WEBVTT
Kind: captions
Language: en

00:00:00.089 --> 00:00:02.756
(intense music)

00:00:03.905 --> 00:00:05.102
(bass drum pounds)

00:00:05.102 --> 00:00:06.209
(bass drum pounds)

00:00:06.209 --> 00:00:07.590
(bass drum pounds)

00:00:07.590 --> 00:00:10.257
(intense music)

00:00:12.639 --> 00:00:13.472
(record scratches)

00:00:13.472 --> 00:00:14.335
- Are we rolling?
- [Voiceover] Yeah.

00:00:14.335 --> 00:00:15.507
- Why is it breaking the internet?

00:00:15.507 --> 00:00:16.972
It's just Ramen.

00:00:16.972 --> 00:00:18.122
- [Blue Hair] We're getting ready

00:00:18.122 --> 00:00:20.694
to taste Kylie Jenner's Ramen recipe.

00:00:20.694 --> 00:00:24.200
She Snapchatted it recently
to all of her fans.

00:00:24.200 --> 00:00:25.942
- Us. (laughs)
- [Right] Us, the two of us.

00:00:25.942 --> 00:00:29.011
- I think Kylie is the
voice of the new generation.

00:00:29.011 --> 00:00:30.850
- I'm aware of what's going on with them.

00:00:30.850 --> 00:00:32.969
I keep up with them, but
I don't watch the show.

00:00:32.969 --> 00:00:33.880
I just know.

00:00:33.880 --> 00:00:35.487
- It's not that I really
hate the Kardashians;

00:00:35.487 --> 00:00:37.907
it's that I'm completely confused by them.

00:00:37.907 --> 00:00:41.201
"You won't believe what
Kylie puts in her Ramen."

00:00:41.201 --> 00:00:43.987
I look at it, I'm like this
is what all my Asian friends

00:00:43.987 --> 00:00:45.162
have been doing for forever.

00:00:45.162 --> 00:00:46.312
- I don't know a damn
thing about the Ramen

00:00:46.312 --> 00:00:47.145
that Kylie makes.

00:00:47.145 --> 00:00:48.047
I know about the Ramen that I make.

00:00:48.047 --> 00:00:50.197
I throw sour cream in
there, tapatio, and lime.

00:00:50.197 --> 00:00:51.356
- I don't really fuck with Ramen.

00:00:51.356 --> 00:00:53.334
- Literally it was just
a picture, and she said,

00:00:53.334 --> 00:00:55.941
"I add garlic, and egg,
and butter to my Ramen."

00:00:55.941 --> 00:00:57.401
Doesn't tell us how much.

00:00:57.401 --> 00:00:59.642
Doesn't tell us like why.

00:00:59.642 --> 00:01:00.475
(laughs)

00:01:00.475 --> 00:01:03.002
Doesn't show us how to do
it, and we're all doing it.

00:01:03.002 --> 00:01:06.234
Bow down to Kylie, who has
a lot of power. (laughs)

00:01:06.234 --> 00:01:07.316
(bell dings)

00:01:07.316 --> 00:01:08.640
- (laughs) If I come to your house and you

00:01:08.640 --> 00:01:09.491
severed me this shit, I'd be like,

00:01:09.491 --> 00:01:11.402
"Girl, what the hell?"

00:01:11.402 --> 00:01:12.509
- It looks like something you would get

00:01:12.509 --> 00:01:15.141
at the best Chinese takeout store.

00:01:15.141 --> 00:01:17.479
- This looks like something
my dog coughed up.

00:01:17.479 --> 00:01:18.741
(slurps)

00:01:18.741 --> 00:01:20.168
- Oh my god.
- [Right] Oh my god.

00:01:20.168 --> 00:01:21.174
- Actually.

00:01:21.174 --> 00:01:22.494
- It's actually really good.
- [Man] Yeah. (laughs)

00:01:22.494 --> 00:01:23.960
- Could you just give me like
five minutes to finish this?

00:01:23.960 --> 00:01:24.935
- Yeah. (laughs)

00:01:24.935 --> 00:01:26.462
- Kinda tastes like popcorn
a bit because of the butter.

00:01:26.462 --> 00:01:27.573
- It's a good base.

00:01:27.573 --> 00:01:29.926
It could've added more stuff.
- [Man] Yeah.

00:01:29.926 --> 00:01:31.774
- The garlic powder is
doing a lot of work.

00:01:31.774 --> 00:01:32.911
- That is really salty.

00:01:32.911 --> 00:01:34.645
- Well that's the sodium
packet in the Ramen.

00:01:34.645 --> 00:01:36.377
- Do you think she adds seasoning in it?

00:01:36.377 --> 00:01:38.058
- She's using that packet,
I know that packet.

00:01:38.058 --> 00:01:38.891
(bell dings)

00:01:38.891 --> 00:01:39.799
I live that life, I know that packet.

00:01:39.799 --> 00:01:40.776
- It's the perfect amount of garlic.

00:01:40.776 --> 00:01:42.675
Then again, we don't know
how much she puts in it,

00:01:42.675 --> 00:01:44.368
so maybe we're the geniuses.

00:01:44.368 --> 00:01:45.678
- She just finished her bowl.

00:01:45.678 --> 00:01:47.279
Look at this, look at this America.

00:01:47.279 --> 00:01:48.112
- It's real good.

00:01:48.112 --> 00:01:49.039
- Just ate all of this. (laughs)

00:01:49.039 --> 00:01:51.001
- I don't understand why
people have not put stuff

00:01:51.001 --> 00:01:52.202
in their Ramen before.

00:01:52.202 --> 00:01:53.736
- Do people not put stuff in their Ramen?

00:01:53.736 --> 00:01:55.711
That's why people are making a big deal.

00:01:55.711 --> 00:01:57.531
- [Man] Yeah.
- Oh my god, that's so sad.

00:01:57.531 --> 00:01:58.364
- I feel like at this point though,

00:01:58.364 --> 00:02:00.751
she could literally just throw
anything together into a bowl

00:02:00.751 --> 00:02:02.247
and it would go viral.

00:02:02.247 --> 00:02:03.282
- And it would sell.

00:02:03.282 --> 00:02:04.719
Ramen prices are gonna go up now.

00:02:04.719 --> 00:02:05.986
- Are people buying more Ramen?

00:02:05.986 --> 00:02:06.819
- Are they?

00:02:06.819 --> 00:02:07.652
She should get research on that.

00:02:07.652 --> 00:02:08.485
(bell dings)

00:02:08.485 --> 00:02:09.318
- We need to use Kylie for more things,

00:02:09.318 --> 00:02:10.642
to get more food out there.

00:02:10.642 --> 00:02:13.543
- There's a bunch of rich
teenagers in Calabasas

00:02:13.543 --> 00:02:14.913
eating Ramen Noodles.

00:02:14.913 --> 00:02:16.960
- The Kardashian-Jenner kids
found it, and we're like,

00:02:16.960 --> 00:02:20.487
"What is this incredibly
exotic Japanese food?" (laughs)

00:02:20.487 --> 00:02:22.788
- This is like the most
relatable thing about her so far,

00:02:22.788 --> 00:02:25.785
the fact that she eats
Ramen, and so do we.

00:02:25.785 --> 00:02:27.344
That's it, that's all we have in common.

00:02:27.344 --> 00:02:29.987
- Who knew she would
be the one that's like

00:02:29.987 --> 00:02:32.140
gonna become the next Kim, you know?

00:02:32.140 --> 00:02:34.187
No one saw it coming.

00:02:34.187 --> 00:02:35.687
- I saw it coming.

