WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:00.770 - Do we look good? 00:00:00.770 --> 00:00:02.335 - Do we look like we're on our periods? 00:00:02.335 --> 00:00:04.074 - Period sex. 00:00:04.074 --> 00:00:05.718 Uh, you know. 00:00:06.548 --> 00:00:07.573 Uh, women-- 00:00:07.573 --> 00:00:09.082 - Shane, what are you doing? 00:00:09.082 --> 00:00:10.429 You don't even have a vagina. 00:00:10.429 --> 00:00:11.381 - That's true. 00:00:11.381 --> 00:00:12.565 - Period sex. 00:00:12.565 --> 00:00:13.773 It can get messy. 00:00:13.773 --> 00:00:14.988 But is it worth it? 00:00:14.988 --> 00:00:15.819 It's debatable. 00:00:15.819 --> 00:00:19.154 (majestic orchestral music) 00:00:21.335 --> 00:00:23.269 - I'm for period sex. 00:00:23.269 --> 00:00:24.509 - I am not for period sex. 00:00:24.509 --> 00:00:26.032 - I think if you want to have sex on your period, 00:00:26.032 --> 00:00:27.077 you should do that. 00:00:27.077 --> 00:00:29.213 - I don't like having ketchup on my hot dog. 00:00:29.213 --> 00:00:30.444 - I think blood is gross. 00:00:30.444 --> 00:00:31.744 - I'm for period sex. 00:00:31.744 --> 00:00:32.976 That is my platform. 00:00:32.976 --> 00:00:35.286 (dramatic music) 00:00:35.286 --> 00:00:39.875 - I'm arguing for having sex with a healthy, 00:00:39.875 --> 00:00:42.030 regular functioning vagina. 00:00:42.030 --> 00:00:45.351 - As a female, you are generally more turned on and hornier 00:00:45.351 --> 00:00:46.720 when you are on your period. 00:00:46.720 --> 00:00:49.739 - If you wanna have sex, and you happen to have your period, 00:00:49.739 --> 00:00:50.872 I don't think that there's anything 00:00:50.872 --> 00:00:51.902 that should get in the way of that. 00:00:51.902 --> 00:00:54.058 - What if you have like uh, a bloody nose. 00:00:54.058 --> 00:00:56.168 Would you still make-out with someone? 00:00:56.168 --> 00:00:59.083 Or would you just wait until your nose stopped bleeding? 00:00:59.083 --> 00:01:00.366 - You're like, really into it. 00:01:00.366 --> 00:01:01.332 Would you choose period sex-- 00:01:01.332 --> 00:01:02.259 - [Voiceover] I, I, I wouldn't-- 00:01:02.259 --> 00:01:03.670 - Over normal sex? 00:01:03.670 --> 00:01:06.271 - No, I think the argument more is that-- 00:01:06.271 --> 00:01:07.600 - That you should be able to do it, 00:01:07.600 --> 00:01:08.270 that you're into it. 00:01:08.270 --> 00:01:09.034 - Absolutely. 00:01:09.034 --> 00:01:11.263 - I could even argue that blood on your penis 00:01:11.263 --> 00:01:12.586 is kinda fun sometimes. 00:01:12.586 --> 00:01:14.421 - Blood on the penis would be quite, quite the mess. 00:01:14.421 --> 00:01:15.744 I mean, even if you have a condom, 00:01:15.744 --> 00:01:19.134 there's no way to get in, to out, to like, cleaned up, 00:01:19.134 --> 00:01:20.434 without some mess getting somewhere. 00:01:20.434 --> 00:01:22.269 - If there is a mess, you're making that mess 00:01:22.269 --> 00:01:23.685 every single time. 00:01:23.685 --> 00:01:25.427 - It's only four tablespoons to a cup 00:01:25.427 --> 00:01:26.497 that you release during one period. 00:01:26.497 --> 00:01:28.086 - That's mind-blowing! 00:01:28.086 --> 00:01:29.652 I, I feel like it's this much-- 00:01:29.652 --> 00:01:31.719 - Facts are, facts are mind-blowing sometimes. 00:01:31.719 --> 00:01:32.973 - I fee like it's this much. 00:01:32.973 --> 00:01:34.784 - Mind as well have her make the mess, once in a while. 00:01:34.784 --> 00:01:36.641 - Nobody talks about fluids being a problem 00:01:36.641 --> 00:01:39.320 when we talk about squirting. 00:01:39.320 --> 00:01:40.890 - I've had sex on my period. 