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- When an artist can dance,

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that makes them a thousand times better

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than anyone else.

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- What's my dance experience like?

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- Zero.
- None.

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- I will say that I watch music videos,

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and be like, "Oh, that looks easy."

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- I chose iconic music video choreography,

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not dance crazes, to show you

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just how difficult your favorite

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artist dance moves actually are.

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How do you dance to
Thriller when you hear it?

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- Yeah, exactly.
- Yeah.

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- Dat dat dat, da dat.

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- Ned, you have to learn.

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Down, thrust, and forward.

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- Can we really thrust?

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- You've gotta really thrust.
- Okay.

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- Are you not wearing shoes?

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- Do I need shoes for this?

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- Oh, God. You guys
are gonna be the worst.

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- As a child of the 80s,
this is like muscle memory.

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- It's hard to be a sexy zombie,

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because zombies feel so dead.

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- Michael Jackson was a sexy zombie.

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- I know.

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- We're gonna do it without
you, is that the thing?

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- Yeah.
- No! No, no, no.

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("Thriller" backbeat)

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- That's a lost faster than
I thought it was gonna be!

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I feel like with all these dances,

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we're gonna see something

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that caught on, that's like,

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slightly complicated, it's not super easy.

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- The moves just like,
make sense with the music.

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- There's a reason why he was

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the greatest entertainer
of our generation.

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- The part that's easy
for everyone else to do,

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is the only part you remember.

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That was terrible!

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- It was pretty perfect.

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- What do you think vogueing looks like?

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- This!
- [Girls] Vogue, vogue, vogue!

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- Oh shit. Already unnatural.

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Everything's always at a very sharp angle.

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Oh, that hurts.

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Voguing is both powerful, but elegant,

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very smooth, but also super controlled.

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- New Twitter bio.
- I'm all of those things.

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- That's hot.
- Yes.

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- Is it just arms, or do
we move our bodies too?

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- You're delivering arms and face.

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- Yes, bitch.

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- Boom.

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- No, that's--

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- Yeah, that's not
happenin' for some of us.

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- It's weird 'cause it's
sexy in a different way,

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it's like, power sexy.

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♫ Come on, vogue

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- I feel empowered, the power of Madonna!

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- It's hard to keep it all internal,

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and like, keep a blank stare,

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because you're doing so much work,

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and you're just like, how are
you not breathing very hard?

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- It'd be super easy to improv it,

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but choreograph with other people?

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That's hard.

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- They do Vogue Battle, yes.

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- Vogue Battle?

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- Oh, oh, ey, ey, ey!

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♫ Vogue vogue vogue ♫

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- Bye bye bye!

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(all cheering)

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- I've got the Timberlake
bandana right now.

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- I know part of it, it's this, right?

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- Yeah, if you're lazy.

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*NSYNC is very explosive.

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Give it more swagger.

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Stop being such a white boy.

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No one seems to do this move quite right.

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- Cause I'm over here, like,

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yeah left, and then what?

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- This is 90s pop!

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- And I told you I was a horrible dancer.

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- I'm a little confused, but it's okay.

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- I'm not.
- Let's do this.

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♫ Bye bye bye

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♫ Bye bye

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♫ Don't wanna be a fool for you

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♫ Just another player ♫

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- It's 100% attitude.

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- That would've helped me in
my social life in high school.

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- Wish I could do it one more time.

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- That one was a lot of fun.

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- I guess you just don't think
about how physical it can be.

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It's kinda sad that most
of today's boy bands

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don't dance like this anymore.

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- I feel like I've learned
it one way so long,

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that I thought this was the right way,

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but it's really this, and
now when I try to correct it,

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I'm like five seconds behind.

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♫ Bye bye
(girl squealing)

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- That was the best moment of my life!

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- My wife and I went to a

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Britney Spears concert in Las Vegas.

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- Oops, Ned mentioned his wife again.

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- It's already too much.

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- I'm already lost!

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- Looks like you're throwin' a
ball back at a baseball game.

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- Chris, you're shimmying.
It's not that, it's this.

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- Why is she walking like a chicken?

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- A lot of this routine is
actually in forth position.

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- Does anyone have ballet experience?

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(bursts into laughter)

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- Here.
- That's how you do it!

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- Yeah.
- I never knew how she did it.

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- What?
- What, nope, nothing.

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Zero.
- What part are we on?

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- [Together] Oh baby, baby, baby.

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- Yeah, Keith, Keith! Fuck yeah!

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- Yeah, yeah.
- Thanks, Ned!

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- Yeah.
- I thought the old lady

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threw it in the ocean.

