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(intense music)

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- I've traded when I was in middle school.

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- I think I can get to a
house in a week, why not?

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- Let's go!

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(energetic music)

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We don't use bartering
in our everyday society.

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I walked up to these two nice gentlemen,

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and I offered them the paperclip,

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and they gave me a nice postcard,

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which I thought was a
fair and equal trade.

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- She got a bigger paperclip!

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Devon traded her paperclip for a postcard,

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and I ended up going up to those same guys

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and trading my paperclip
for a bigger paperclip.

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- I went into this being really realistic,

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I was like "hey, it's a paperclip,

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"so let's give me something comparable."

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Whereas I feel like
Alaska kinda went into it,

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seeing like "what's the
best thing I could get?"

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- Got a sticker.

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- A sticker?

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It was two kids who were going to school

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or coming back from school or something.

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Hell yeah!

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Would you be down to
trade for a paperclip?

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Hell yeah!

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- Next logical step was to try to see

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if I could get some kind of a gift card.

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So I went up to this one guy.

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Do you have like a FroYo gift card?

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My plan was gonna get a little sticky.

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(Devin laughs)

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He tried to trade me a postcard
for his hotel room key.

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Lesson learned, there are
weird people in Hollywood.

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Then I found another guy on the street,

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I knowingly traded my
postcard for a gift card

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that I knew was only worth 26 cents.

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- You have something of
value I could trade it for?

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So I met this rapper,

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traded him the Hell Yeah
sticker for two dollars.

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Yeah dude, yeah, couple bucks would work.

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- I was wondering if I
could trade for your knife.

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I offered her the gift card
and instead of the knife,

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she gave me her wooden spoon

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with her name tattooed to the edge of it,

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which I thought was super cool.

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- You're gonna remember me forever.

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(Devon laughs)

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- Devon's spoon was
cool, I'll give her that,

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but it's no match to what I have.

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(dramatic music)

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- I put up an ad on Craigslist
to see who would bite.

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The answer is: nobody in
Los Angeles wants to trade

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for a wooden spoon.

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- It's harder than I thought
to continue to trade up

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as you get bigger and bigger things.

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- I have not felt this
rejected since 11th grade

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when I had to ask someone else to prom.

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- I think I'm doing really
well in the competition.

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- I ended up trading
(stifled laughter) for this.

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Hello?

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- I was able to turn two
dollars into five dollars.

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For my five dollars,

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I traded this unopened
portable charging device.

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I'm not gonna stop here,
I'm gonna keep going.

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- Ring ring ring ring, who is it?

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Oh, it's victory.

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(tense music)

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- At the beginning of this, I was like,

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way overly competitive, and
just wanted to crush Devon.

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- People look at their lives

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and assess what they're
willing to give up,

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and the answer is very little.

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- Motivation is at an all-time low.

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How the fuck am I supposed
to trade for this shit?

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- Now I'm considering, what
do people have on their person

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that is worth 10 to 15 dollars,

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that they'd want to trade for this thing?

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- After seeing how hard
all this is, I'm like,

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me and Devon are kind of in this together,

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(blissful music)
let's just see

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what cool things we can
come up with together.

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We ended up combining our items

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and trading them for an experience

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that we both wanted to do.

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- Yeah!

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- The guys selling these Hollywood tours

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are always out there,

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they're like "Hollywood
tours! Hollywood tours!"

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- Alaska and Devon.

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- [Devon] Yes.

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- Those are hard names
to forget right there.

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- Yeah.

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We out hustled the hustler.

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- Yeah!

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- Oh shoot, you guys should
go any time you want.

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You can get the local California price,

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it's no problem.

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Put them on the tour
and let 'em ride around.

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- Yes let's do it!

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- We might go on a ride!

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I've actually lived here for five years

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and I've never gone on a Hollywood tour.

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- Yeah, neither have I.

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- It's crazy to me that we,

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that derived from a paperclip.

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- Yeah.
- It all came from one,

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two, two paperclips.

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- Paperclips are things you throw away,

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and we turned it into this
over 80 dollar experience

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that people come to Hollywood to do,

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that's truly remarkable.

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- Mike, how much is this worth?

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- 79 dollars.

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- Alaska and I already made
plans to go this weekend.

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- Yes!

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The takeaway for me from this
whole experience, I guess,

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money is just a representation
of where we put value,

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and I realized that we
actually put too much value

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on the paper bills.

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- I would say friendship
is the real prize.

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- It was. Friendship was the real prize.

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- Let's just, we're gonna hug it out.

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- Hug it out!

