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- "Do not drink as a shot
under any circumstances."

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What kind of idiot would shot this anyway?

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- (bleep) it.

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Let's do a shot.

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(dramatic instrumental music)

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- But this could go really badly.

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- I'm scared I'm gonna shit my pants.

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- It's that bottle,

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it's (bleep) terrifying.

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- Photo of what looks like a devil.

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- Tiny but threatening.

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- This is gonna be like
a really good date.

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I'll get drunk

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and then tomorrow I'll have a headache

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and a burning arsehole.

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- I'm Asian, I can totally do this.

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Bring it on.

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- Bottoms up.

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- Ho!

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Oh!

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- Oh my God.

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- Oh (bleep).

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Oh (bleep).

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- Holy shit.

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- What the actual (bleep)?

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- I no longer have a tongue.

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(coughing)

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(gagging)

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- My mouth is on fire.

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My stomach is on fire.

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- I feel really light headed right now.

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- Woo!

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- I think my heart's even
beating a little bit faster.

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- That's rude.

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That's (bleep).

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- I feel stoned.

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- I feel like I'm pissing my pants

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but I know that I'm not.

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- It feels like I've eaten chili

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and then washed it out with
the world's hottest chili.

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- My tongue feels like the
looks like this guy right now.

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This beer's doing nothing.

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- That is for sure the spiciest thing

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that I've ever had in my mouth.

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- I feel as though I've had
six vodka shots in a row.

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- My toilet come tomorrow morning,

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is going to be a (bleep) nightmare.

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- I'm an idiot

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and I don't learn from my mistakes.

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So (bleep) yeah I would do that again.

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- I don't even understand
why people would drink that.

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Like, why is that enjoyable?

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- What I want to do now is
play a game with my friends

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on who can do the most shots of this.

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I might lose a friend to death.

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- I would like to go home now please.

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This (bleep) sucked.

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- This wasn't made for humans.

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Only demons.

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(instrumental music)