WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.235 --> 00:00:02.581 - They're kind of like dinosaurs, but not in a good way. 00:00:02.581 --> 00:00:04.938 Just in a terrifying way, 00:00:04.938 --> 00:00:06.878 like they could revert at any time. 00:00:06.878 --> 00:00:10.721 (mysterious music and birds cawing) 00:00:10.721 --> 00:00:13.967 - I don't like birds, whether they're small or big, 00:00:13.967 --> 00:00:14.953 or whatever they're doing, 00:00:14.953 --> 00:00:16.455 if they're just sitting there or flying, 00:00:16.455 --> 00:00:19.315 I do not like them at all. 00:00:19.315 --> 00:00:22.153 - I have immediate fear of them. 00:00:22.153 --> 00:00:24.714 - They're messy, they shit on everything. 00:00:24.714 --> 00:00:26.233 - The weird feet. 00:00:26.233 --> 00:00:27.452 - I'm kind of scared that they're gonna 00:00:27.452 --> 00:00:29.733 just attack every single human being. 00:00:29.733 --> 00:00:32.632 - [Voiceover] There is a surprise element to this video. 00:00:32.632 --> 00:00:34.472 (ding) 00:00:34.472 --> 00:00:36.047 - Please don't bring in a bird. 00:00:38.862 --> 00:00:40.878 (groans) What's that noise? 00:00:40.878 --> 00:00:42.086 - Is it in front of my face? 00:00:42.086 --> 00:00:43.142 - [Voiceover] Not yet. 00:00:43.142 --> 00:00:44.654 - What, not yet? 00:00:44.654 --> 00:00:45.892 [Voiceover] Open your eyes. 00:00:53.102 --> 00:00:55.311 - [Blonde Woman] You can do it. (laughs) 00:00:55.311 --> 00:00:56.613 - (gasps) Oh! - [Man] Oh my God. 00:01:01.327 --> 00:01:02.480 - (gasps) Oh my God! 00:01:02.480 --> 00:01:03.160 - Oh my God. 00:01:03.160 --> 00:01:04.128 - Oh my God! 00:01:04.128 --> 00:01:05.539 (gasps quietly) 00:01:06.584 --> 00:01:08.529 - Oh my God, there are three of them! 00:01:08.529 --> 00:01:09.371 - It's ducks. 00:01:11.024 --> 00:01:11.897 It's ducks. 00:01:11.897 --> 00:01:14.271 - Oh my God, they're so yellow! 00:01:14.271 --> 00:01:15.732 - Hi. 00:01:15.732 --> 00:01:18.308 - Hi, hey. 00:01:18.308 --> 00:01:19.272 - Hi. 00:01:20.902 --> 00:01:23.625 (woman laughs) 00:01:23.625 --> 00:01:24.960 - It's a baby. 00:01:24.960 --> 00:01:25.893 - No! No! 00:01:25.893 --> 00:01:28.372 Don't! Don't! 00:01:28.372 --> 00:01:29.893 - I think mine's shitting on my hand. 00:01:29.893 --> 00:01:31.120 My hand feels moist. 00:01:32.134 --> 00:01:32.893 - Ah! 00:01:32.893 --> 00:01:34.475 - Oh my God, holy shit! 00:01:36.426 --> 00:01:37.836 They're so cute! 00:01:37.836 --> 00:01:40.216 - I'm so not scared of these ones. 00:01:40.216 --> 00:01:41.824 - I'm your mother now. 00:01:41.824 --> 00:01:43.598 - Oh my God, look at the little wings. 00:01:45.310 --> 00:01:47.000 Oh, the bugs. 00:01:47.000 --> 00:01:48.287 - [Pink Haired Woman] Is it soft? 00:01:48.287 --> 00:01:50.050 - As long as I look at it this way, 00:01:50.050 --> 00:01:52.989 and I can't see his eyes or his beak or his claws, 00:01:52.989 --> 00:01:54.444 he's super cute! 00:01:54.444 --> 00:01:56.251 - It's kind of awkward though. 00:01:56.251 --> 00:01:58.224 'Cause I feel I've eaten a lot of these, 00:01:58.224 --> 00:01:59.183 and it's really bad. 00:01:59.183 --> 00:02:00.210 I'm like, "Sorry!" 00:02:00.210 --> 00:02:02.091 It's true, people eat ducks! 00:02:02.091 --> 00:02:03.786 - [Woman] But you don't have to eat ducks! 00:02:03.786 --> 00:02:05.050 - Dude, I'm really sorry! 00:02:05.050 --> 00:02:07.545 I never thought I would see you eye to eye. 00:02:09.575 --> 00:02:10.253 - Oh! 00:02:10.253 --> 00:02:10.988 - That noise! 00:02:10.988 --> 00:02:12.644 - He's making a little wiffle noise. 00:02:12.644 --> 00:02:15.796 - I can look at it and I can appreciate its cuteness, 00:02:16.759 --> 00:02:18.258 but I can't carry it. 00:02:18.258 --> 00:02:20.171 No. (laughs) 00:02:20.171 --> 00:02:22.219 - I feel like a good duck mother. 00:02:22.219 --> 00:02:23.836 - I feel like a horrible duck father. 00:02:23.836 --> 00:02:25.194 - [Blonde Woman] This doesn't count as a bird. 00:02:25.194 --> 00:02:26.939 It's not flapping in my face. 00:02:26.939 --> 00:02:28.615 It's not pooing on my car. 00:02:28.615 --> 00:02:31.572 - This is the best surprise that I think I've ever had. 00:02:31.572 --> 00:02:33.933 - His eyes are still really freaking me out 00:02:33.933 --> 00:02:35.256 when I look at them. 00:02:35.256 --> 00:02:36.578 - Yeah, I like birds. 00:02:36.578 --> 00:02:37.314 They're cool. 00:02:37.314 --> 00:02:41.599 - See, these are what raptors became. 00:02:41.599 --> 00:02:42.301 If they were bigger - 00:02:42.301 --> 00:02:43.404 - [Blonde Woman] Oh my God, chill buddy. 00:02:43.404 --> 00:02:44.484 - They would eat me. 00:02:44.484 --> 00:02:47.631 This does not change how I feel about birds at all. 00:02:47.631 --> 00:02:50.470 - I am still a bit freaked out. 00:02:50.470 --> 00:02:54.499 - I definitely like birds a lot more after today. 00:02:54.499 --> 00:02:55.892 - After looking at a duck in the eyes, 00:02:55.892 --> 00:02:58.549 I'm gonna try not to eat duck now. 00:02:58.549 --> 00:03:00.292 - Hate birds. 00:03:00.292 --> 00:03:02.206 Like fluffy things. 00:03:02.206 --> 00:03:06.254 - (sings Lion King opening song) 00:03:06.254 --> 00:03:08.075 ♫ I love ducks. ♫ 00:03:08.075 --> 00:03:10.596 I just wanna be a duck queen, 00:03:10.596 --> 00:03:12.769 and just be surrounded by ducks 00:03:12.769 --> 00:03:14.490 for the rest of my life, to be honest.