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- I've never eaten at IKEA before,

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but I've heard the food is fine.

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- I've heard a lot about the meatballs.

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I think they're gonna be great.

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- The whole premise is
really disturbing to me.

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That a place you can buy
organizational doors for silverware

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and couches, you can also buy
meatballs and cauliflower.

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- The value here is unbelievable.

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To me that's the number one
most important thing about food

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is cost versus case analysis.

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Everyone's talking about how
cauliflower is the new potato.

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- This is what Oliver had in his bowl when

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he had to ask for more and I
told him no at the orphanage.

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- Yeah.

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- Yeah!

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- I dig it. It's like comfort food.

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- Yeah! I'm into it.

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- Gruel, that's the word I
was looking for. It's gruel.

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- It's not not gruel is what I would say.

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- I think I would love to
like wake up every morning

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with just a spoon of this
in my mouth to wake me up.

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So the meatballs are like
the flagship IKEA vegetable.

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- What is this? Is this barbecue?

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- It's lingonberry sauce.

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- Are lingonberries just cranberries?

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- It's good, but I mean.

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- If I was really hungry
and this was in front of me,

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I would eat it.

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- But I mean it's a good meatball.

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- They're cheap. 5 bucks
for the whole thing.

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- For $5 it's probably a great deal.

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I'll say that. It's a great deal.

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- I am glad that they
have veggie meatballs.

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- It smells a little bit like stuffing.

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IKEA has figured out
how to make Thanksgiving

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into every dish they make.

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- Bottoms up!

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- Ding!

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- They're pretty good.

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- You know what makes it?

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Is this butternut squash sauce around it.

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- Is this the same stuff?

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- I like, I like them. They're not bad.

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- Veggie meatballs. They're good.

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- The green beans, on the
other hand, not a big fan.

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- Yeah, why is there so
much water in the beans?

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(laughs)

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- This is really beautiful.

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- If there's one thing that

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Scandinavians like it's their sweets.

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- That's good. That's
some good lingonberry.

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- Yeah! I think it is lingonberry too.

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- Highly manufactured, but delicious.

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- You know I can eat
several pieces of this.

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- I mean we can finish the thing.

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- I kind of want to finish this.

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- Looks kind of like a cranberry.

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- Yeah, but it's lingering on the vine.

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- It tastes like Caprisun.

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- You can't ever be angry
drinking out of a juice box.

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- It's good.

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- Katie likes it.

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- It's good. It's like cranberry juice

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but like a little more subtle.

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- This would make a great
beverage. Like adult beverage.

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- I can drink this all day every day.

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- It's also organic, so.

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- What? Shut the front door.

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- Value is off the charts.

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- The cake and the juice box like yes.

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Everything else (shrugs).

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- And the lingonberries, now a fan.

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I now love lingonberries.

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- This is the kind of food that
you buy like at Disneyworld

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in a pre-packaged container
because you're in a rush

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and like everybody is already cranky.

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Like no one's happy.

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But it's there, and it's food.

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So everybody's gonna shut
up and they're gonna eat it.

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They're gonna be fine with
it, and they're gonna move on.

