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- My mind is like (exploding).

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(upbeat instrumental music)

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- I've literally never
heard of this before.

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- I'm extremely nervous because

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I don't know if this is gonna ruin

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a lot of my favorite foods for me.

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- I'm scared it won't work on me

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and then I'll find out I have like

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faulty taste buds or something.

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- This looks like drugs.

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- It tastes how I image
potpourri would taste.

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- I am ready to flavor trip balls.

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- Whoa.

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- Oh my god.

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Did you put like sugar in this?

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- It's so good.

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- I've got actually eat an entire

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bag of lemons on this stuff.

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- Oh my god.

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That tastes fucking delicious.

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It tastes like lemonade.

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- Let's just fill that right up.

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- It tastes like Barefoot Moscato that you

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buy when you have like
three dollars in college.

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- This is like Capri Sun.

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Like I don't taste anything
besides like juice.

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- This just tastes like
watered down coffee.

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- This tastes like water.

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- It tastes like pee.

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I have tasted pee before.

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- Oh god, that was disgusting.

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- If I drank this and somebody
told me it was apple juice,

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I'd be like you need to throw this out.

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This is like a week past
the expiration date,

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- That was more pleasant than I expected.

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- It's still just as potent as

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you'd expected apple cider vinegar to be.

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But it's sweet.

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- This is so weird.

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How long does this last, forever?

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- It made it spicier.

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That's so rude.

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- This is like a...

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(yelling)

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Alright, I'm not eating that one.

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- Has it ruined my trip?

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Has the jalapeno ruined my flavor trip?

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- This is my worst enemy.

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- I hate grapefruit, it tastes like bile.

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- Whoa, wow.

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This tastes like a tangerine.

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This is so sweet.

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- That's so good.

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- I can't believe
grapefruits are not trash

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and nobody told me that.

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- That was probably one of the most

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life changing experiences I've had.

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- I will not do this again.

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- It was fun.

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- I hope I don't get addicted to like

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little flavored taste
bud messer upper pills.

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- I'm supposed to have dinner after this.

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It's all gonna taste like chewy candy.

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(upbeat instrumental music)

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This is nasty.

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A coated Advil tastes better than this.

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It's like a sick reject Flintstones gummy.

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Tastes like how I imagine a
Gucci perfume might taste.

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Like expensive but disgusting.