00:01:40.890 --> 00:01:41.960 - Mm-hmm. 00:01:41.960 --> 00:01:46.277 - You know, it got places I didn't want it to go. 00:01:46.277 --> 00:01:47.740 It got on my pillow case, 00:01:47.740 --> 00:01:49.714 and I was like, don't want that. 00:01:49.714 --> 00:01:51.664 - I haven't heard the disadvantages yet. 00:01:51.664 --> 00:01:54.450 I've only heard ew, or yuck, 00:01:54.450 --> 00:01:56.610 which to me, isn't really an argument. 00:01:56.610 --> 00:01:58.072 - Disadvantage. 00:01:58.072 --> 00:01:59.024 Blood on towels. 00:01:59.024 --> 00:01:59.976 Blood on sheets. 00:01:59.976 --> 00:02:00.650 I mean, come on! 00:02:00.650 --> 00:02:02.089 - Do you have a washing machine, Joe? 00:02:02.089 --> 00:02:03.808 - I don't think anybody should tell anybody else 00:02:03.808 --> 00:02:04.852 their body is yucky. 00:02:04.852 --> 00:02:06.501 Especially if they're trying to fuck them. 00:02:06.501 --> 00:02:08.364 - What about make love? 00:02:08.364 --> 00:02:09.380 - What about make love? 00:02:09.380 --> 00:02:10.030 - I'm not a fucker. 00:02:10.030 --> 00:02:11.862 Well, that's, 00:02:11.862 --> 00:02:13.035 I don't. 00:02:13.035 --> 00:02:14.773 I'm not a person who fucks. 00:02:14.773 --> 00:02:17.049 - Then what are we doing having this conversation? 00:02:17.049 --> 00:02:19.639 (dramatic music) 00:02:19.639 --> 00:02:23.610 - I see the period as the most creative week of the month. 00:02:23.610 --> 00:02:25.561 Maybe she'll let me suck some nipples, or something. 00:02:25.561 --> 00:02:26.861 There's other things you can do, 00:02:26.861 --> 00:02:28.602 there's other ways, like think about middle school? 00:02:28.602 --> 00:02:30.251 - Sucking nipples is not the same 00:02:30.251 --> 00:02:32.039 as getting a D in your vaj. 00:02:32.039 --> 00:02:32.968 Come on, ladies. 00:02:32.968 --> 00:02:33.641 We know this. 00:02:33.641 --> 00:02:34.964 - I don't like blood. 00:02:34.964 --> 00:02:37.193 I'm like, this upset still, 00:02:37.193 --> 00:02:38.842 that this happens to me every month. 00:02:38.842 --> 00:02:41.326 - If a girl had made me a turkey sandwich, 00:02:41.326 --> 00:02:42.441 and I was like, oh, thanks. 00:02:42.441 --> 00:02:43.881 And she was like, yeah but I cut my hand 00:02:43.881 --> 00:02:45.134 and I got blood all over it. 00:02:45.134 --> 00:02:46.992 I would say, oh, I'll just wait 00:02:46.992 --> 00:02:49.917 until you make one without blood on it. 00:02:49.917 --> 00:02:50.916 That sounds better. 00:02:50.916 --> 00:02:52.843 - Women aren't here to make you sandwiches. 00:02:52.843 --> 00:02:53.261 - Okay. 00:02:53.261 --> 00:02:54.213 - By the way. 00:02:54.213 --> 00:02:55.606 - Maybe it's like conditioning, 00:02:55.606 --> 00:02:57.827 that's made you reject the idea of periods? 00:02:57.827 --> 00:02:58.676 - Yeah, conditioning. 00:02:58.676 --> 00:03:00.906 - Maybe like patriarchal conditioning-- 00:03:00.906 --> 00:03:01.307 - Yeah. 00:03:01.307 --> 00:03:02.687 - That's made you reject like, 00:03:02.687 --> 00:03:03.947 something natural that happens in one month? 00:03:03.947 --> 00:03:04.860 - Yeah, probably 00:03:04.860 --> 00:03:06.240 - You're not someone I want to have sex with 00:03:06.240 --> 00:03:09.282 because like, something natural, and like very normal 00:03:09.282 --> 00:03:10.420 is happening to you. 00:03:10.420 --> 00:03:12.440 And it's like, ooh, I'm grossed out! 00:03:12.440 --> 00:03:14.181 Or like, this makes me squeamish! 00:03:14.181 --> 00:03:16.279 It's like, maybe you shouldn't be having sex. 00:03:16.279 --> 00:03:17.882 Maybe you're a child. 