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- Oh, I know what mine tastes like.

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You know right after you
puke when you're drunk,

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and you get, like residual--

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- Yes!

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- Bile.

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- Bile, like spicy alcohol.

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- Yeah.

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- That's what this is.

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- Yeah.

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- But it's healthy for you, so what?

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- Do we shoot it?

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How are we supposed to do it?

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- Wait, so when I put it in my mouth,

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you put it in your mouth?

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- I'm just gonna shoot it.

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- Alright.

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- Tastes like Martinelli's.

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- Shit wasn't that bad. It tastes amazing.

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- This was at the bottom of mine.

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- So you got the fungus in this one?

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- Am I gonna trip?

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Am I gonna trip?

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- No, you didn't eat it.

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Alright, let's do it.

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- Yo, no!

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- Wow, this smells rich.

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- This is like, alien guts!

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- Cheers, all right? Go, boom.

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- Oh, that's so,

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(gurgles)

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- I love it.

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- The texture's horrible!

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- I think the texture's fun as fuck!

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- That's fun! This reminds me of

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the medicine I used to
have when I was sick.

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- That usually isn't something

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that people like the taste of.

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- Well, it was the grape medicine.

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It was really good!

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(squealing)

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- It's super fun!

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- It is super fun.

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- Imagine doing that with somebody,

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back and forth in their mouth.

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- You wanna try it?

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- Do it, do it!

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- I can't, I can't, I can't. I can't.

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- I woulda committed. I commit, I commit.

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(all singing)

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- Kombucha!

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Well, ours looks like Gatorade,

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and Kelsey's looks like pond water.

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- Yeah, right?

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- Slip it off my finger.

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- Ew!

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- Oh. This tastes fantastic.

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- No!

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- Somebody taste mine,

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and tell me it tastes like ya'lls.

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- Mine's spicy.

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- It looks like somebody bottled a puddle.

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- It's like healthy soda.

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- Like healthy soda.

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- It's like healthy soda.

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- That you threw up.

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- Yes.

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- It's like healthy
soda that you threw up.

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- [all together] Kombucha.

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- Anybody smell toast?

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I smell toast.

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- Are you having a seizure?

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- Oh my god!

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(laughter)

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