WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.154 --> 00:00:02.197 - Everyone (beep) loses their mind 00:00:02.197 --> 00:00:04.612 once a year when it's pumpkin season. 00:00:04.612 --> 00:00:06.742 Literally, (beep) go crazy. 00:00:06.742 --> 00:00:11.538 (upbeat acoustic music) 00:00:15.588 --> 00:00:16.322 That's pleasant though. 00:00:16.322 --> 00:00:17.591 - It's delicious. 00:00:17.591 --> 00:00:18.857 - Kinda graham crackery. 00:00:18.857 --> 00:00:19.959 - Like a crouton. 00:00:19.959 --> 00:00:21.255 - A delicious crouton. 00:00:22.154 --> 00:00:23.234 - Super dry! 00:00:23.234 --> 00:00:26.427 - Well, yeah it's meant to be, like, dipped into liquid. 00:00:26.427 --> 00:00:30.014 - I would dip this in a Starbuck's pumpkin spice latte. 00:00:30.014 --> 00:00:31.395 - We gotta get in on this. 00:00:31.395 --> 00:00:32.092 - Is there that... 00:00:32.092 --> 00:00:33.172 - We gotta. 00:00:33.172 --> 00:00:35.227 - BRB, becoming pumpkin farmers. 00:00:35.227 --> 00:00:36.602 (laughing) 00:00:38.610 --> 00:00:40.410 - Looks delicious. 00:00:40.410 --> 00:00:41.385 - It looks weird. 00:00:41.385 --> 00:00:42.348 - A lot of sugar. 00:00:42.348 --> 00:00:44.403 - How come pumpkin automatically implies, 00:00:44.403 --> 00:00:45.669 like, 10 times the sugar. 00:00:45.669 --> 00:00:46.771 - Yeah, but I don't think it's supposed to 00:00:46.771 --> 00:00:48.884 because pumpkins don't have sugar. 00:00:48.884 --> 00:00:50.127 They're like squashes right? 00:00:50.127 --> 00:00:52.755 Squash the sugar outta pumpkin. 00:00:52.755 --> 00:00:54.172 - I hate this word, but I'm gonna use it. 00:00:54.172 --> 00:00:55.855 It is kinda moist on the inside. 00:00:55.855 --> 00:00:58.200 - I'm now wondering what pumpkin tastes like. 00:00:58.200 --> 00:00:59.094 - Exactly right? 00:00:59.094 --> 00:01:00.546 - I'm not really sure what pumpkin tastes like. 00:01:02.920 --> 00:01:04.061 - Why? 00:01:05.871 --> 00:01:06.784 - No. 00:01:06.784 --> 00:01:08.654 - Dude, it tastes like marmalade. 00:01:10.261 --> 00:01:12.002 - Apple sauce, baby food. 00:01:12.002 --> 00:01:13.790 - Oh my God, it does taste like apple sauce. 00:01:13.790 --> 00:01:15.741 - I'm not mad at this actually. 00:01:15.741 --> 00:01:16.669 - I am. 00:01:16.669 --> 00:01:18.028 - I don't know, do I like this? 00:01:18.028 --> 00:01:19.247 - I think you may like it. 00:01:19.247 --> 00:01:21.470 - Who was the first person who tried to eat a pumpkin? 00:01:23.368 --> 00:01:25.841 This is just too cute from the get go, I'm telling you that. 00:01:25.841 --> 00:01:26.956 - It's adorable, look at these little. 00:01:26.956 --> 00:01:27.792 - They are cute. 00:01:27.792 --> 00:01:28.952 - Oh, I like this. 00:01:29.899 --> 00:01:30.758 I love it. 00:01:30.758 --> 00:01:32.755 - At first I was like, "No," and then I was like, "Mm," 00:01:32.755 --> 00:01:34.856 and I'm like, "OK." 00:01:34.856 --> 00:01:37.700 - The pumpkin tastes pumpkiny, the tart is tart. 00:01:37.700 --> 00:01:41.613 This is how, and it's small, wow America, good job today. 00:01:45.310 --> 00:01:47.702 - Pumpkin beer is something I think I can get behind of. 00:01:49.361 --> 00:01:50.697 - This just made my day. 00:01:50.697 --> 00:01:51.844 - I get a little spice at the end. 00:01:53.415 --> 00:01:57.002 - Ralph's, Costco, Banana Republic. 00:01:57.002 --> 00:01:58.191 (laughing) 00:01:58.191 --> 00:02:01.298 - Yeah, that was delicious, I would drink that bottle. 00:02:03.846 --> 00:02:04.647 Oh. 00:02:04.647 --> 00:02:06.679 - I think where we are with pumpkins it's fine, 00:02:06.679 --> 00:02:08.920 just, let's just keep pumpkins at a distance. 00:02:08.920 --> 00:02:10.580 - If pumpkins could just realize that, like, 00:02:10.580 --> 00:02:13.598 who they are natural, let alone is enough, 00:02:13.598 --> 00:02:14.957 we'd see a revolution. 00:02:14.957 --> 00:02:18.556 - It's a lot of hype, and it's just not that big of a deal, 00:02:18.556 --> 00:02:22.147 because you know what's around the corner, Christmas. 00:02:22.147 --> 00:02:25.137 - I think pumpkin's more state of mind. 00:02:25.137 --> 00:02:27.873 - I've never had pumpkin pie. 00:02:27.873 --> 00:02:29.803 What? I'm sorry.