WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.071 --> 00:00:01.331 - Go down to the boardwalk. 00:00:01.331 --> 00:00:02.991 The county fair's in town! 00:00:02.991 --> 00:00:04.071 - With a nickel. 00:00:04.071 --> 00:00:05.701 Get yourself some taffy. 00:00:05.731 --> 00:00:07.741 (jazz music) 00:00:09.251 --> 00:00:10.791 - Old ass candy. 00:00:10.791 --> 00:00:11.881 - I'm thinkin' somethin' dusty. 00:00:11.881 --> 00:00:13.621 - I'm expecting lots of licorice which I don't like. 00:00:13.751 --> 00:00:15.331 - I feel like their lives consisted 00:00:15.331 --> 00:00:17.141 of taffy and butterscotch. 00:00:17.171 --> 00:00:18.131 - It's just gonna be fruit. 00:00:18.131 --> 00:00:19.411 You're just gonna hand us an apple. 00:00:19.411 --> 00:00:21.631 - [Voiceover] Ah, the good ole fashioned Charleston Chew! 00:00:21.631 --> 00:00:23.271 - Cause the Charleston was probably 00:00:23.271 --> 00:00:24.751 the new latest dance move. 00:00:24.751 --> 00:00:26.071 - Oh, they smell good. 00:00:26.071 --> 00:00:27.971 - This was a whole family's candy. 00:00:27.971 --> 00:00:29.711 - That is a good visual, though 00:00:29.711 --> 00:00:30.691 look at that. 00:00:30.691 --> 00:00:31.671 - That's great. 00:00:31.671 --> 00:00:33.431 - All right Charleston, you got it goin' on. 00:00:33.431 --> 00:00:34.241 This is good. 00:00:34.241 --> 00:00:35.251 Like this is what you give to your kid 00:00:35.251 --> 00:00:36.031 to make 'em shut up. 00:00:36.031 --> 00:00:38.291 - It's like a Snickers with no nuts or caramel. 00:00:38.291 --> 00:00:40.651 - You can't eat this in less than 24 hours. 00:00:40.651 --> 00:00:42.291 - The Roaring 20s. 00:00:42.291 --> 00:00:43.721 This tastes like sin. 00:00:44.791 --> 00:00:46.541 - [Voiceover] Slo Poke! 00:00:46.851 --> 00:00:48.211 - This guy looks high as Hell. 00:00:48.211 --> 00:00:50.291 - Man, I did not wanna be a dentist in the 20s. 00:00:50.291 --> 00:00:52.191 - It makes me feel like it's gonna slow me down 00:00:52.191 --> 00:00:53.581 in life if I eat it. 00:00:53.671 --> 00:00:54.931 - How are you supposed to eat this? 00:00:54.931 --> 00:00:56.291 - This is it, guys. 00:00:56.291 --> 00:00:57.751 - You could slap someone 'round the face with that. 00:00:57.751 --> 00:00:59.251 - Oh my God! 00:00:59.251 --> 00:01:00.771 - Actually, not that bad. 00:01:00.771 --> 00:01:01.851 - It's like a Stretch Armstrong. 00:01:01.851 --> 00:01:03.611 - There's that chew that they're talkin' about. 00:01:03.611 --> 00:01:04.961 - Dat chew! 00:01:04.971 --> 00:01:06.771 - I think it's pretty clear that caramel 00:01:06.771 --> 00:01:09.301 found its place once they put it inside of candy bars. 00:01:09.351 --> 00:01:10.951 Not made it its own thing. 00:01:10.951 --> 00:01:13.161 - Can see why this one did not stand the test of time. 00:01:13.551 --> 00:01:16.041 - [Voiceover] Whoo! Sky Bar! 00:01:16.091 --> 00:01:18.271 - Each little section is its own flavor. 00:01:18.271 --> 00:01:19.431 - Four different types. 00:01:19.431 --> 00:01:20.151 - Oh wait! 00:01:20.151 --> 00:01:23.931 You got caramel, vanilla, peanut and fudge. 00:01:23.931 --> 00:01:25.371 - What depression? 00:01:25.371 --> 00:01:26.191 I mean right? 00:01:26.191 --> 00:01:27.791 - Cause I was hoping they'd all be mixed together 00:01:27.791 --> 00:01:29.071 and now I'm really disappointed 00:01:29.071 --> 00:01:30.701 that each one is a different one. 00:01:30.771 --> 00:01:31.311 - Aw, yeah. 00:01:31.311 --> 00:01:32.471 You could share with your friends. 