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- I, I think of really
cute round animals and

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- I think of like soy sauce.

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- Ok.

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- So I don't know how it's gonna go.

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(cheery music plays)

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- The coins that Meowth had in Pokemon.

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- Wow, like, the one on his head.

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- The one on his head.

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- Rice puff?

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- Smells fried.

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- Oh, that's good, fried is good.

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(crunching)

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- I was not expecting that.

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- I like that.

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- That's like sweet and
savory at the same time.

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- It's like a spicey rice cracker.

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- If you've ever had Pops cereal,

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it's just a big Pops.

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- Ya this kind of just seems like

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an airplane snack.

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- Ya, like, their version of

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the two pack of Ritz crackers.

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- Ya, ya, ya!

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- I've had these before,

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and I love 'em.

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- I like the name, already.

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- You can eat the inner wrapper,

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which is a lot of fun.

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- Why are you supposed to eat paper?

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I don't understand.

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- They're too big to suck on.

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- Ya

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(both laugh)

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- This is a really good way to

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shut up your kids.

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'Cause you feed them this,

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there's no way that they can

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have a conversation.

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- I think this is what my mom was doing.

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- That's like, very chewy.

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- No, no.

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- Ooh, this looks like twigs.

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- Those are little fish.

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- What?

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- See that eye, lookin' at you.

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- Right?

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- That looks like sardines.

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Oh my God.

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- Basically fish.
- Holy shit.

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- Or it could be an eel.

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- That was damn good.

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- Mmm.

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- It's like salty.

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- Mmm!

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- Not bad at all.

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- It tastes like a fish tank smells.

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- This like legitimately
tastes good together.

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This is so surprising.

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- You don't want to eat
these before a date though.

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- Oh my God!

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(excitedly squeals)

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- Here's something I

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can get on board with.

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- He looks so happy
when you turn his head.

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- Also, a piggy bank.

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- Could you just see,

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a little chubby baby,

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like carrying this around.

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- No.

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- I just can't get into my candy.

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- What child with man strength

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can do this?

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(slurps)

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- Wha wha whamp

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(both slurp and laugh)

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(slurps)

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- Delicious.

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- Ya, they come to my desk

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and just see these everywhere.

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- It's like, "I had an episode!".

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- What the fuck

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does the pig have to do

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with jell-o snacks?

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- They're both jiggly.

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- Delicious.

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- Ya!

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- I actually liked everything.

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- The crackers, were a dark horse,

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I really enjoyed them.

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- Very understated, but very delicious.

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- There were some weird
combinations going on.

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- Ya.

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- Fish and almonds.

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- On sight, I was like, no.

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But taste, yes.

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- I feel like it's gotta be a really

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fun place to eat.

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- Ya!

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- 'Cause like, there's some crazy,

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not just like combinations,

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but the presentation

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of some of this, is pretty extraordinary.

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(squeaky hinge sound plays)