00:03:17.882 --> 00:03:20.528 - To be fair, I don't think I sound that much like a child. 00:03:20.528 --> 00:03:22.399 - Is it because you would feel shame-- 00:03:22.399 --> 00:03:22.812 - No-- 00:03:22.812 --> 00:03:23.466 - If there was blood on you-- 00:03:23.466 --> 00:03:24.638 - I just don't want it on me. 00:03:24.638 --> 00:03:26.264 Like it just grosses me out. 00:03:26.264 --> 00:03:28.051 It's not that, it just, it grosses me out. 00:03:28.051 --> 00:03:30.663 Just like getting on stuff, and like... 00:03:31.093 --> 00:03:32.904 It's not like I'm like happy about cum. 00:03:32.904 --> 00:03:33.879 - It is gross. 00:03:33.879 --> 00:03:35.892 And it's sticky, and it gets everywhere. 00:03:35.892 --> 00:03:37.711 - Everybody knows that sex is gross, 00:03:37.711 --> 00:03:39.823 and penises are gross, and vaginas are gross. 00:03:39.823 --> 00:03:42.424 So I don't know, even how periods fit into this. 00:03:42.424 --> 00:03:43.817 He doesn't even want to have sex. 00:03:43.817 --> 00:03:46.023 - Against the argument of mess, we have towels. 00:03:46.023 --> 00:03:47.161 We have extra sheets. 00:03:47.161 --> 00:03:48.275 We have showers. 00:03:48.275 --> 00:03:51.109 - As a man with glasses, the shower doesn't do it for me. 00:03:51.109 --> 00:03:53.012 - So, I'm also a man with glasses. 00:03:53.012 --> 00:03:55.299 - I'm a one shower a day guy. 00:03:55.299 --> 00:03:57.841 And I don't want to end sex, and then, 00:03:57.841 --> 00:04:00.868 and just be covered in crazy fluids, and then-- 00:04:00.868 --> 00:04:02.682 - Why don't you just make that your one shower of the day? 00:04:02.682 --> 00:04:05.582 (dramatic music) 00:04:05.582 --> 00:04:06.771 The case for period sex, 00:04:06.771 --> 00:04:08.972 is like just the case for sex, really. 00:04:08.972 --> 00:04:10.323 - I don't think any guy should feel ashamed 00:04:10.323 --> 00:04:13.079 of being a little grossed-out by period blood. 00:04:13.079 --> 00:04:14.224 Ya know? 00:04:14.224 --> 00:04:14.812 - I umm-- 00:04:14.812 --> 00:04:15.486 - That's just me. 00:04:15.486 --> 00:04:17.335 - I think you gotta grow up, and accept it. 00:04:17.335 --> 00:04:19.402 - If you're into it, you should do it. 00:04:19.402 --> 00:04:22.490 And if you're grossed out by things, know yourself. 00:04:22.490 --> 00:04:23.863 - As Marilyn Monroe said... 00:04:23.863 --> 00:04:25.361 (laughs) 00:04:25.361 --> 00:04:27.961 If you don't like me when I'm on my period, 00:04:27.961 --> 00:04:28.810 you don't deserve me-- 00:04:28.810 --> 00:04:29.451 - Did she say that? 00:04:29.451 --> 00:04:30.817 - When I'm on my not period. 00:04:30.817 --> 00:04:31.561 - Did she say that? 00:04:31.561 --> 00:04:32.434 - Of course she said that. 00:04:32.434 --> 00:04:34.230 - You should be with somebody 00:04:34.230 --> 00:04:36.622 that thinks that your body is beautiful. 00:04:36.622 --> 00:04:40.081 That respects the range of the female experience, 00:04:40.081 --> 00:04:41.939 including mesntruation. 00:04:41.939 --> 00:04:44.279 - But, you know you can't spell menstruation without men, 00:04:44.279 --> 00:04:47.029 so, I think we can weigh-in on the matter. 00:04:47.649 --> 00:04:48.671 (sighs) 00:04:48.671 --> 00:04:50.298 - It's natural. It's normal. 00:04:50.298 --> 00:04:53.024 It's a healthy functioning human body. 00:04:54.814 --> 00:04:56.445 Period sex. 00:05:00.223 --> 00:05:01.809 - I'm not really a sex in the morning guy. 00:05:01.809 --> 00:05:03.086 - Not a sex in the morning guy. 00:05:03.086 --> 00:05:04.410 Not a sex on the period guy. 00:05:04.410 --> 00:05:07.256 You don't seem like you're that fun to have sex with.