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- Today, we're making Hanukkah crafts.

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- And ruining perfectly good mason jars.

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(light music)

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- If you don't hate yourself
by the end of the Pinterest,

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it's not a Pinterest.

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- Yeah, exactly.

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- I don't know what I'm
doing actually to be honest.

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- You're just painting popsicle sticks

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and gluing them together.

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It's like not reinventing the wheel here.

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(laughing)

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- I would totally date a guy

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completely covered in metallic paint.

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- I'm almost completely
covered in metallic paint.

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- Wow.

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- My hand is.

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- Today is your lucky day, sir.

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(laughing)

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- I've never met a glue gun I didn't hate.

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- I should not be as
frustrated as I am right now.

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- No.

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- I'm glad that you're going ahead of me

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because then I can look at you

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and decide what I don't want to do.

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- So good

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and by so good I mean I messed it up.

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- Oh my God, look at yours.

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- It's a beauty, right?

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- It's so blinged out.

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- Ding.

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- That looks beautiful.

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- Thanks.

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- Mine, I don't know.

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- They're just beautiful different stars.

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- (laughs) Yeah.

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- Next to each other.

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Best friends.

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- BFFs.

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- When I get to the final step

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and I find out I glued
the wrong fucking side.

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There's a rage inside me

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that I haven't felt in a long time.

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- [Voiceover] It's all about lights.

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- All about lights.

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- We're just making one fancy light.

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- This feels like
preschool all over again.

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- Just going to take my glue,

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put it on there and just.

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- I want to start with
the darkest at the bottom

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and then go lighter as you go up.

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- See, you're crafty.

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- I am so--

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- You're doing it.

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- Yay.

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- Honestly too, if somebody
brought this to my house

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and they're like, look what I made you,

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I'd be like, you need to take that back.

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You need to take that home with you.

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- Yeah, look at this shit, dude.

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Feel like I was Leonardo
da Vinci in another life.

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♫ If you got something

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♫ And you don't really like it

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♫ Just put a lid clear on it ♫

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- My plan is to just keep
gluing and keep covering

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and eventually I'll die.

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- I covered mine with glitter.

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- This isn't my best work.

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I'll say that.

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- My wife would be very proud.

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- I think your wife would
be very proud of me.

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- Eh.

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- Just looking at this one,

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I think this is hard to fuck up.

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I'm going to put that out
there in the beginning.

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- I'm going to hope.

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- Why is it hard to cut straight lines?

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- Right now I'm overlapping my dreidels

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so that I'm making one mega dreidel.

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- I like how three dimensional
this is going to be.

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This is kind of cool.

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- Look at that.

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That is,

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that looks horrible.

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- I wouldn't even try
to show this to my mom.

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- Actually now that football's leaving,

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I'm going to need
something to do on Sundays.

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- We have a dog.

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- We have really fucked up stars.

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- That's beautiful.

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That looks really good.

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- Don't you lie to me, Curly.

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- I swear.

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Well, look at this.

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This looks like a plain Jane.

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You're like her sexy hot friend.

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- I really feel like
half the stuff we made,

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you could buy for a dollar or two.

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Did not have to make it.

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It's not like we're making anything

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that saves you a lot of money.

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- I had a good time
hanging out with Curly.

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- Yeah, it was great.

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This was fun.

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- That's what it is, right?

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It's the social aspect of doing crafts.

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- We had quality Hanukkah making time.

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- Holidays are all about
bringing family together

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and we brought two friends together

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to make crafts.

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- Ow.

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- Ow.

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- There.

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(laughs) There's a nose hole.

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- Happy Hanukkah.

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- Oh, ew.

