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- Yeah, if the sun explodes,

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and we're living in eternal darkness,

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this is what's gonna save our lives.

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- Some of us might starve.

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(funk music)

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- You want blue in your hair?

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- Oh, that's nice and cold on my scalp.

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- Is it supposed to burn?

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- [Woman] Is it burning?
- [Man] No, it's not.

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- Wait, why is one eyebrow a different

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color than the other?

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- There's no rules in glow.

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- You look like a Miley Cyrus extra.

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- Ready?

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- Okay.

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(electronic music)

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(laughs)

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- Dude, my hair lights up.

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- Alright, give us the food.

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- Oh whoa!

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- Nice.

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- This looks radioactive.

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- When you peel it,
it's kinda interesting.

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- Did your mother never tell you

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not to play with your food?

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- Yeah, but she never said don't play

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with your glow in the dark food.

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- Cheers.

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- Mmm. Tastes futuristic.

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- Definitely tasting neon-ness.

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(laughs)

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- This is the only time I would advocate

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eating with your mouth open.

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- This tastes sweet.

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I would eat it in outer space.

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- The chips look dope.

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- Wait, are the chips glowing?

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- I actually don't do meat or dairy.

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- It's like neon dairy,

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it doesn't really count.

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- They glow in my mouth.

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That was probably gross.

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- But not really 'cause
it glows in the dark.

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- It's crazy how much seeing something,

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though, can effect the way you taste it.

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- That is true.

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- I can't tell if it tastes good or not.

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The taste doesn't matter.

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- It doesn't even look like food.

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- There used to be these Play-Doh
kitchen sets you could buy

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where you put a bunch
of Play-Doh in there,

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you squeeze it out, it
comes out like spaghetti,

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that's exactly what this looks like.

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- This looks like Nickelodeon slime.

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- This is delicious.

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Like, I'm ready to consummate my vow.

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I just hope it doesn't
consummate my mouth.

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My senses are all scrambled up.

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- Yeah, I feel like my
intestines are glowing,

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and I wonder how it's
gonna come out later.

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- Glow in the dark makes
everything more fun

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and less flavorful.

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- I was more interested
in playing with the food

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than actually eating.

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- For me, it's just
fascinating to be, like,

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the way something is presented to me

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will alter the way I taste it.

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- Yeah, underneath the black lights,

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it's like, yeah, I would eat that all day.

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- Hell yeah.

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- Just cause it looks cool.

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- I'm just waiting for those
microwaves in Spy Kids,

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where you just put like a bean in,

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and then it comes out a cheeseburger.

