WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.215 --> 00:00:02.653 - I don't know who Jenna Marbles is. 00:00:02.653 --> 00:00:04.789 I don't know what she does. 00:00:04.789 --> 00:00:05.996 I don't know Jenna Marbles. 00:00:05.996 --> 00:00:07.360 - That sounds like a poem. 00:00:07.360 --> 00:00:10.187 (upbeat music) 00:00:14.744 --> 00:00:16.694 - Wow, there's 15 million subscribers? 00:00:16.694 --> 00:00:19.852 - Maybe she does beauty stuff. 00:00:19.852 --> 00:00:21.106 - Workout videos. 00:00:21.106 --> 00:00:22.267 Something with animals. 00:00:22.267 --> 00:00:25.930 (upbeat music) 00:00:30.811 --> 00:00:32.530 - If you were born really ugly like me, 00:00:32.530 --> 00:00:34.782 have no fear, there's steps you can take 00:00:34.782 --> 00:00:36.871 to be good looking, kind of. 00:00:36.871 --> 00:00:37.777 - She's not ugly. 00:00:37.777 --> 00:00:39.193 - She's great, right? 00:00:39.193 --> 00:00:40.726 She's like a beach model. 00:00:40.726 --> 00:00:43.187 - I'm surprised at how hard she's being on herself. 00:00:43.187 --> 00:00:47.113 - She's mad witty and self deprecating, which I like. 00:00:47.113 --> 00:00:48.877 - I do like that she's like, putting herself out there. 00:00:48.877 --> 00:00:50.294 I mean, like, I have a retainer. 00:00:50.294 --> 00:00:52.128 That's like, makes me feel better 00:00:52.128 --> 00:00:53.637 that I also have a retainer. 00:00:53.637 --> 00:00:54.798 - It's like funny, because we've all like, 00:00:54.798 --> 00:00:56.400 said that kind of stuff where you've like, 00:00:56.400 --> 00:00:57.306 looked in the mirror and been like, 00:00:57.306 --> 00:00:58.612 oh my god, like, what's happening. 00:00:58.612 --> 00:00:59.094 - Yeah. 00:00:59.094 --> 00:01:02.623 - Her commentary on the flaws in our society 00:01:02.623 --> 00:01:03.993 are like, spot on. 00:01:03.993 --> 00:01:05.479 And she does it in a way that doesn't seem 00:01:05.479 --> 00:01:08.079 like she has an agenda and it makes you laugh. 00:01:08.079 --> 00:01:10.262 - Yeah, my eyelashes are so real. 00:01:10.262 --> 00:01:11.655 I don't wear fake lashes. 00:01:11.655 --> 00:01:14.116 - There's a lot of boobs. 00:01:14.116 --> 00:01:14.929 - There is some boob. 00:01:14.929 --> 00:01:16.345 - I (bleep) say that all the time. 00:01:16.345 --> 00:01:18.017 - This is a video that probably guys watch 00:01:18.017 --> 00:01:19.712 and they're like, amen. 00:01:19.712 --> 00:01:21.430 - This videos like three minutes long 00:01:21.430 --> 00:01:23.915 and apparently there's (bleep) ton girls lie about. 00:01:23.915 --> 00:01:25.006 This is news to me. 00:01:25.006 --> 00:01:26.469 - Yeah, we lie about a lot of (bleep). 00:01:26.469 --> 00:01:27.723 - The thing is, men always ask like, 00:01:27.723 --> 00:01:29.069 what's wrong, when they know what's wrong 00:01:29.069 --> 00:01:30.393 and you're like nothing, 'cause you need 00:01:30.393 --> 00:01:31.531 to tell me what's wrong. 00:01:31.531 --> 00:01:32.297 - I don't know. 00:01:32.297 --> 00:01:33.969 - This is also just like, boom, boom, boom. 00:01:33.969 --> 00:01:36.244 Like, instantly paying off. 00:01:36.244 --> 00:01:39.193 - I hear if you kiss someone, you trade faces with them. 00:01:41.143 --> 00:01:43.107 - [Together] What! 00:01:43.107 --> 00:01:45.801 - She looks like she's genuinely having the best time ever. 00:01:45.801 --> 00:01:46.776 - And she's relatable. 00:01:46.776 --> 00:01:48.239 Like, she's a relatable person. 00:01:48.239 --> 00:01:49.819 Like, I would hang out with this girl. 00:01:49.819 --> 00:01:53.370 - Whoa, I wanna face swap my face onto different things. 00:01:53.370 --> 00:01:55.227 - I think if, Abraham Lincoln like, saw this video, 00:01:55.227 --> 00:01:57.805 he would just be like, what are you doing 00:01:57.805 --> 00:01:59.987 America with your time? 00:01:59.987 --> 00:02:02.332 - She's taking the face swap to the next level. 00:02:02.332 --> 00:02:04.314 - Yeah, to an extreme level. 00:02:04.314 --> 00:02:06.611 - I think she's carving out her own little piece 00:02:06.611 --> 00:02:08.631 in the world to be funny in and do the thing 00:02:08.631 --> 00:02:10.048 she wants to do because if that's like, 00:02:10.048 --> 00:02:13.461 authentically her, no one's telling her what to do 00:02:13.461 --> 00:02:16.247 and the fact that she's making such relatable content 00:02:16.247 --> 00:02:17.571 is like, really, really great. 00:02:17.571 --> 00:02:19.892 - I think people take themselves so seriously, 00:02:19.892 --> 00:02:21.355 so I think people probably go watch her 00:02:21.355 --> 00:02:24.629 so they can like, laugh at themselves and her altogether. 00:02:24.629 --> 00:02:25.628 - You know, I always wanted to put like, 00:02:25.628 --> 00:02:28.530 a jar of marbles in my mouth and I never could. 00:02:28.530 --> 00:02:29.784 I never did. 00:02:29.784 --> 00:02:30.555 I just need that. 00:02:30.555 --> 00:02:30.984 - Wait, which one is it? 00:02:30.984 --> 00:02:32.276 - You couldn't or you never did?