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(Doorbell rings)

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- [Both] (mumbles)

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- It's okay just-

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I'll go open it.

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(Doorbell rings)

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- Shani, door.

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- Fuck off, yeah?

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(Upbeat music)

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- [Jenna] Okay, so I think you owe me

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like 2.50 for the movie

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but you can pay me whenever you want

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- Wait-wait-wait

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- I'll give it to you right now. One sec.

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- Okay so now you owe me 300 for the Uber,

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for the mini punjab cardinal,

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also 300 for the popcorn and coke

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and 1,000 for that Gundi Valley wine,

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- Jenna, we'll sort it out.

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- [Jenna] Hey, how do
you think this looks?

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- It's nice, I mean uh,

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Where are you going?

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- I'm going for a party.

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- Mhm!

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- Thanks.

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- Hey, I have a date
tonight, what do you think?

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What is wrong with you?

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Who wears this to a date?

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Are you crazy?

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Do you ever want to get laid?

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- [Shani] Oh hey, by the way,
My mom is coming to town.

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- Oh nice. How long is she gonna stay?

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- I don't know, like
two, three weeks maybe?

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- Shit, my mom is gonna
be here in half an hour

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- [Jenna] I have a work thing,

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do you have anything
formal that I can borrow?

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- Mmmyeah, I think I
should have a black shirt

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that's right in front of that
- yeah?

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- just check

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- This one?

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- Yeah
- Oh.

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- Your papa's gonna put these
back in my cupboard or what?

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- [Jenna] Oh, hey. If
you don't mind could you

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smoke next to the window, I'm

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- I'm so sorry I didn't realize, sure.

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- Window.

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(Snazzy Jazz music)

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- [Shani] This is my boyfriend, Tamid,

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Tamid, that's my roommate

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- Hi, nice to meet you.

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- 'X' man, press 'x'

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- I know that

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- Guys, today. Can we please go I'm hungry

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(Peeing)

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- It was like one super big piece

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like greenish-yellow, you
know it's ack, disgusting.

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(distant panting)

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(distant panting)

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(Jazz music)