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- It says product of Thailand.

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- I think this is a Japanese treat.

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That's why I've had them
since I was a little kid,

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'cause I'm Japanese.

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- But I thought they were Chinese because

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I've had them since I was a little kid.

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- Well you've been lied
to your whole life.

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(funky music)

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- Pocky! Love it!

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- I didn't know what
they were called either

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when you just said Pocky I was like--

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- How do you spell that again?

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- My mom was feeding me Pocky
from the umbilical cord.

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That's how long I've
been eating Pocky for.

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- I just love Pocky as a snack because

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it's not too sweet and not messy.

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And you can just (makes crunching noise).

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- Stick is truly the best shape for snack.

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- Yeah.

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- Variety is the spice of life,

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and today I'm excited to see

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what you have to throw at me.

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- But nothing will beat
chocolate flavored Pocky.

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(funky music)

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- Oh! Cookies and cream, oh shit!

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- Okay, this might beat chocolate.

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- I love cookies and cream ice cream.

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- It taste just like the
cookies and cream Hershey bar.

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- Mhmm, Mhmm. But wrapped
around a wooden stick.

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- It's very standard.
This is a standard Pocky.

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- It's a Pocky plus my favorite flavor.

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I think it's great.

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- Oh, they're nice.

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- I thought this was good as a novelty,

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but I would rather have normal Pocky.

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Looks pretty though.

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- I can't finish the stick.

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- It doesn't really turn me on.

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- I'm glad it doesn't.

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(funky music)

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- Ooh, it has a great, great scent.

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Like it really does smell like green tea.

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- Looks like slime on a stick.

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- I love matcha.

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- Ooh, that is a strong matcha flavor.

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- Mhmm.

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- Yeah, it's great.

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- That's perfect.

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- Does green tea have seaweed in it?

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- Yeah, this tastes a little grassy.

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- I like green tea better
than the cookies and cream.

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- Yeah, ten pockys outta pockys.

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- Pocky is batting a
hundred percent right now.

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This is great.

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(funky music)

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- That smells like a fresh
grove of strawberries.

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- It smells like that
gum that looks like tape.

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- This smells like the medicine you take

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when you're sick and you're a kid.

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- Ugh.

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- I'm so happy.

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- That's great.

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- I'm down for this one.

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- Yeah. I could eat these, too.

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- How often do you get to say,

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oh, I really just had a moment today.

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And that's what this is giving me.

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- It tastes like dried
strawberries and cereal.

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- Mhmm, I like it.

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(laughing)

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- Stop it.

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(funky music)

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- Chocolate banana, banana cream covered

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chocolate biscuit sticks.

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That's way too many--

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- You're a chocolate biscuit stick.

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(laughing)

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- I love chocolate banana
- Wow.

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- It's my favorite.

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- Look how yellow it is!

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- I would've liked it to be drizzled

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with chocolate like it is on the packet.

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- A fair point.

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- Where's the chocolate, this is banana.

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- Every time I have
banana flavored things,

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I'm like what a weird flavor.

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Then I take another bite and I'm like,

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it draws me in.

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- This is probably the worst
Pocky flavor of all existence.

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(happy music)

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- I'm down for Pocky.

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Shout out to all the kids that

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share their pockys on the school yard.

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- I like the original
pocky the best, I think.

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- Matcha is hands down
the best flavor of Pocky,

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but that's not surprising because

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matcha is the best flavor of anything.

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- True. This is true.

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- I think this was a great experience.

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I enjoyed every single one of them.

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I'd buy them all again.

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They were all a delight.

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(wooshing)

