.123 --> 00:01:06.582 that you're getting extra cheese. 00:01:06.582 --> 00:01:08.165 Feel a bit naughty. 00:01:10.660 --> 00:01:11.981 - Nachos? 00:01:11.981 --> 00:01:12.901 - This isn't real. 00:01:12.901 --> 00:01:13.940 - Nachos? 00:01:13.940 --> 00:01:15.131 - They're not supposed to do this. 00:01:15.131 --> 00:01:16.381 - You wanna talk about beauty, 00:01:16.381 --> 00:01:18.403 it's my girlfriend and this dish right here. 00:01:18.403 --> 00:01:19.922 - I mean, this is so basic. 00:01:19.922 --> 00:01:21.043 Why would I eat chips 00:01:21.043 --> 00:01:22.621 at Chipotle? - That might be why I like it. 00:01:22.621 --> 00:01:23.842 - Brilliant. 00:01:23.842 --> 00:01:24.882 - It's good. 00:01:24.882 --> 00:01:25.861 I like it. 00:01:25.861 --> 00:01:27.571 - Delicious, yes. 00:01:27.571 --> 00:01:28.752 Practical, nah. 00:01:28.752 --> 00:01:30.531 - It's pretty standard nachos, 00:01:30.531 --> 00:01:32.021 but I do like the combination. 00:01:32.021 --> 00:01:33.661 - I fee like I need a gallon of water, though. 00:01:33.661 --> 00:01:34.494 - Mhm. 00:01:34.494 --> 00:01:35.512 - It's really salty. 00:01:35.512 --> 00:01:38.363 (playful music) 00:01:38.363 --> 00:01:39.864 What is this little nugget? - Ooh. 00:01:39.864 --> 00:01:41.003 What in the world is this? 00:01:41.003 --> 00:01:41.893 I have never seen anything 00:01:41.893 --> 00:01:43.795 this shape at Chipotle. - Is it a corn on the cob? 00:01:43.795 --> 00:01:45.163 - Anytime you put something in a foil, 00:01:45.163 --> 00:01:46.035 it's always like - Oh, okay. 00:01:46.035 --> 00:01:47.173 - A damn surprise. 00:01:47.173 --> 00:01:48.323 - Oh, okay. 00:01:48.323 --> 00:01:49.554 - Tacos. 00:01:49.554 --> 00:01:51.443 - Oh, it is a double taco. - It's a double taco. 00:01:51.443 --> 00:01:52.720 (beeps) 00:01:52.720 --> 00:01:53.562 - It's lettuce. 00:01:53.562 --> 00:01:55.115 (laughs) I hate this lettuce. 00:01:55.115 --> 00:01:55.948 - Oh, and there's look, 00:01:55.948 --> 00:01:57.275 there's a layer of cheese 00:01:57.275 --> 00:01:59.262 in between the tortillas. - Oh. 00:01:59.262 --> 00:02:00.963 - The Chipotle secret menu 00:02:00.963 --> 00:02:03.555 is apparently just adding cheese to things. 00:02:03.555 --> 00:02:04.864 - I think I'm kinda lactose intolerant, 00:02:04.864 --> 00:02:06.744 so this is gonna be an interesting day. 00:02:06.744 --> 00:02:08.803 - It's like the bread is not the best part. 00:02:08.803 --> 00:02:10.024 It's pretty good. 00:02:10.024 --> 00:02:11.083 - You mean tortilla? 00:02:11.083 --> 00:02:12.043 - Yeah, the tortilla. 00:02:12.043 --> 00:02:13.203 - I think I'm just eating cheese, 00:02:13.203 --> 00:02:14.203 but I like it. 00:02:14.203 --> 00:02:15.442 - Too much cheese. 00:02:15.442 --> 00:02:16.563 Too bready. 00:02:16.563 --> 00:02:17.396 - Lots of cheese, 00:02:17.396 --> 00:02:18.229 I'm not gonna be able to poop 00:02:18.229 --> 00:02:19.118 later. - Love. 00:02:19.118 --> 00:02:20.337 - A sad person would make this. 00:02:20.337 --> 00:02:21.459 - Yeah. 00:02:21.459 --> 00:02:22.678 It's like a break-up food. 00:02:22.678 --> 00:02:23.511 - If this was melted, 00:02:23.511 --> 00:02:24.699 and a layer of the hot salsa. 00:02:24.699 --> 00:02:25.532 - Yes. 00:02:25.532 --> 00:02:26.478 - Melted on to it, 00:02:26.478 --> 00:02:28.107 so it was an actual quesadilla. 00:02:28.107 --> 00:02:29.129 - Yes. - Now, that would be golden. 00:02:29.129 --> 00:02:32.305 (upbeat music) 00:02:32.305 --> 00:02:34.099 - That queso-burrito, though. 00:02:34.099 --> 00:02:34.932 Genius. 00:02:34.932 --> 00:02:35.765 - I like that, yeah. 00:02:35.765 --> 00:02:36.867 That was very innovative. 00:02:36.867 --> 00:02:37.700 - Yeah. 00:02:37.700 --> 00:02:38.533 - I told y'all I like Chipotle 00:02:38.533 --> 00:02:39.758 in my email. - Yeah, bring your next 00:02:39.758 --> 00:02:40.914 date to a Chipotle. 00:02:40.914 --> 00:02:41.916 See how that goes. 00:02:41.916 --> 00:02:43.847 - Chipotle is delicious-- 00:02:43.847 --> 00:02:44.680 - Yeah. - And that 00:02:44.680 --> 00:02:45.594 should not be understated. 00:02:45.594 --> 00:02:47.316 - I wish Chipotle was a man. 00:02:47.316 --> 00:02:49.758 - Oh. - I'd (beep) him. 00:02:49.758 --> 00:02:51.114 Like (groans). 00:02:51.114 --> 00:02:53.392 (laughs) I'm Chipotle. 00:02:53.392 --> 00:02:54.225 Eat me.