- This is the "Turn Up" sandwich.
Like Little Jon, when he wrote "Turn Down for What",
he wrote it based off of this sandwich, this looks good.
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I've never heard of Fat Sandwiches before.
- Sounds like the best sandwich ever.
- Better be stacked.
- Right?
- I feel like it's one of those sandwiches,
where you should not eat it like in public.
- I had some Pepto-Bismol before this to prep my stomach.
- Smells like bread.
- Oh, shit, I lost a fry already.
- It's like the bread's breaking.
It can't handle the sandwich.
- They've put all the good things
in the world into one sandwich.
- Are students at Rutgers fatter than
the average university student?
- No, but they are drunker.
- Oh, they're drunker.
Oh, then this makes sense!
- I wanna be drunker, is what I kinda want.
I would like to be drunker.
- This is so good.
- This is missing cheese.
- It is missing cheese.
- There's a mozzarella stick!
- There was a mozzarella stick in there?
- Disguised as chicken.
- Did we just like, inhale it and miss it?
- It needs more sauce.
- It really needs more sauce.
- I'm already full.
- Thank God you had that marinara sauce with you.
- I mean, I don't go anywhere without it.
- If a friend wants to have heartburn
for the next seven or eight hours,
I would definitely recommend this.
- I ate everything, I don't know where it even went.
- Ten out of ten, would eat again.
- It changed my life.
Forever.
- I ate it, I liked it, but that's
gonna give me a heart attack.
- It deserves the name "Fat Sandwich".
- It's a private affair, it's a personal private affair.
- I made love to my sandwich, like, yes, it was everything.
Like, I'm thinkin' about how good it tastes.