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- I don't understand the
whole hype with this.

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It does make me want to wear Uggs, though.

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(upbeat folk music)

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- All my white girlfriends
and all my bottom gay friends

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like this (bleep).

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- I don't like to do seasonal things,

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because then when it's gone it's like ...

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- [Male] It hurts.
- [Female] A break up.

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- I think that there's not
even like, pumpkin in it.

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- No (bleep)-ing way
there's pumpkin in this.

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- Are they hot?

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- First thing, I didn't
know they were hot.

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- Dude, have you looked inside of this?

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- There's oil at the top of this.

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What the (beep), where
did the oil come from?

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- Do you think it smells like weed?

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It smells like weed.
- [Male] Yeah.

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Maybe that's why everyone likes it.

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- Cheers.

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- Cheers.

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- Ooh, eh!

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- Oh, I like that actually.

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- I want to, like, buy a fire
and like, a bear skin rug.

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- I want to watch Gilmore Girls

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because this is making me so basic.

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- Ugggh.

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- To me, this is what pumpkin tastes like.

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- I don't taste pumpkin.

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- Doesn't taste at all like real pumpkins.

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- I think you'd have to tell
me that this is pumpkin.

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- I'm in seventh grade, and
this is Bath and Body Works,

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and I just drank it.

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- It smells good.

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- This is the perfect, just,
coffee where you just go ...

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- Yeah, yeah, exactly!
(laughs)

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And Hocus Pokus is on the Disney Channel.

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- It's like pumpkin pie, chewed up,

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like, spat into like, a coffee machine.

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- Could you have this everyday?

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- No, I'd feel like a lard ass.

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- It's just, like, a new way to, like,

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get people excited about
something that they

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probably, if it was available all year

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it wouldn't be that exciting.

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- But I kind of can't stop drinking it.

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Like, I'm like, "Oh,
I'll have another sip,

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I'll have another sip."

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- Got to be honest, I might get this.

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I'm basic, A-F.

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- I think there's better ways to

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get into the festive, fall spirit.

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- Go carve a pumpkin.

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- Jump in a pile of leaves.

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- Cuddle up, and don't get pregnant.

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(laughter)