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- Kimbap.

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- Kimbap.

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- Kim

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- [Both] Bap.

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- Ow. (laughs)

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(uptempo lighthearted music)

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(bell rings)

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- [Both] Ooh.

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- That's not sushi.

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But is it sushi?

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- This is Korean sushi, I believe.

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- I don't eat--

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- Sorry.

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I tried to get it on the plate.

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- I see crab, is that beef, or spam or--

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- Uh.

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- What the (beep) is going on in this?

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- One, two, three.

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- That's good,

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That's a good time.

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- Still chewing dude?
- [Man In Blue Shirt] Sorry.

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So good.

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- What is going on over there?

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- I'm sorry, small mouth.

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- It's just the whole
thing is heaven wrapped

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in the little roll.

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- Mmm.

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- It's got some cooked food in there.

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With a little bit of spices.

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- Is this a fruit?

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- There's this really
crunchy aspect to it.

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(food crunches)

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- Oh, that sound!

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- This is some tasty bop right over here.

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(air rushing)

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- Those look like sausages that have been

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basting in kimchi for days.

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- This is Korean pasta, right?

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It tastes like pasta.

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- I've actually made this before.

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It's fishcake, this is Tteokk.

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Look at me, I'm a little Korean expert.

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- It's very good, it's exceptionly chewy.

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- It's rice compacted into
this weird space sausage.

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- Is there anything inside?

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There's nothing inside.

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- The spice is telling you to stop,

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but your tummy's telling
you to keep going.

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- [Voiceover] What, these are cookies?

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- Woah, oh wait.

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That's not a cookie.

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- [Voiceover] Oh my god.

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- Oh, it's like a little fishy pie.

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- These are fun little things for us.

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- Is it an empanada or a pie?

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- Oh, it smells like a
ginger bread house, kinda.

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- [Both] Whoa!

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- Very bready, it's not sweet.

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- The craftmanship on this.

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- You're a savage.

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- I know, I bit into his face.

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- Hey, you could probably
make it like other things too.

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You could make like a little cat.

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Like imagine like Baymax, like this.

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- Bean, a little bean max?

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- Red bean is just like pure angel.

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- Honestly, I'm over the bread.

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I just want the red bean.

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- I'll never be over the bread.

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(air rushing)

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- What?
- [Girl In Stripped Shirt] Oh.

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Look at these little baby boys.

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- Okay, I keep changing
what I think it is.

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I thought it was like a grain burrito.

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Is this meat?

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- It looks like a mix between,

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like blood sausage, and rice.

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- This kinda looks like little sausage.

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Oh, is this blood sausage?

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- [Man In Blue Shirt] Put a
little bit of that on there.

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- A little sprinkle dinkle.

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- I always enjoy a little
bit of salt with my blood.

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- I got too much salt.

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I ruined what would have
otherwise been pretty a good food.

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- I didn't remember
eating Playdoh as child

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until this moment.

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I'm like, oh I've been here before.

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- I can't say I like it.

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He's still chewing it and
he put it in his mouth

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5 minutes ago.
(hand clapping)

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- It's, it's comforting
in a sense, 'cause I,

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excuse me, a little blood burp.

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- Oh, jesus. (laughs)

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- If you were to plate somebody's arm,

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that's what it tastes like.

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- Oh yeah, a little bit.

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- I would eat this again.

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- I feel like the sushi's
a solid appetizer.

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- Korean food, great.

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Korean street food,

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even greater.

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- Everything, almost everything was good.

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- Yeah, certainly.

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- You're still, you're
still focused on the guts.

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- Yeah, those linger though, those linger.

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- They most certainly linger.

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- If this food is like pretty inexpensive,

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that's great, because Steve
and I are cheap dates.

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- That's right, we out!

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- We out, we're cheap as (beep).

