WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.470 --> 00:00:02.946 - Look how it hits the thing. 00:00:02.946 --> 00:00:03.779 Eww. 00:00:04.661 --> 00:00:06.076 It's like, here (bleep)! 00:00:06.076 --> 00:00:06.909 (laughing) 00:00:06.909 --> 00:00:09.242 - Oh... please don't do that. 00:00:10.421 --> 00:00:12.838 (funk music) 00:00:16.699 --> 00:00:17.532 - Huge! 00:00:17.532 --> 00:00:18.365 - Yah! 00:00:18.365 --> 00:00:19.379 - Huge fan of Subway. 00:00:19.379 --> 00:00:21.832 - It's like a good cheap go to, 00:00:21.832 --> 00:00:23.955 that's not super, super unhealthy. 00:00:23.955 --> 00:00:25.746 - Love me the five dollar footlong. 00:00:25.746 --> 00:00:27.650 - I love bread! 00:00:27.650 --> 00:00:28.810 I'm like Oprah! 00:00:28.810 --> 00:00:31.338 - I like that jalapeno cheddar bread. 00:00:31.338 --> 00:00:33.891 - There's something about that special bread smell 00:00:33.891 --> 00:00:35.642 when you walk into a Subway, 00:00:35.642 --> 00:00:37.801 and you smell that fresh bread. 00:00:37.801 --> 00:00:40.718 - Subway gives you so many options. 00:00:43.130 --> 00:00:44.228 - Really good. 00:00:44.228 --> 00:00:45.061 - Mm hmm. 00:00:45.061 --> 00:00:46.236 It tastes like pizza. 00:00:46.236 --> 00:00:47.596 - It tastes just like pizza. 00:00:47.596 --> 00:00:48.636 - I like it. 00:00:48.636 --> 00:00:49.788 - It's not bad. 00:00:49.788 --> 00:00:51.740 - I do love those peppers though. 00:00:51.740 --> 00:00:53.888 It's a little dry, the chicken. 00:00:53.888 --> 00:00:55.628 - This bread is really good though. 00:00:55.628 --> 00:00:56.461 It's almost better than a piece of pizza. 00:00:56.461 --> 00:00:57.294 - Is it tired urban cheese? 00:00:57.294 --> 00:00:58.127 - I don't know. 00:00:58.127 --> 00:01:00.126 - Someone had a bunch of random (bleep) in their fridge 00:01:00.126 --> 00:01:01.654 and tried to make a sandwich. 00:01:01.654 --> 00:01:03.154 And it's not good. 00:01:05.352 --> 00:01:07.326 It just looks like a soggy (bleep) salad 00:01:07.326 --> 00:01:09.902 and soggy (bleep) bread. 00:01:09.902 --> 00:01:13.768 - Oh my god! I hate spicy food so much! 00:01:13.768 --> 00:01:15.320 - Get her some milk! 00:01:15.320 --> 00:01:19.096 - It's spicy, and it's sweet, and it's soggy. 00:01:19.096 --> 00:01:21.591 It's a triple threat of badness. 00:01:21.591 --> 00:01:24.258 - Maybe just get the sauce and the vegetables, 00:01:24.258 --> 00:01:25.566 and leave the bread out. 00:01:25.566 --> 00:01:26.399 - Make a salad? 00:01:26.399 --> 00:01:27.232 - Yeah! 00:01:27.232 --> 00:01:28.815 - Make it toastier! 00:01:30.947 --> 00:01:33.437 - Why would you name a sandwich 'The Heart Attack'? 00:01:33.437 --> 00:01:34.948 - I have high cholesterol! 00:01:34.948 --> 00:01:36.500 - (yells) 00:01:36.500 --> 00:01:38.900 It's tuna and bacon! 00:01:38.900 --> 00:01:41.619 - Oh my god. This is really (bleep) good. 00:01:41.619 --> 00:01:42.915 - It's better than the others. 00:01:42.915 --> 00:01:44.971 I don't even know if that's lettuce... 00:01:44.971 --> 00:01:46.371 - Girl, don't look at it. 00:01:46.371 --> 00:01:47.827 - Because you know what they say? 00:01:47.827 --> 00:01:50.494 Never judge a book by its cover. 00:01:52.884 --> 00:01:54.153 - This (bleep) looks bomb. 00:01:54.153 --> 00:01:55.024 - It looks really good. 00:01:55.024 --> 00:01:55.921 - I'm all about this. 00:01:55.921 --> 00:01:56.754 - Okay! 00:01:56.754 --> 00:01:58.514 - This is incredible. 00:01:58.514 --> 00:01:59.744 - It's so good! 00:01:59.744 --> 00:02:01.600 I can't stop eating it. 00:02:01.600 --> 00:02:03.713 - This is definitely not bad. 00:02:03.713 --> 00:02:04.929 - (Bleep) It's actually really good. 00:02:04.929 --> 00:02:06.110 - It looks really good. 00:02:06.110 --> 00:02:07.897 - This is not 'Subway, Eat Fresh' though. 00:02:07.897 --> 00:02:08.936 This is Subway, Eat -- 00:02:08.936 --> 00:02:09.769 - Fat! 00:02:09.769 --> 00:02:11.852 (laughs) 00:02:12.741 --> 00:02:15.414 - I'm just not smart enough when I'm drunk 00:02:15.414 --> 00:02:18.168 to make these amazing combinations of foods. 00:02:18.168 --> 00:02:20.010 - I think I'm just going to stick to what I know, 00:02:20.010 --> 00:02:20.994 when it comes to Subway. 00:02:20.994 --> 00:02:22.030 I don't need to get all secretive. 00:02:22.030 --> 00:02:22.863 - You know what's in it. 00:02:22.863 --> 00:02:24.822 You don't need that soggy salad. 00:02:24.822 --> 00:02:28.160 - The Supreme Pizza Sub was really good. 00:02:28.160 --> 00:02:29.778 - That needs to be sold as a sub, 00:02:29.778 --> 00:02:31.302 if they don't already have it. 00:02:31.302 --> 00:02:33.135 - That's it. I'm done.