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- Ha, this is the creepiest
thing I've ever seen in my life.

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- How to make candidates
more likable, ugh.

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- Maybe they could dress up as, like,

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Disney characters.

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They could do a few debates
as Disney princesses.

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- Be chill, stop caring
about being the president.

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That's how you become president.

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- Oh hey, girl!

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It's Hillary Clinton.

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- Nobody's been elected
president without eyeballs.

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- Don't look at me like that, Hillary.

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- Oh, I think people think
she's a little fierce,

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so what if we put a kitty?

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- I back this candidate.

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- Is that Richard Nixon?

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- Who even is this?

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- Chris Christie, right? Yeah!

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- He yells at people a lot.

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These will make Chris
Christie more cuddly.

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- Everybody's got scandal,
I'm gonna wear it,

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I'm gonna own this bridge thing.

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- Oh, I wish I had a Santa hat.

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Because, like, if Chris
Christie gave people toys,

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I think that would help a lot.

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So here is my revamped Chris Christie.

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- Well, well, well, who do we have here?

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- Pimp. (laughs)

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- Oh, God, no!

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- Oh, Jesus!

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- This candidate is Donald Trump.

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- So let's hide that hair,
that'll make you more likable.

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Let's put some glue under here, too,

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just like your normal hair every day.

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- So, Donald Trump needs
some perspective in life.

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I wanted him to be in someone else's skin.

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Granted, no one has this skin,

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but now he does, and now he's different,

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he's an other, and he has to deal with it.

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- Who is the messed-up kid

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who put eyeballs on everyone?

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It's terrifying, who did that?

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I'm gonna find you.

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- I think if I were to
give actual advice to them,

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I would say just be more honest.

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- You should be sincere, you should be

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passionate about what you believe in.

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- Kanye 2020, right?