WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.351 --> 00:00:01.015 - Oh no! 00:00:01.015 --> 00:00:02.836 - Shit, shit, shit. 00:00:02.836 --> 00:00:04.532 I don't know. 00:00:04.532 --> 00:00:05.574 They're both really good! 00:00:05.574 --> 00:00:07.240 - I'm trying to tap back into my childhood, 00:00:07.240 --> 00:00:10.278 and I'm just coming up with bad middle school memories. 00:00:21.318 --> 00:00:22.715 - Well I think this tastes like heaven, 00:00:22.715 --> 00:00:24.869 because Thin Mints are my favorite Girl Scout Cookies 00:00:24.869 --> 00:00:25.838 of all time. 00:00:25.838 --> 00:00:28.064 - Oh, for days! For fucking days! 00:00:28.064 --> 00:00:28.717 Thin Mints. 00:00:28.717 --> 00:00:32.461 - There's like that minty kick to it. 00:00:32.461 --> 00:00:33.559 (disapproving mumble) 00:00:33.559 --> 00:00:34.151 - No. 00:00:34.151 --> 00:00:34.897 - Nope. 00:00:34.897 --> 00:00:35.999 - The chocolate is more synthetic. 00:00:35.999 --> 00:00:38.227 - This inside is just like chalky. 00:00:38.227 --> 00:00:39.535 - I think this one's a Thin Mint. 00:00:39.535 --> 00:00:40.845 (bell dings) 00:00:40.845 --> 00:00:41.715 (bell dings) (buzzer) 00:00:41.715 --> 00:00:42.898 What? 00:00:42.898 --> 00:00:43.496 - We're right? 00:00:43.496 --> 00:00:44.322 - I know we're right. 00:00:44.322 --> 00:00:45.196 You don't need to tell me I'm right. 00:00:45.196 --> 00:00:45.886 I know I'm right. 00:00:45.886 --> 00:00:46.446 - We're right. 00:00:46.446 --> 00:00:48.280 - We're right. 00:00:48.280 --> 00:00:50.139 - Do they teach you the correct way to eat a Tagalong 00:00:50.139 --> 00:00:51.096 in the Girl Scouts? 00:00:51.096 --> 00:00:53.155 - The way I ate it was I ate all the chocolate first, 00:00:53.155 --> 00:00:54.465 and then I would like the peanut butter out, 00:00:54.465 --> 00:00:55.979 and then I would eat the cookie. 00:00:55.979 --> 00:00:57.308 - There's a good ratio between the peanut butter 00:00:57.308 --> 00:00:58.362 and chocolate. 00:00:58.362 --> 00:01:00.256 - That's just stale! 00:01:00.256 --> 00:01:01.431 No. 00:01:01.431 --> 00:01:02.605 (questioning expression) 00:01:02.605 --> 00:01:05.581 - The peanut butter is like a little more chalky, 00:01:05.581 --> 00:01:07.502 whereas this one's creamier. 00:01:07.502 --> 00:01:08.773 - This one's more of a wafer. 00:01:08.773 --> 00:01:09.656 - This one's the Tagalong. 00:01:09.656 --> 00:01:11.056 (bell dings) 00:01:11.056 --> 00:01:12.426 - I'm gonna go with the dark in the middle too. 00:01:12.426 --> 00:01:14.376 (buzzer) 00:01:14.376 --> 00:01:15.929 - Ooh, by the looks of it, 00:01:15.929 --> 00:01:17.884 they look almost identical. 00:01:17.884 --> 00:01:19.690 I would say that the only thing different 00:01:19.690 --> 00:01:22.276 is the darkness in chocolate. 00:01:22.276 --> 00:01:23.331 - That doesn't look good. 00:01:23.331 --> 00:01:25.195 - And the circle, where did the circle go? 00:01:25.195 --> 00:01:27.217 - No merit badge here. 00:01:28.517 --> 00:01:29.358 - Oh! 00:01:29.358 --> 00:01:30.854 - Fuck, that's good too. 00:01:30.854 --> 00:01:32.308 - I like this one a little bit more. 00:01:32.308 --> 00:01:34.185 - You know, I really just can't tell anything anymore. 00:01:34.185 --> 00:01:36.704 - I wait all year for the Girl Scout Cookies, 00:01:36.704 --> 00:01:39.412 and now knowing that I can't tell the difference 00:01:39.412 --> 00:01:40.889 is pretty crushing to me. 00:01:40.889 --> 00:01:41.975 - I think those ones are real too. 00:01:41.975 --> 00:01:42.949 (buzzer) - What? 00:01:42.949 --> 00:01:43.729 (buzzer) - What? 00:01:43.729 --> 00:01:44.647 - What? 00:01:44.647 --> 00:01:46.022 - I'm going left! 00:01:46.022 --> 00:01:46.848 - I'm going right. 00:01:46.848 --> 00:01:48.179 (bell dings) - Damn it! 00:01:48.179 --> 00:01:50.994 My Team Leader would be so pissed at me! 00:01:50.994 --> 00:01:51.995 - This was great! 00:01:51.995 --> 00:01:53.255 - I lost hard. 00:01:53.255 --> 00:01:55.443 - Yeah, I'm surprised that I got the Samoas wrong. 00:01:55.443 --> 00:01:56.840 - What the fuck are these? 00:01:56.840 --> 00:01:58.094 I knew it was Keebler. 00:01:58.094 --> 00:02:01.779 - All the best cookies are delivered by tiny people. 00:02:02.919 --> 00:02:03.674 - I think after this 00:02:03.674 --> 00:02:06.666 I can say that I will buy any of the grocery store versions 00:02:06.666 --> 00:02:07.776 besides the Thin Mints. 00:02:07.776 --> 00:02:10.542 - Those fake Tagalongs, those Fake-alongs, were really good. 00:02:10.542 --> 00:02:13.400 - I feel like I would rather buy the Girl Scout Cookie, 00:02:13.400 --> 00:02:14.965 so I could contribute and be part of this 00:02:14.965 --> 00:02:16.279 really amazing thing 00:02:16.279 --> 00:02:17.993 that has so much history. 00:02:17.993 --> 00:02:20.332 - Now I feel bad.