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- I swear to God, this room is my tomb.

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This is where I'll come to die,

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in this frickin yoga mat room.

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("Workin' Man")

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I'm excited to like, get
back in the swing of things,

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'cause I know my mood is going to improve.

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- I mean, I know I'm gonna hate it.

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There's no way around that.

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- I'll go to bed earlier,

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and my skin will get better.

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- I'm most nervous about just
feeling like a walking corpse.

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- The benefits of exercise
are, like, endless.

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(alarm beeping)

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- So I just woke up.

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I'm totally gonna be late for work.

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I have to go for a stupid run.

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- Would it be weird,

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or bad,

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if I put cold brewed
coffee in my water bottle?

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- I accidentally woke
up late this morning.

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So now I'm rushing

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to get back to my apartment

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so that I can not look like
a slob when I go to work.

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(alarm beeping)

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- It is day two.

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I just woke up,

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and I hate this.

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- I'm dying, man.

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Three more days of this?

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Fuck.

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No.

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(alarm beeping)

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Meh.

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I don't,

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I don't feel great.

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I'm showing up increasingly later to work

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over the course of the week,

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and I already show up late to begin with.

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- Working out in the
morning is way different

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than working out after work.

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I feel stressed for time,

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and I'm a lot more tired.

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(alarm beeping)

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- Getting up early
actually is getting easier,

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which is shocking.

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- I'm Feeling better.

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I guess this has been kind of rewarding.

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Physically or whatever.

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Pretty sure I'm gonna be at work like,

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only like 15 minutes late today.

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Which is like,

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me being 15 minutes early.

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(alarm beeping)

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- I feel pretty good.

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I don't feel as tired as I usually do.

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- Do it. (groans)

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- In the beginning I was
definitely way more tired,

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even though I worked out in the morning.

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And then towards the
end I did start to feel,

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I think, better, I dunno.

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The difference was so subtle,

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but it did get easier to wake up early.

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- So I think the hardest part was

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just change I guess.

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The harder...

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Like I didn't know how
hard it would be to just

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change something that I do every day.

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I ate breakfast.

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This forced me to eat breakfast.

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- No, I would not do this again.

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Yeah, health, whatever that matters,

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but,

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nah.

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I hated it.

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I hated it, I hated all of it.

