WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.892 - I'm gonna be honest, since I started drinking 00:00:02.892 --> 00:00:06.805 during the holidays, they've gotten a lot easier. 00:00:15.753 --> 00:00:17.048 - Aw, a little Grinch. 00:00:17.048 --> 00:00:18.325 - This looks toxic. 00:00:18.325 --> 00:00:19.120 - It's fruity smelling. 00:00:19.120 --> 00:00:20.326 - It smells like Kool-Aid, man. 00:00:20.326 --> 00:00:21.036 - Sours. 00:00:21.036 --> 00:00:22.226 - Oh, yes. Ooh. 00:00:22.226 --> 00:00:23.358 - Ooh. Yes! 00:00:23.358 --> 00:00:24.789 - Is there even alcohol in this? 00:00:24.789 --> 00:00:28.179 It just tastes like sugar and regret. 00:00:28.179 --> 00:00:30.088 - By mistake, I'd probably give this to a toddler. 00:00:30.088 --> 00:00:31.546 - That would get you through your grandma 00:00:31.546 --> 00:00:32.823 asking you a million times, 00:00:32.823 --> 00:00:34.958 "Where's your man, baby?" 00:00:34.958 --> 00:00:37.769 - If you're having a Christmas party with all your friends, 00:00:37.769 --> 00:00:40.439 maybe in a garage, maybe there's a beer pong table around, 00:00:40.439 --> 00:00:42.063 people are drinking these. 00:00:42.063 --> 00:00:44.037 - Easily five out of five Grinches. 00:00:44.037 --> 00:00:46.419 - Five out of five Grinches. 00:00:48.253 --> 00:00:49.190 - [Quincy] Nice. 00:00:49.190 --> 00:00:49.981 - Okay. 00:00:49.981 --> 00:00:50.875 - Nice. Nice. 00:00:50.875 --> 00:00:51.874 - How do you feel about that? 00:00:51.874 --> 00:00:53.253 - You have to drink it like this. 00:00:53.253 --> 00:00:55.390 - It looks so happy, and then you taste it, 00:00:55.390 --> 00:00:56.551 and it's like, mehh. 00:00:56.551 --> 00:00:59.546 - Would you feel confident ordering these for her? 00:00:59.546 --> 00:01:00.961 - Yeah, as long as we split the check. 00:01:00.961 --> 00:01:02.819 - You'd still break her heart? 00:01:02.819 --> 00:01:04.026 - Yeah, man. It's me, man. 00:01:04.026 --> 00:01:05.467 Hurt people are hurt people. 00:01:05.467 --> 00:01:07.346 - Everyone has that sweet aunt 00:01:07.346 --> 00:01:11.085 who turns into a (bleep) monster after one of these. 00:01:11.085 --> 00:01:12.246 - Two Mall Santas. 00:01:12.246 --> 00:01:14.079 Because I don't think it's a Christmas drink. 00:01:14.079 --> 00:01:16.330 - It's not a Christmas drink. 00:01:17.183 --> 00:01:18.204 - Ooh, this is pretty. 00:01:18.204 --> 00:01:20.130 - This is some (bleep) you found on Pinterest. 00:01:20.130 --> 00:01:21.059 - Ooh. 00:01:21.059 --> 00:01:22.685 - But it looks like Pepto Bismol. 00:01:22.685 --> 00:01:23.985 - Tim Gunn, on Fashion Runway, 00:01:23.985 --> 00:01:25.425 would give this a ten out of ten. 00:01:25.425 --> 00:01:27.375 - Part of the ambiance of the drink 00:01:27.375 --> 00:01:29.930 is part of the presentation, Matt. 00:01:29.930 --> 00:01:32.207 - I am not arguing with you, Quincy. 00:01:32.207 --> 00:01:33.409 - Yeah, but how do you do this? 00:01:33.409 --> 00:01:34.174 Do you go like-- 00:01:34.174 --> 00:01:35.283 - Yeah, yeah. Um... 00:01:35.283 --> 00:01:37.028 - Holy, hell. That one's strong. 00:01:37.028 --> 00:01:37.980 That one's got the booze. 00:01:37.980 --> 00:01:39.111 Are you gonna vomit right now? 00:01:39.111 --> 00:01:39.883 Aim that way. 00:01:39.883 --> 00:01:41.460 - Also, the mint reminds me of toothpaste, 00:01:41.460 --> 00:01:43.295 so I feel like you could drink this in the morning. 00:01:43.295 --> 00:01:46.337 - Hey, should we talk about your drinking in the morning? 00:01:46.337 --> 00:01:47.497 - My fellow DGs would be like, 00:01:47.497 --> 00:01:50.516 "Yeah, girl! Let's get drunk!" 00:01:50.516 --> 00:01:53.326 It's just a bunch of peppermint schnapps, you know? 00:01:53.326 --> 00:01:54.509 - These drinks are so fun, 00:01:54.509 --> 00:01:55.741 because I feel like this is something 00:01:55.741 --> 00:01:57.761 you could probably make with your family. 00:01:57.761 --> 00:01:58.940 It's like an activity. 00:01:58.940 --> 00:02:01.254 - I would give it two Candy Canes. 00:02:01.254 --> 00:02:04.110 - I'd give it three, because the presentation was flawless. 00:02:04.110 --> 00:02:06.010 - Two point five. 00:02:08.315 --> 00:02:09.616 - The Singles Sangria. 00:02:09.616 --> 00:02:11.380 - Ooh, this is what you make with your girls. 00:02:11.380 --> 00:02:12.959 - Feels like it's a mixer. 00:02:12.959 --> 00:02:15.583 - Okay, a single lady deserves this drink. 00:02:15.583 --> 00:02:17.236 - She does, because a lot of (bleep) boys 00:02:17.236 --> 00:02:18.764 out there ruining lives. 00:02:18.764 --> 00:02:20.062 - Oh yeah. Oh yeah. 00:02:20.062 --> 00:02:21.727 - Mm, that's just wine with fruit in it. 00:02:21.727 --> 00:02:24.165 - That is grown-up apple juice. 00:02:24.165 --> 00:02:26.418 - When I drink it, I'm like, "I'm not upset I'm single. 00:02:26.418 --> 00:02:28.438 "I'm a sexy person." 00:02:28.438 --> 00:02:30.295 - This is the Christmas morning drink. 00:02:30.295 --> 00:02:32.153 - Oh, I can get on board with that. 00:02:32.153 --> 00:02:34.058 - You don't wrap some presents with this, 00:02:34.058 --> 00:02:36.170 you open some presents with this. 00:02:36.170 --> 00:02:38.224 - Yes.