WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.167 --> 00:00:01.000 - My mouth 00:00:02.042 --> 00:00:03.375 can not do this. 00:00:06.985 --> 00:00:09.902 - We're here testing community user submitted 00:00:09.902 --> 00:00:12.015 McDonald's Secret Menu. 00:00:12.015 --> 00:00:13.688 Basically stuff that people made up. 00:00:13.688 --> 00:00:15.529 - I only eat McDonalds when I'm like 00:00:15.529 --> 00:00:17.637 Oh let's make a drunk decision. 00:00:17.637 --> 00:00:19.535 Oh, McDonald's, (bleep) it. 00:00:19.535 --> 00:00:23.329 But I hear they have garlic fries now. 00:00:23.329 --> 00:00:24.946 - These just look like regular fries. 00:00:24.946 --> 00:00:26.342 - They look a little crispier. 00:00:26.342 --> 00:00:27.175 - Cheers. 00:00:28.673 --> 00:00:29.506 - Ow. 00:00:29.506 --> 00:00:30.339 - You got it? 00:00:30.339 --> 00:00:31.172 - Think I just broke a tooth. 00:00:31.172 --> 00:00:33.755 - I give it a zero out of five. 00:00:36.138 --> 00:00:37.730 - Wait, aw, suck it. - Sausage... 00:00:37.730 --> 00:00:38.792 Jelly! 00:00:38.792 --> 00:00:40.559 - I don't like the smell of this. 00:00:40.559 --> 00:00:41.496 - Ooh, I don't either. 00:00:41.496 --> 00:00:43.187 It smells like throw up. - Yeah. 00:00:43.187 --> 00:00:46.178 - I think someone was very high when they made this. 00:00:46.178 --> 00:00:47.011 - No! 00:00:47.011 --> 00:00:49.403 - This is amazing. Oh my God. 00:00:49.403 --> 00:00:51.409 - This is a full course meal in one sandwich. 00:00:51.409 --> 00:00:52.980 - I'm expecting an Egg McMuffin 00:00:52.980 --> 00:00:56.230 and then I'm just bombarded with sugar. 00:00:58.418 --> 00:01:00.230 - Whaaaaaat! 00:01:00.230 --> 00:01:02.214 - That's amazing, that's happiness in a cup! 00:01:02.214 --> 00:01:04.960 - This tastes like Coldstone but cheaper. 00:01:04.960 --> 00:01:08.393 - Cause the whole McFlurry just tastes like apple pie. 00:01:08.393 --> 00:01:09.625 It's kinda cool. 00:01:09.625 --> 00:01:11.769 - They should (bleep)ing sell this, market it. 00:01:11.769 --> 00:01:12.719 McDonalds, what are you doing? 00:01:12.719 --> 00:01:14.093 - Ice cream's already sweet enough 00:01:14.093 --> 00:01:17.514 but then apple pie mixed in, it's just too much. 00:01:17.514 --> 00:01:19.292 I don't know, McFlurrys are pretty good. 00:01:19.292 --> 00:01:21.582 Especially for all the effort involved in making this 00:01:21.582 --> 00:01:23.346 I'd rather just get a normal McFlurry. 00:01:23.346 --> 00:01:24.179 - Mm-Hmm. 00:01:26.837 --> 00:01:27.811 - This sounds like heaven. 00:01:27.811 --> 00:01:29.218 - This sounds really good. - Yeah. 00:01:29.218 --> 00:01:30.758 - Look at all this mayo. 00:01:30.758 --> 00:01:31.591 - Ew, that's too much mayo. 00:01:31.591 --> 00:01:32.876 I hate mayo. Okay. 00:01:32.876 --> 00:01:34.210 - So that's what I'm not loving. 00:01:34.210 --> 00:01:35.714 - The sauce overpowers it a little. 00:01:35.714 --> 00:01:37.661 - McChickens are perfect so I don't know 00:01:37.661 --> 00:01:38.961 why you would mess with that 00:01:38.961 --> 00:01:43.128 but actually this is better than a regular McChicken. 00:01:47.623 --> 00:01:49.494 - This is an onion sandwich. 00:01:49.494 --> 00:01:51.084 - Uuughh, I already know I'm gonna hate this. 00:01:51.084 --> 00:01:52.299 I hate onions. 00:01:52.299 --> 00:01:54.087 - Oh my God, this is great! 00:01:54.087 --> 00:01:55.571 - Hold on, I didn't try it yet. 00:01:55.571 --> 00:01:56.404 - Then try it. 00:01:56.404 --> 00:01:58.225 - I only taste bread and lettuce. 00:01:58.225 --> 00:01:59.436 - This needs meat. 00:01:59.436 --> 00:02:00.269 - Yeah. 00:02:00.269 --> 00:02:02.093 - But vegetarian people? 00:02:02.093 --> 00:02:03.926 Highly recommend this. 00:02:08.778 --> 00:02:09.611 (long sigh) 00:02:09.611 --> 00:02:10.856 - This looks fake. 00:02:10.856 --> 00:02:12.742 - I need to prepare myself for this. 00:02:12.742 --> 00:02:13.825 - Ooh! 00:02:13.825 --> 00:02:16.205 - I taste spicy, but then I taste the... 00:02:16.205 --> 00:02:18.758 I don't know what to, I don't know how to describe it. 00:02:18.758 --> 00:02:20.841 - I would just rather eat 00:02:21.686 --> 00:02:23.294 this by itself. 00:02:23.294 --> 00:02:25.395 And maybe then I would go and eat the chicken one. 00:02:25.395 --> 00:02:27.294 You don't need to eat three burgers at one time. 00:02:27.294 --> 00:02:29.749 - The McDaddy of burgers, right here. 00:02:29.749 --> 00:02:31.029 - And it's gonna fall apart. 00:02:31.029 --> 00:02:33.902 You can't eat this while driving with one hand. 00:02:33.902 --> 00:02:36.211 Not that you should be eating, driving with one hand. 00:02:36.211 --> 00:02:37.982 Honestly I had very low expectations 00:02:37.982 --> 00:02:40.932 so the Secret Menu exceeded those. 00:02:40.932 --> 00:02:42.241 - It was very creative. 00:02:42.241 --> 00:02:44.173 - So McDaddy burger, A+. 00:02:44.173 --> 00:02:46.587 - I feel like the secret menu is just 00:02:46.587 --> 00:02:48.475 people (bleep)ing with us at this point 00:02:48.475 --> 00:02:51.485 because it's like, why mess up the fries 00:02:51.485 --> 00:02:54.210 and why put three sandwiches together as one? 00:02:54.210 --> 00:02:56.233 - How do vegetarians get proteins? 00:02:56.233 --> 00:02:57.394 - Peanut butter. 00:02:57.394 --> 00:02:58.227 - Oh! 00:02:59.734 --> 00:03:01.401 - Ah, this is heavy.