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- Tasty in the front and just like

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bam, bam, bam,

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punch you in your dick on the way out.

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(electronic music)

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- I think I can handle spicy food.

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The only thing is I get the hiccups

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when I eat spicy food so.

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- I don't take spicy food too well.

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- I'm not intimidated by spicy food.

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That's a cute dog.

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- When I was a child my grandma

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used to spike my food with spice

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to make sure I could handle it.

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- Oh this is a challenge?

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- Oh, (bleep).

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- This smells good so.

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- Oh my God, okay, okay.

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- Oh.

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- Oh, oh boy.

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- Yeah I feel it but it's not that bad.

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- It's definitely a painful spice

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rather than a flavorful spice.

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- Oh my God, I'm such a white person.

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- Water, water.

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Oh man, I need your water, Zack.

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- Oh I get the hiccups every
time I eat sp- (hiccup)

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Oh I get the hiccups every
time I eat spi- (hiccup)

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- Oop see, I just hiccuped.

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- I can't.

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- Yeah, that would (bleep) you up.

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- How much am I supposed
to eat before it hurts?

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- It's definitely getting worse.

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- I mean, it's good minus the pain.

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- Done.

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- Boom, we did it.

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- I'm a bad person to get to these

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like I put so much like shit in my body.

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- I have a whole bunch on my face

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so my face is burning.

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- Look at my fingers.

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- I think my tongue grew two sizes.

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- I'm not Korean but I'm
Asian so it's like, you know.

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- I think my grandma won against everyone.

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She's like, "Oh you're sad that

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I spiked your food with spice?

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Well listen, I lived through
two revolutions, bitch."