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- I'm obsessed with Disney.

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- I'm very much a Disneyphile.

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- I'm usually a Jasmine guy.

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- Oh!

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- Wait! Why are we here? What is this?

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(laughter)

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(whimsical music)

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- So, we're gonna watch
three Disney scenes.

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- Wait. Do we have to
recreate this or something?

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- I already feel like I know what this is.

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- This should be great.

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Unless they throw in Lady and the Tramp.

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Oh nooo!
- [Woman] It's the first one!

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(laughter)

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- [Both] There it is!
- Spaghetti kissin.

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We knew it!

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- [Man] Does that mean we
have to eat with...Oh no.

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- He took bae out.

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- Yeah he did.

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- And he didn't even
have to pay for nothing.

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- Obviously the lady. (laughs)
- Obviously you're the lady.

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- How bad is this guy's restaurant doing

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that he's got all this time

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to just entertain these dogs?

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- Oh, her eyes are twinkling!
- [Man] Twinkles!

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- She is like DTF.

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(laughter)

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- So, at some point, I've gotta push

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a meatball over with my nose.

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- Witha the meat-ah-balls!

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- Look cuter doing it, Ryan.

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- It happens organically.

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- Exactly!

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(mumbles)

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- That's too short.

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We're not doin that one.

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(laughing)

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- [Man] Aw, you had it!

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- This is ****.

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(laughs)

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(both laugh)

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- Mmm, I got a little more spaghetti.

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- Mmm, No!

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I ****ed up!

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- Uh oh, this is awkward!

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Oh, it dropped.

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(laughs)

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(chair scoots away)

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- (grunts) God, okay.

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- I ate the whole meatball.

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(laughs)

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- Gettin major Beauty and the
Beast vibes from this set.

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- Porridge. Oh!

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- Oh no! (laughs)

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- It's gruel. That's all
they ever ate was gruel.

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(laughs)

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- The ****?

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- He was human at one point.

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- Chip's kind of a little
***hole. He was just laughing.

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- Relationship goals.
She's picking up the soup,

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she's like: I'm gonna eat it like you.

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- People pay a lot of
money for oatmeal facials.

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- Ow! ***! It's hot!

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(slobbery eating)

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- This is good.

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- It's a very inefficient way to eat.

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- Then he wipes **** all over
his sleeves, like a gentleman.

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- This tastes bad!

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- This is some plain ass porridge.

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- This sucks.

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- [Girl in Hat] Whatever.

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Is this how we use this?

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- Oh, you poor (laughs)

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- So now we have manners.

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- Okay, ready?

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- I know what this one is,
and I don't wanna do it.

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- Lion King!

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- Oh no!

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They're gonna eat bugs!

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- Tell me you did not think these bugs

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looked juicy as hell
when you were younger?

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- Oh God, they're so disgusting.

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- [Man] Uhhh, it's so wiggly.
- The big, juicy bug.

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- [Man] They actually look pretty good.

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- No, they don't.

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- [Both] Cream-filled.
- I don't like that.

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- Ooh, that's a fat caterpillar.

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- What the ***, dude. What the ***.

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- [Woman] No **ing way.
- No, It can't be alive.

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- Be careful?

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- What?

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- These are not live.

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- I'm not taking it off.

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- Ohh. (laughs)

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- Not funny!

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- It's gummy worms.

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- Whoooo.

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(laughs)

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- You don't want a grub?

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- Mine's stuck.

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(slurps)

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- Whoa, I got a big one.

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- You don't look to be enjoying this part.

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- Ah, the cream-filled kind!

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- [Man] Yeah!

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- Our situation hasn't improved here,

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but she is giving it an A+ effort.

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- This is so hard!

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- I didn't like that one.

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Ugh, Garrett!

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- That was interesting. I
did not expect any of that.

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- It's a silly, fun way to
have a snack with a friend.

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- How the creators were like: you know,

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I think he just, doesn't
even use spoons and ****.

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- Turns out, you never notice how crazy

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they eat things in Disney movies.

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- Our skin feels nice and
clean from the oatmeal.

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- See, that's what Belle
fell for: great skin.

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- Now I just wish that Peter
Pan food could come to life.

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(wiping whoosh)

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(creaking sign)