00:01:32.471 --> 00:01:33.271 - It's not very good chocolate. 00:01:33.271 --> 00:01:34.691 - Caramel's pretty crappy. 00:01:34.691 --> 00:01:35.751 - The fudge is pretty good. 00:01:35.751 --> 00:01:38.131 - Well, they all taste the same. 00:01:38.131 --> 00:01:39.451 So that fun is gone. 00:01:39.451 --> 00:01:41.191 - Ew! It's all over your face. 00:01:41.191 --> 00:01:42.491 - This does not look like vanilla. 00:01:42.491 --> 00:01:45.311 - They're all the same consistency! 00:01:45.311 --> 00:01:46.291 - I would say the Sky Bar 00:01:46.291 --> 00:01:47.681 is my favorite so far. 00:01:47.751 --> 00:01:49.051 It's got the most going on for it. 00:01:51.831 --> 00:01:53.021 - Candy coated peanuts. 00:01:53.471 --> 00:01:54.381 - Blech. 00:01:54.511 --> 00:01:55.611 - This looks like ibuprofen. 00:01:55.611 --> 00:01:57.661 - But, it just doesn't look like it should be candy. 00:01:57.711 --> 00:01:59.241 Baked beans is with barbecue. 00:01:59.631 --> 00:02:01.251 - They're like... Oh my God! 00:02:01.251 --> 00:02:03.311 - Oh! Was I not supposed to bite into it? 00:02:03.311 --> 00:02:05.291 - (gags) That was my tooth! 00:02:05.291 --> 00:02:06.711 - I like them. 00:02:06.711 --> 00:02:08.601 - Mmm. This is so good! 00:02:09.071 --> 00:02:10.991 - Too high sugar to peanut ratio. 00:02:10.991 --> 00:02:12.651 - This is like M&Ms without the chocolate. 00:02:12.651 --> 00:02:13.971 - I think they're weird. 00:02:13.971 --> 00:02:15.741 - They are weird, but they're kind of good weird. 00:02:17.651 --> 00:02:18.951 - [Voiceover] Big Hunk! 00:02:18.951 --> 00:02:20.391 - Oh yeah, this is my kinda candy. 00:02:20.391 --> 00:02:21.671 The Big Hunk. 00:02:21.671 --> 00:02:23.331 - Cure for the snack attack. 00:02:23.331 --> 00:02:24.671 - Place bar firmly in one hand 00:02:24.671 --> 00:02:27.681 then smack your Big Hunk on a hard surface. 00:02:27.911 --> 00:02:29.321 - One, two, three. 00:02:29.321 --> 00:02:30.881 (smacking) 00:02:30.881 --> 00:02:32.381 (shouting) 00:02:32.651 --> 00:02:34.991 - You know the house wives are kinda like 00:02:34.991 --> 00:02:36.491 sexually repressed and they just need to be like 00:02:36.491 --> 00:02:37.551 (smack) 00:02:37.551 --> 00:02:38.461 Yes! 00:02:38.461 --> 00:02:39.181 - Tastes like Lucky Charms. 00:02:39.611 --> 00:02:40.531 - Oh this flavor! 00:02:40.531 --> 00:02:41.531 This toffee. 00:02:41.531 --> 00:02:42.511 - It's pretty good, though. 00:02:42.511 --> 00:02:44.401 This is the best one. 00:02:44.631 --> 00:02:45.771 - Candy has come a long way. 00:02:45.771 --> 00:02:48.131 - Yeah, I was expecting it to taste terrible 00:02:48.131 --> 00:02:50.971 and have no flavor, but it was actually pretty good. 00:02:50.971 --> 00:02:51.991 - I think in the olden days, 00:02:51.991 --> 00:02:53.431 candy you worked for it, 00:02:53.431 --> 00:02:55.231 you got the reward when you earned it. 00:02:55.231 --> 00:02:56.631 - Can we have like some Sour Punch Straws 00:02:56.631 --> 00:02:57.821 and Reese's now? 00:02:58.491 --> 00:03:00.911 - [Voiceover] Ready to go to the box social, Gerdy? 00:03:01.572 --> 00:03:03.092 - I gotta pull on my taffy. 00:03:03.092 --> 00:03:05.682 - These petunias are for you. 00:03:06.424 --> 00:03:07.774 - Also got milk.