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- [Blonde Woman] My only
experience with Filipino food

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is Jollibee, so I have a
very, very limited experience.

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- I got nothin'.

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(upbeat, jazz music)

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- [Man] Dinuga-una what?

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- Dinuga one?

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- [Man] Dinugo on.

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- Yeah. Oh, Dinu go on.

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(laughing)

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- [Man] No, I have no idea what this is.

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But I, historically, have
loved Filipino foods,

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so I'm thrilled.

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- [Both Women] Ooh.

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- [Man] Oh, it's black!

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- [Brunette Woman] Is
this like a surprise meat?

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Is it something weird?

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- [Man in black jacket]
They look like Mole.

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- [Man] It's Pork. I know
what pork fat looks like.

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- [Man] Looks like a tar pit,

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smells incredible, tastes amazing.

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- My ash.

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- [Man in black hat] That's
delicious. That's really good.

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That's super flavorful, yeah.

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- [Woman] Hhmm.

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- [Man] You don't like it?

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What are you reacting? how
are you reacting like that?

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It is so good.

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- [Man] I'm like tasting like
a million different flavors.

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- [Man in black sweater]
This is definitely something

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they would serve at a quinceañera.

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Well they should serve it at
a quinceañera or something.

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- [Man in black hat] It looks like shit,

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but that's why you don't
judge a book by its cover.

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- [I don't know what
this sauce is made of,

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but it's very aromatic.

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- [Woman] It's a little
umami, if you will.

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- [Brunette] You didn't answer
if this is a surprise meat.

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- [Woman] You could
say that this was dick,

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I wouldn't care.
- Yeah, I know.

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- It tastes so good.
- I love dick.

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- [Brunette Woman] It's pig's blood?

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- [Man] Oh, awesome.

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- [Man in black sweater] What?

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- [Man in hat] pig blood?

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- [Man in black hat] Pork blood?

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- [Man in blue hat] Come
on man. You can't do...

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you're joking right?

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- [Woman] Well, nah I don't give a fuck.

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- [Brunette woman] It's good.

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It's just that metamoral fork
in the road is the only thing.

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- [Woman] I had a bad
experience with black pudding.

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- Let me guess. You vomited it.

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- No.

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- It, oh I don't really know where to go

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if you didn't vomit it.

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- [Woman] Where did you get this?

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(laughing)

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- [Man] I've tasted the
blood, so give me more.

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- [Man in black hat] If I knew
this was blood beforehand,

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I probably wouldn't have ate it.

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- [Man] Of the blood foods I've had,

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this is the best one.

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- [Brunette Woman] Yeah,
it's good, if you want it.

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if you want some good
meat and rice, and blood.

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- [Man in black hat] Just
call me a cannibal man,

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this pork blood is delicious.

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I'll eat this all day, I don't care.

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- It was delicious, I've turned on it.

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- [Woman] I want to eat this again.

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I want to eat other Filipino stuff.

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I want to eat all the leftovers you have.

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(upbeat, Jazz music)

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- [Man] I'm happy you tricked me,

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'cause I enjoyed it.

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You know, that sentence right there

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can get you into a lot of trouble.

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I'm happy you tricked
me, because I enjoyed it.

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That's how like butt stuff happens dude.

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- Yeah.

