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- This is the "Turn Up" sandwich.

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Like Little Jon, when he
wrote "Turn Down for What",

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he wrote it based off of this
sandwich, this looks good.

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(slow bass music)

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I've never heard of Fat Sandwiches before.

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- Sounds like the best sandwich ever.

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- Better be stacked.

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- Right?

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- I feel like it's one
of those sandwiches,

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where you should not
eat it like in public.

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- I had some Pepto-Bismol
before this to prep my stomach.

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- Smells like bread.

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- Oh, shit, I lost a fry already.

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- It's like the bread's breaking.

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It can't handle the sandwich.

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- They've put all the good things

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in the world into one sandwich.

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- Are students at Rutgers fatter than

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the average university student?

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- No, but they are drunker.

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- Oh, they're drunker.

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Oh, then this makes sense!

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- I wanna be drunker,
is what I kinda want.

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I would like to be drunker.

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- This is so good.

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- This is missing cheese.

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- It is missing cheese.

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- There's a mozzarella stick!

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- There was a mozzarella stick in there?

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- Disguised as chicken.

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- Did we just like, inhale it and miss it?

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- It needs more sauce.

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- It really needs more sauce.

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- I'm already full.

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- Thank God you had that
marinara sauce with you.

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- I mean, I don't go anywhere without it.

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- If a friend wants to have heartburn

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for the next seven or eight hours,

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I would definitely recommend this.

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- I ate everything, I don't
know where it even went.

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- Ten out of ten, would eat again.

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- It changed my life.

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Forever.

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- I ate it, I liked it, but that's

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gonna give me a heart attack.

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- It deserves the name "Fat Sandwich".

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- It's a private affair, it's
a personal private affair.

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- I made love to my sandwich,
like, yes, it was everything.

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Like, I'm thinkin' about
how good it tastes.