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- Tshooo
- Bee-boop bee-boop bee-boop.

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- Space.

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(chiming music)

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If you put "space" in front
of anything, and that's

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a better version of that.

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- I'm scared of space.

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- If I went to space, I'd
be the coolest thing ever.

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- Can you taste in space?

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- Does anything work in space?

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- (laughs)

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- Certified space technology,
you know, so it's legit.

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- This is like a prop ice cream sandwich.

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- Whoah, that is so cool,
but also I'm terrified.

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- Whoah (laughs)

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(cracks loudly)
- (laughs)

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(cracks loudly)
- Aw

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- That was like biting into a brick.

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- Actually this is delicious.

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- It just tastes like a really dry Oreo.

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- It is not an ice cream
sandwich, 'cause that's a lie.

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- I'm fine with that.

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- I'm fine with that too.

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- Here's something to remind you of home,

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but it's gonna taste completely different.

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- It's like a brick.

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- It feels like ramen.

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- This doesn't look like food.

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- Oh it does smell like mint
chocolate chip ice cream.

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- I think it smells like plastic
pretending to be ice cream.

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- It's like dried marshmallows.

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- Not the worst.

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- The flavor's so good, but
the texture's so bad for me.

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- I almost feel like I wanna put that

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on top of some ice cream.

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- Yeah.

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- If I was in space, I would eat this and

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believe it's ice cream.

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- What is this?
- Whoah.

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- It's like drugs.

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- This is like freeze-dried
Dippin' Dots I think,

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and this is amazing.

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- Neapolitan ice cream,
that's your favorite

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two flavors of ice cream
and then strawberry.

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- Look at these little pellets.

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- They're so cute.

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- These little ice cream poops.

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- Oh no, oh now.

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- Oh, gaw.

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- Freeze dried Dippin' Dots, love it.

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- It tastes like Tums.

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- It's like if Neapolitan
ice cream was like expired.

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- Cool concept, not into that flavor.

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- The flavor, yeah.

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- I bet if you ate just
a diet of astronaut food,

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you would feel (mumbles).

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- I did like my favorite
was ice cream sandwich.

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- I like that ice cream
sandwich, I would have that,

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like, here.

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- On a daily basis.

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- But also like who are we kidding,

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like we de-funded NASA
and we don't send anyone

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to space anymore, so the dream is dead!

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- That's messed up.

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- It's just so sad what's
happening over there.

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- Oh yeah.

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You don't know the half of it.

