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- It's known for being one
of the smelliest fruits,

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and I can attest that it is.

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Also, it has a delightful
custard-like filling.

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Go ahead, let's ...

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(laughing)

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Lean in there, get a nice whiff.

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- Oh gosh.

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- If you could liken
this smell to anything,

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what would you say it smells like?

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- Gasoline.

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- [Keith] Alright guys,
go ahead, try that durian.

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- It looks like old cauliflower.

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- It looks like I'm
doing a lab dissection.

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- It really does smell like gasoline.

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Like it smells like
Autopia from Disneyland.

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- There's a part of Disneyland
that smells like this?

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(laughing)

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- What part do I eat?

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- Whatever smells the
worst, that's what you eat,

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the goopy stuff.

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That was a huge bite.

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(laughing)

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- That's one of the good
things about being older,

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you can't taste too much.

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(laughing)

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- It looks like an embryo.

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- I feel like this looks
like a fetus, oh my god.

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- Hey, embryo, fetus, all the stages

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and miracle of life here, guys.

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(audience gasps)

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How are you feeling Jose?

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(audience gasps)

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- It went down.

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(laughing)

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- [Keith] Yes, what's it taste like?

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- Fish.

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- Is fish what you want
fruit to taste like?

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- No.

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- How does it behave?

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- It doesn't behave.

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(laughing)

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- What do you mean, it doesn't behave?

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(audience gasps)

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Steven, how do you feel?

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- I don't know.

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- You've got to look like you like it.

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(laughing)

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- He does like it.

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- First taste is awful,
second taste is not so bad.

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- Oh, let's go for a third.

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- [Woman with white shirt] Yeah.

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- [Keith] Jose, you
really went for it there.

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Do you want to spit it into my hand?

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(audience groans)

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- No, I don't want to
spit it into your hand.

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(laughing)

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- Jose, you're crying.

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(laughing)

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- You know this stuff is
expensive in the grocery store.

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- He's just eating it

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because he knows it's
worth a lot of money.

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Don't toy with our emotions.

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(audience gasps)

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Jose, you know you hate it.

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(laughing)

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Jose, you've almost vominted twice.

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Your hair is too beautiful to vomit.

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(laughing)

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(audience gasps)

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- [Keith] Go on, you can
spit it into my hand.

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(laughing)

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(audience gasps)

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It's okay, it's okay, it's
okay, it's okay, it's okay.

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It's okay, it's okay,
it's okay, it's okay.

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I'm going to put it on this cardboard.

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It's a clipboard.

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(audience gasps)

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Do you know what?

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I'll tell your right now,

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the texture of it is better
when it's been chewed.

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It's already so bad.

