WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.641 - I feel like Stephen and I might not be friends 00:00:01.641 --> 00:00:03.034 after this video. 00:00:03.034 --> 00:00:05.031 - That's because you suck at arts and craft, 00:00:05.031 --> 00:00:06.238 and I'm awesome. 00:00:06.238 --> 00:00:10.394 (holiday music) 00:00:10.394 --> 00:00:12.936 - [Voiceover] I think I don't need the instructions. 00:00:12.936 --> 00:00:14.597 - I could do this for days. 00:00:14.597 --> 00:00:17.219 - I feel like a child, but it's fun. 00:00:17.219 --> 00:00:18.160 - I'm already like done. 00:00:18.160 --> 00:00:19.578 You said this would take 40 minutes, 00:00:19.578 --> 00:00:20.728 I'm thinking five. 00:00:20.728 --> 00:00:22.273 - Now I don't know what I'm doing at all. 00:00:22.273 --> 00:00:24.362 - Nope, this is a disaster. 00:00:24.362 --> 00:00:26.126 - Agghhh. 00:00:26.126 --> 00:00:27.845 - Actually, I feel like my girlfriend would enjoy 00:00:27.845 --> 00:00:29.631 if we were sitting here together doing it. 00:00:29.631 --> 00:00:30.386 - Well, she's not! 00:00:30.386 --> 00:00:32.105 I can't be her Stephen! 00:00:32.105 --> 00:00:33.091 - Oh no. 00:00:33.091 --> 00:00:34.113 - That's what yours looks like! 00:00:34.113 --> 00:00:35.273 - No, mine is clean. 00:00:35.273 --> 00:00:36.844 - Mine looks pretty dope. 00:00:36.844 --> 00:00:37.849 - This looks like sugar. 00:00:37.849 --> 00:00:38.964 Okay, mine looks like crap. 00:00:38.964 --> 00:00:40.646 - I have to say, it turned out really nice. 00:00:40.646 --> 00:00:41.726 - This reminds me of LeBron. 00:00:41.726 --> 00:00:43.584 He does this thing, the "power-toss." 00:00:43.584 --> 00:00:45.453 (blows forcefully) 00:00:45.453 --> 00:00:47.169 - It looks like what it is, 00:00:47.169 --> 00:00:49.770 which is you rolled salt onto a mason jar. 00:00:49.770 --> 00:00:52.162 - [Voiceover] Ooh, mason jar lids. 00:00:52.162 --> 00:00:53.265 - I'm actually so excited. 00:00:53.265 --> 00:00:55.227 I've always loved hot glue guns. 00:00:55.227 --> 00:00:56.701 - Oh, that's garbage. 00:00:56.701 --> 00:00:58.419 - It's like once I make one mistake, 00:00:58.419 --> 00:01:00.114 I'm like 'fuck it, I don't care anymore.' 00:01:00.114 --> 00:01:01.739 But I do, I want this to look nice. 00:01:01.739 --> 00:01:03.840 - I feel like this is taking longer than it should. 00:01:03.840 --> 00:01:05.281 - This is really fucking hard. 00:01:05.281 --> 00:01:06.954 Who invented this stupid bullshit? 00:01:06.954 --> 00:01:08.298 - I feel like the world's 00:01:08.298 --> 00:01:09.854 shittiest Martha Stewart right now. 00:01:09.854 --> 00:01:11.212 - How do reload this thing? 00:01:11.212 --> 00:01:12.513 - What is it with these things and twine? 00:01:12.513 --> 00:01:13.570 Why do they always wanna make us-- 00:01:13.570 --> 00:01:14.371 - What do twine do? 00:01:14.371 --> 00:01:15.393 - Ha, it's decent. Look. 00:01:15.393 --> 00:01:17.377 - I can't look right now, I'm too busy. 00:01:17.377 --> 00:01:18.447 - Sorry. 00:01:18.447 --> 00:01:19.803 - They're adorable! 00:01:19.803 --> 00:01:20.715 - They kind of are. 00:01:20.715 --> 00:01:21.656 - I screwed it up, 00:01:21.656 --> 00:01:22.956 but then I managed to get it back on track. 00:01:22.956 --> 00:01:24.476 - Stephen's is ugly. 00:01:24.476 --> 00:01:27.867 - We are doing a 3D snowflake together. 00:01:27.867 --> 00:01:29.132 Because Christmas is all about 00:01:29.132 --> 00:01:30.455 getting along with each other. 00:01:30.455 --> 00:01:31.908 - I don't have a good feeling about this craft. 00:01:31.908 --> 00:01:32.592 - What? 00:01:32.592 --> 00:01:33.508 - I'm terrified. 00:01:33.508 --> 00:01:34.833 - How? - This is-- 00:01:34.833 --> 00:01:36.911 - I cut the first pieces of paper wrong. 00:01:36.911 --> 00:01:37.816 - Disaster. 00:01:37.816 --> 00:01:39.487 - Had to get new pieces of paper. 00:01:39.487 --> 00:01:40.510 - Shameful. 00:01:40.510 --> 00:01:42.436 - And have Matt show me the right way to cut. 00:01:42.436 --> 00:01:43.573 - Mmhmm, surprising. 00:01:43.573 --> 00:01:44.873 - Alright, alright, we can do this. 00:01:44.873 --> 00:01:47.555 - Ah, ahhh. 00:01:47.555 --> 00:01:48.602 - What are you doing, what? 00:01:48.602 --> 00:01:50.022 - I think buying IKEA furniture together 00:01:50.022 --> 00:01:51.102 is easier than this. 00:01:51.102 --> 00:01:51.961 (laughs) 00:01:51.961 --> 00:01:54.399 - This could be in a museum. 00:01:54.399 --> 00:01:56.302 - The shittiest, saddest museum. 00:01:56.302 --> 00:01:58.358 - I don't understand how you can be bad at cutting. 00:01:58.358 --> 00:02:00.819 - You know, I don't understand how you can be so mean 00:02:00.819 --> 00:02:02.316 to someone so fuckin' cute. 00:02:02.316 --> 00:02:05.996 Okay, that's very mature Stephen. 00:02:05.996 --> 00:02:08.201 - Kind of looks like a person, more than a snowflake. 00:02:08.201 --> 00:02:09.815 - It's like a snowflake dancer. 00:02:09.815 --> 00:02:12.844 - Maybe you can do it in like fast motion. 00:02:12.844 --> 00:02:14.958 - He's available for parties, ladies and gentleman. 00:02:14.958 --> 00:02:16.642 - It turned out even better than we expected. 00:02:16.642 --> 00:02:18.858 - And this is like Picasso. 00:02:18.858 --> 00:02:21.122 - You know it's always fun to do crafts, 00:02:21.122 --> 00:02:23.873 but you forget how frustrating it is. 00:02:23.873 --> 00:02:25.161 - Kate messed up a lot. 00:02:25.161 --> 00:02:27.403 - I think it's cheaper, and it means a lot more 00:02:27.403 --> 00:02:28.261 when you do it. 00:02:28.261 --> 00:02:30.212 - Stephen and I should do Pinterest crafts every year. 00:02:30.212 --> 00:02:31.955 'Cause clearly it works out great. 00:02:31.955 --> 00:02:33.601 - You're welcome, America. 00:02:33.601 --> 00:02:34.693 (laughs) 00:02:34.693 --> 00:02:37.457 - And God bless us, everyone. 00:02:37.457 --> 00:02:38.559 - Merry Christmas! 00:02:38.719 --> 00:02:39.477 - Merry Christmas! 00:02:39.477 --> 00:02:41.281 - Thank you.