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- The story of Hanukkah
is like a miracle because

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I'm just like barfing up latkes.

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- Everybody loves potatoes!

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- Potatoes are good.

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- And everybody loves latkes.

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- My mouth is already like salivating.

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- I know I'm so hungry.

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- I just drooled on myself, sorry!

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- You know what I'm
actually doing after this?

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- What are you doing after this?

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- I'm going to a latke party.

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- There's latke parties?

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- Yeah, it's Hanukkah right now.

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- So like in my experience,
you just do this.

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- You just, oh, okay.

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I don't even need these.

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- This is delicious.

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- You can't wrong.

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It's just oily.

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It's like basically
tater tots smushed down.

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- Apple sauce, eh?

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It's just so unorthodox.

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- Cause Latin folk, you come to my house,

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and if I give you,

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and I'm like just put a
little sour cream over it.

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- I like the sour cream a lot.

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- What even is sour cream?

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- Jewish food, American condiments.

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American Jews, rejoice.

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- Okay, what's next, jam?

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- No.

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- No.

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- Nope.

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No way.

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- There's peanut butter.

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- You gave him peanut butter?

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Why?

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- Do you remember the double
down sandwich from KFC?

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- No.

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- It was like chicken,
something in between, chicken.

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But I'm thinking latke, PBJ, latke.

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- Do you want to try it, here.

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- Yeah.

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New tradition.

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- See, Latin folk, Jewish people.

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We have the same hair texture.

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A lot of us are equally as hairy.

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I'm super hairy.

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L'chaim!

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- Still beats the shit
out of the eucharist.

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- What's that?

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- You know, that little piece of Christ

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that you eat every Sunday?

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- I mean like, no, I don't.

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I'm Jewish!

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- What a good Jewish boy.

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- It must have been a great moment

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of cultural exchange you guys.

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- I'm really glad we did this.

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And I'm also glad that I
have a Jewish friend now.

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- One Jewish friend.

