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- We asked the Buzzfeed community

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to send us their secret menu items,

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and we're gonna eat 'em.

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- Yeah.

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- Hopefully they're good.

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I'm from New York, so I've
only had it a couple times.

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- Probably like three times a month.

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- I'd go probably once a month,

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and I go protein style, and I go hard.

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- Never tried the secret menu before.

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- Also, it's a secret, so,
like, how would I know?

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- Ooh.

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(laughter)

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- This is (censored)!

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- I'm holding it.

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Okay, there it goes.

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- There's nothing to hate about this.

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This is like a grilled cheese sandwich,

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but with meat.

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- If somebody brought me
this and I had to pay for it,

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I'd be (censored) irate right now.

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- It needs some sauce or something.

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- It needs something.

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- And, or lettuce, tomatoes, and a bun.

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- This is like the inside of your mouth

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when you're eating In and Out.

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- This is the inside of your stomach.

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- My stomach just growled in happiness.

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- It's good.

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- A stoner walked up to
the cashier at In and Out,

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and he was like, "I want
a patty on my fries."

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And the guy was like,

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"Don't you just want a burger and fries?"

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He's like, "No, no, no, no, on it."

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- This is just a (censored) patty.

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- The ultimate In and Out hack right here.

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- It's good.

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It adds a little bit of flavor.

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- It's so salty.

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- It's like, I might as
well grab the Pacific Ocean

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and throw it onto this plate.

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- This just makes me
really sad for America.

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- Oh my God, no!

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- God!

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- Holy (censored)!

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- Oh my God, this is incredible.

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- I'm gonna have to have jaw surgery

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after taking one bite.

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- I don't have the mouth space for this.

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- Kinda daunting.

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- Okay, you ready?

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- I have to practice, hold on.

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- I can't!

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- It's just too much.

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- I, no.

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- If I ate this in the morning,

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I wouldn't have to eat until the next day.

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- This restores my faith in America.

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- This is the next
president of our country.

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- It's delicious.

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- This is the best one so far today.

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- Oh my God.

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- I love it.

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- Yeah, a ton of flavor, it's like, moist.

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I know a lot of people hate that word,

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but I like that word.

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- That kinda looks healthy.

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Squeeze.

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- I would almost go vegetarian for this.

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- You gotta try it.

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And I'm sorry about my bad manners, mom.

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- It's fantastic.

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You're just gonna drink
the whole thing, huh?

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Okay.

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- She doesn't know what
she's talking about.

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- Amazing.

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I'm also done, but amazing.

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- Wow.

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- The ice cream's a little melted.

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Oh, it's perfect.

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- You have any more of these?

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- Today I found $100, and
I got a root beer float.

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- Yeah, he found $100.

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- Yeah.

