WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.087 --> 00:00:02.923 - I feel like I'm in a 70's porn right now. 00:00:02.923 --> 00:00:05.149 (laughing) 00:00:05.149 --> 00:00:08.816 (gentle instrumental music) 00:00:10.283 --> 00:00:11.681 - Today, we're at the Hollywood Roosevelt 00:00:11.681 --> 00:00:13.160 trying on competitive swimsuits. 00:00:13.160 --> 00:00:15.766 - These are the same ones that Michael Phelps, 00:00:15.766 --> 00:00:17.164 Ryan Lochte, all those guys wear. 00:00:17.164 --> 00:00:19.980 - I've a feeling it's gonna be bit of a struggle. 00:00:19.980 --> 00:00:21.973 - I'm a big dude, so I'm expecting some flabs 00:00:21.973 --> 00:00:23.639 to kind of spill over. 00:00:23.639 --> 00:00:25.574 - I fully expect to put on on this swimsuit 00:00:25.574 --> 00:00:26.781 and become a mermaid. 00:00:26.781 --> 00:00:28.735 - I read about the swimsuit, and it says that 00:00:28.735 --> 00:00:30.172 it constricts our muscles. 00:00:30.172 --> 00:00:32.279 So I don't know how that actually helps you swim faster 00:00:32.279 --> 00:00:33.850 but we'll find out today. 00:00:33.850 --> 00:00:35.057 - Hey. 00:00:35.057 --> 00:00:36.149 (dramatic instrumental music) 00:00:36.149 --> 00:00:37.394 - This is my suit, and this is me. 00:00:37.394 --> 00:00:38.227 My arm. 00:00:39.061 --> 00:00:40.728 Not my leg, my arm. 00:00:40.728 --> 00:00:41.724 - This is one of my legs. 00:00:41.724 --> 00:00:42.835 - Just wow. 00:00:42.835 --> 00:00:44.731 - This doesn't feel stretchy at all. 00:00:44.731 --> 00:00:46.954 - Like a Superman outfit. 00:00:46.954 --> 00:00:47.854 - Here we go. 00:00:47.854 --> 00:00:49.233 (ticking) 00:00:49.233 --> 00:00:50.268 - This is really hard. 00:00:50.268 --> 00:00:52.351 (groans) 00:00:54.096 --> 00:00:56.663 - I cannot get this over my ass. 00:00:56.663 --> 00:00:58.751 (ticking) 00:00:58.751 --> 00:01:00.513 - This isn't going anywhere. 00:01:00.513 --> 00:01:01.720 - We might need scissors. 00:01:01.720 --> 00:01:05.743 - My butt is just way too big to put anything over that. 00:01:05.743 --> 00:01:07.295 (ticking) 00:01:07.295 --> 00:01:08.923 - Just leave me here to die. 00:01:08.923 --> 00:01:09.756 I'm done. 00:01:09.756 --> 00:01:12.237 - I'm losing circulation from my knees down. 00:01:12.237 --> 00:01:13.770 - I want my mom. 00:01:13.770 --> 00:01:15.226 - Throwing in the towel. 00:01:15.226 --> 00:01:16.433 I'm giving up. 00:01:16.433 --> 00:01:18.862 I tried for 35 minutes, it ain't happening. 00:01:18.862 --> 00:01:22.176 (upbeat instrumental music) 00:01:22.176 --> 00:01:24.034 - I'm having trouble breathing. 00:01:24.034 --> 00:01:25.203 Can't wait to get this off. 00:01:25.203 --> 00:01:27.119 - It was stuck trying to get over my ass 00:01:27.119 --> 00:01:29.785 for about 30 minutes, at that point (groans) 00:01:29.785 --> 00:01:30.781 it just ripped. 00:01:30.781 --> 00:01:33.712 - Feels like it's gonna pop off at any second. 00:01:33.712 --> 00:01:36.504 - So glad I ripped it, because I can breathe on one 00:01:36.504 --> 00:01:38.138 part of my body now. 00:01:38.138 --> 00:01:40.532 - I feel like, kinda like Captain America right now. 00:01:40.532 --> 00:01:41.969 I look great, right? 00:01:41.969 --> 00:01:43.234 Let's go race. 00:01:43.234 --> 00:01:46.901 (gentle instrumental music) 00:01:54.977 --> 00:01:57.525 - You (beeps) fast. 00:01:57.525 --> 00:01:58.578 (groans) 00:01:58.578 --> 00:01:59.536 (laughing) 00:01:59.536 --> 00:02:03.732 - Overall, the experience was memorable and miserable. 00:02:03.732 --> 00:02:07.065 - Honestly you could make a Saw movie 00:02:07.065 --> 00:02:08.946 out of all of us trying to put on these suits. 00:02:08.946 --> 00:02:11.149 - Felt like I was gliding through the water, 00:02:11.149 --> 00:02:13.486 as opposed to fighting my way through it. 00:02:13.486 --> 00:02:15.785 - I bow down to Olympic swimmers, truly. 00:02:15.785 --> 00:02:17.618 They're my heroes now. 00:02:20.464 --> 00:02:22.797 - [Voiceover] Taking it off. 00:02:24.253 --> 00:02:25.086 - Oh, yes. 00:02:26.065 --> 00:02:28.315 (laughing)