WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.116 --> 00:00:02.002 - I bet children do this. 00:00:02.002 --> 00:00:03.486 Look at my lychee nipples! 00:00:03.486 --> 00:00:04.632 Hillary, please. 00:00:04.632 --> 00:00:06.211 (upbeat music) 00:00:06.211 --> 00:00:07.208 - You never had lychee? 00:00:07.208 --> 00:00:08.642 - No, I don't know what lychee is. 00:00:08.642 --> 00:00:10.531 - I know what lychee the fruit is. 00:00:10.531 --> 00:00:12.299 It comes in brown skin, kind of sweet, 00:00:12.299 --> 00:00:15.342 and on the very very inside is a very smooth pit. 00:00:15.342 --> 00:00:17.581 - They put those little (bleep) in my drink sometimes 00:00:17.581 --> 00:00:19.456 and it startles me. 00:00:19.456 --> 00:00:23.843 (upbeat music) 00:00:26.372 --> 00:00:28.090 - How do I eat it, like a jello shot? 00:00:28.090 --> 00:00:29.168 - Mine's not opening. 00:00:29.168 --> 00:00:30.287 - Well the child proof is on. 00:00:30.287 --> 00:00:32.910 Think I need a grown-up to open this thing. (laughs) 00:00:32.910 --> 00:00:34.237 - It smells like perfume. 00:00:34.251 --> 00:00:36.473 - This is for classy ladies to wear out, 00:00:36.473 --> 00:00:37.687 not for children to eat. 00:00:37.687 --> 00:00:38.816 - Look if you see the little chunks, 00:00:38.816 --> 00:00:41.247 you can see through them which is bizarre. 00:00:41.247 --> 00:00:42.954 - Oh, there's juice coming out! 00:00:42.954 --> 00:00:44.731 - Do I just suck it? 00:00:44.731 --> 00:00:46.198 (slurping) 00:00:46.198 --> 00:00:48.348 - Oh, it's so much better tasting than it smells! 00:00:48.348 --> 00:00:50.259 - That's too much, too much! 00:00:50.259 --> 00:00:51.635 - That's really, really good. 00:00:51.635 --> 00:00:54.204 You don't like it, I can tell. 00:00:54.204 --> 00:00:55.312 - I might have another one. 00:00:55.312 --> 00:00:57.153 (slurping) 00:00:57.153 --> 00:00:57.742 - Mmm. 00:00:57.742 --> 00:00:59.270 - It tastes like sugar and perfume, 00:00:59.270 --> 00:01:00.945 and somehow that's not terrible tasting. 00:01:00.945 --> 00:01:03.180 - And it had little bits of the fruit in it. 00:01:03.180 --> 00:01:04.786 - It tastes like a fruit cup 00:01:04.786 --> 00:01:06.930 that I would get in my lunch pail as a kid. 00:01:06.940 --> 00:01:09.276 - I feel like if hipsters knew about this they'd love it. 00:01:09.276 --> 00:01:10.322 - I would eat this as a kid 00:01:10.322 --> 00:01:12.083 'cause I ate worse things than this, 00:01:12.083 --> 00:01:13.361 I grew up in Brooklyn, bro. 00:01:14.396 --> 00:01:15.560 - Coconut's like super underrated, 00:01:15.560 --> 00:01:17.435 and I think it makes everything better. 00:01:17.449 --> 00:01:21.420 - Now I have milky nipples! (laughs) 00:01:21.423 --> 00:01:22.910 I'm gonna do this every time. 00:01:22.910 --> 00:01:24.377 - Whole box smells like a Bath and Body Works. 00:01:24.377 --> 00:01:25.406 - Ugh! 00:01:26.546 --> 00:01:27.972 (slurping) 00:01:27.972 --> 00:01:31.464 - It's very coconut-y, it's too coconut-y. 00:01:31.464 --> 00:01:33.098 - Coconut-y chemicals. 00:01:33.098 --> 00:01:34.754 - Yeah little bits of chewy coconut. 00:01:34.754 --> 00:01:36.431 That was delicious. 00:01:37.606 --> 00:01:40.686 - Alright, let's get this outta the way, patow! 00:01:40.686 --> 00:01:42.893 - I'd say mango is an overrated flavor. 00:01:42.900 --> 00:01:45.602 One time, made something with a mango, and I didn't like it. 00:01:45.602 --> 00:01:48.108 (laughing) 00:01:48.108 --> 00:01:49.729 - Smells like artificial flavor. 00:01:49.729 --> 00:01:51.143 (slurps) 00:01:51.143 --> 00:01:53.774 - It's got tiny hard chunks in it that I've been avoiding. 00:01:53.774 --> 00:01:55.469 - Halfway between a mango lassie 00:01:55.469 --> 00:01:57.252 and a mango juice from a can. 00:01:57.252 --> 00:01:59.040 - They're horrible, don't recommend to any kid. 00:01:59.040 --> 00:02:01.875 - This just seems like a delicious fruit snack 00:02:01.875 --> 00:02:03.872 that American children are missing out on. 00:02:03.872 --> 00:02:06.812 - This is the best candy I've ever tried in a taste test. 00:02:06.812 --> 00:02:10.299 - Great children's candy, also great adult candy.