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- This pig probably had a family--

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- Shh.
- With feelings.

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- [Woman with Purple Hair] Stop.

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(upbeat music)

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- Here's the thing, I come
from a Chinese background.

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We literally try to eat
every bit of the animal

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so I'm pretty used to this.

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- I wonder how many boogers
are in this burrito.

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- It looks crazy.

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- It looks like regular meat.

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- What kind of meat you be eatin'?

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- Mm.

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It tastes like fat.

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- Although you can see like the hairs.

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- It's a little hairy.

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- That's like when I haven't
shaved for two weeks.

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- It's a lot softer than I expected.

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- It's very tender.

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- I don't know if it's
like the oil from the pig

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or it's the oil like they added on later,

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but it's very greasy.

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- It's just super gelatinous.

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Like it just feels like
you're biting into fat.

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- It's so squishy.

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- The texture and the sliminess
makes me think of snot.

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- This is snot.

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Y'all, this isn't oil, oil
doesn't stretch like that.

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- Something about it, it's
just messin' with my mind.

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- I just can't get over the fact that

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it came from a little piggy.

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- You're eating Fred and George and Porky.

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- I think it's important to eat

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other parts of the animal.

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Otherwise it just goes to waste.

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- It's weird that people
have like certain parts

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of animals that they feel are more

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like "justifiable" to eat.

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- There's a lot more to the
animal that goes to waste.

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- I love the idea of
using the entire animal.

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- At least that way you're kind of

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respecting the whole life.

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- If you're gonna kill an animal,

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you might as well utilize all of it.

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- Oh, I was gonna eat that.

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What is it?

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Should we open it up?

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- Bum, bum, bum, bum!

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(gasping and laughing)

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(yelling)
- That's a pig nose!

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- I'm gonna cry.
(laughing)

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- Oh yeah.

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Oh boy.