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♫ Oops, I did it again ♫

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- I feel like I've seen

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"Oops, I did it again" a billion times

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growing up, so it's
just a little bit easier

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to lock into my mind.

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- I feel like I'm in sixth grade again,

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and I'm just dancing with my friends.

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I literally got lost in this game.

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- The movements mimic the lyrics.

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- Maybe doesn't look
easy in the music video,

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but I certainly didn't
think it was this hard.

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- Brittney makes it look so easy though!

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- I feel like 2007, Brittney.

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(laughter)

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- It's Janet Jackson.
- Yes!

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- Is it the one where her

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boob pops out during the Super Bowl?

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- No.

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- Yeah, 'cause I can do that one.

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- Rhythm Nation.

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(screaming)

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- Oh, this video's intense, you guys.

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- Three, second finger goes in,

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- Oh, shit.
- then these two fingers.

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- Dang.
- We're not gonna flip it off?

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- Nope.

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- She wasn't that dystopian, huh?

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- And I bet this happened really fast.

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(screaming)

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- The reason many people
can't do a Janet dance,

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is because they are so damn hard.

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She has really complex dances.

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Make your face hard. Make
your face hard, Zach.

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- The actual tempo is,

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Bum bum bum, bum buh.

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- No.

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(laughing nervously)
- No!

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- You can fight someone with that.

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- It's so fast and precise,

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it's gonna be done by the time

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you realize I'm fucking it up.

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- Janet, this one's for you, baby.

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♫ Five, four, three, two, one ♫

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- It was incredibly fast and technical.

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- I just know people were in classes

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for months, to learn her stuff.

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- Yeah, this is hard, but it's fun.

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- It felt like a military music piece.

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- I just wanna apologize to Miss Jackson,

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if she ever sees this.

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- What is Beyonce's most famous
choreographed music video?

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- Single Ladies.
- Ladies.

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- Single Ladies.

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- We're gonna look like
some moms at a concert.

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- If we're gonna be Beyonce,

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we can't do it in flats.

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(groaning)

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- No.

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- I can't even walk in heels!

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- Well you're gonna love this, then!

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- Right, left right.

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- Oh, I already feel a blister coming!

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- Be ready to catch me,
I might fall on you.

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- You got this.

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- Wait, there are arms, too?

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- This is the hardest dance we've done!

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- And that's it!

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- Uh, no.

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And, roll to the left.

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- No!

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- Oh, no, no!
(clapping)

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- Sit in the heel.
- No!

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- I can't body roll.

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- I can't, I will bust an ankle, ya'll.

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- Eugene's a better woman than all of us!

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- I'm gonna fall over.

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(laughing)

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- All of these dances
you think are so easy,

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and then the little, I'm so impressed.

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♫ Oh oh oh

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♫ Oh oh oh, oh oh oh

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♫ Oh oh oh ♫

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- It's incredibly difficult,

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I can't imagine singing and
doing this at the same time.

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- To do it in heels, I have
so much more respect for,

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not only women in general,

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but women performers particularly.

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- Looks sexy as hell in the music video,

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and we look like--

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- Like we had too much
to drink at book club.

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- We're a bunch of Michelles,

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in a world that belongs to Beyonce.

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- It's a little girl
dancing, so if she can do it,

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we'll have no problem, right?

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- Yeah, she's like--

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- Shes a professional dancer,

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who has crazy acrobatic skills.

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- We're gonna do one of the simpler parts.

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- Oh, it's the--

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- It's the stuff with the table.

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- I love this part!

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- And seven, and punch!

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- Woah.

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- And your head slams on the table.

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- Shit.

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- Like that.
- Not gonna be able to do it.

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- I'm too tall.

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- This dance is not made
for people with glasses.

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- Pull your own head up.

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- This is dope.

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- And your face is going like, mm.

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And you grab it!

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- Wah!
- And you throw it away!

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And you go weh-meh-meh-meh, meh-meh-meh!

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Then you're gonna be a tiger!

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(roaring)

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In your cage.

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And, I'm pregnant.

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- He could be making
this up as he went along.

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- This is important. Don't
punch me in the face.

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♫ Guess I'm just holding on for tonight

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♫ Help me, I'm holding on for dear life ♫

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- That was the most fun.

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- It just came from emotion.

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- We were attaching it to
things, instead of numbers.

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- It's sort of like speaking,

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there's a bunch of different
ways you can say something,

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but it still is the same message.

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- It takes time and work to like--

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Just like any art.

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- We were definitely like, the best group

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at Buzzfeed dancing, right?

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(silence)

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- [All] Yay!

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- Thank you!

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- This is a godddamn job,
to learn how to do this.

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- You gotta sing, dance, look sexy.

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- Also, girls, learn to code.

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That's what we learned.

