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- On the way in here I passed Bonnie

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who's on the ground (beep) passed out

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because of this pie.

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I don't wanna try this.

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This is (beep) up.

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(static)

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(suspenseful music)

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- So today I'm trying the flaming ron

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which is apparently the hottest meat pie.

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- I'm really nervous I'm gonna die.

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- I've seen a few people
run out of the room.

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So I don't like this.

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- I really don't think
it's gonna be that hot.

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- I have to sign a
health and safety waiver.

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- I've never signed a
waiver for food before.

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- I'm aware that this product contain

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the hottest known
ingredients on planet Earth

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which could lead stress to the heart,

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asthma attacks, and other problems.

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- So the only times you
ever really have to sign

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a waiver is when you're about to die

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and people don't want to get sued.

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- Alright.

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Bring it on.

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(suspenseful music)

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- Holy (beep).

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(upbeat piano music)

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(gagging)

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- Oh my god.

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- I usually don't tear up

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but I feel like I'm about to cry.

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- Oh man.

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I can feel that going all the way down.

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- I just need some milk.

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- Oh (beep) dude that's (beep).

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- They said to eat a cucumber.

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- Damn that's hot.

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- That is the hottest
thing I've ever eaten.

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(choking)

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(sniffling)

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- I definitely understand
the disclaimer now.

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- I feel like my brain might start

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dripping out of my ears right now.

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- This does nothing.

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- I just vomited outside.

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But I think that's because I skulled

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a liter and a half of warm skim milk.

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- I'm gonna need a tissue.

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Holy crap.

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- For the people who can eat a full one

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how the (beep) are you alive?

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- That's the most intense thing

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I've ever had in my mouth.

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- I feel like I'm gonna die

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and if I don't die I want to die.

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Lord.

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- To the makers of this pie

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hats off to you.

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You have made something

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that has ruined an entire office.

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- The flaming ron has bested me.

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- I would give you a funny line to end on

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but there's nothing (beep) funny

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about this (beep) pie.

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- I would like to go.

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I'm taking this.

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Oh my god.

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(upbeat piano music)