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- Sauerkraut!

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No, that's cheating.

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- You're totally...

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- You're saying it with your eyes!

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You're saying it with your eyes!

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(gagging)

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I mean, you're already going to win this,

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just by being a nice white girl.

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- You know, many happy
roommate relationships

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have been torn asunder
over fridge politics.

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Meet Dani and Auri.

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Childhood friends and now
adults living together,

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who can't agree when to throw
food out in their fridge.

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Either way, they're going to settle it,

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today on Debatable Throwdown.

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(intense music)

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- We've been living together
for about two years now,

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and I mean, it's lovely, really.

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- We've been friends
since we were nine, so..

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- That is nice.

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- Food waste is a big problem in America.

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Dani doesn't throw out her food

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and then it rots in the fridge

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and then she gets mad at me
because I hold it up to her

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and be like hey do you
want to throw this out?

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- I think that is just
like some privileged shit.

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She's just trying to show me,

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she's like what at what you're wasting.

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Look at your mom in
Puerto Rico had nothing

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and you're wasting this food.

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- You're totally...

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- You're saying it with your eyes,

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you're saying it with
your eyes and your bangs.

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- She's crazy.

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She's crazy.

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- You see that?

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That's a ho-ass move.

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- Every time I go grocery
shopping, I try to go put food

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in the fridge, and there's no room

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because there's all
this dirty food wasted.

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If you're sharing a fridge
you should be considerate

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and not leave a lot of
food waste, that you make

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your roommate clean up.

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- I buy the majority of the groceries.

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(hissing sound)

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- No, I don't even eat there.

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- You bitch, yes you do.

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And I make delicious meals
and you fucking eat them.

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- You always talk about delicious meals..

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- And I make them in the thing.

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I will take pictures.

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- Okay, that happens maybe once a month.

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But it's like this myth that keeps being

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blown up and purported.

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- You are lying to the people of America.

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- I wasn't eating...
- Oh, my fucking god.

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And they will believe her, too.

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That's great.

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- Alright, I think that's plenty.

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I think it's abundantly
clear that neither of you

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are gonna budge on this issue.

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So it's time to settle
it with a throwdown.

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(theme music)

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- What the?

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- Hang on.

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Behold, the throwdown zone.

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(intense music)

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Come along.

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Now what you see before you...

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- I'm scared.

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- Is going to settle your
issue once and for all.

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You'll notice the challenge fridge,

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and over here a wide
array of food that you

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might find in a fridge.

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Some of these excellent
ingredients for a smoothie.

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Others not so much.

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You will have 30 seconds
to throw the items of your

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choosing into your designated hole.

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Dani, you'll have the top hole.

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Auri, you'll have the bottom hole.

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(snorts)

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After 30 seconds the food
that lands in your hole

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will be placed into a
smoothie that your opponent

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will have to drink.

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So what they have to drink is up to you.

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Whoever finishes their smoothie first,

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or drinks the most of it, will
be the winner of this debate.

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Is there anything on this
table that particularly

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appalls either of you.

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- [Dani] Everything.

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- Alright, let's put
the time on the clock.

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And throwdown.

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(laughter)

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- [Auri] That was my
strategy because I don't want

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to eat hot Cheetos.

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- I'm gonna get you some
peanut butter and spinach.

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- [Auri] I don't think
I can throw this far.

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- Spam!

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We're not getting... ugh!

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Some sardines.

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- [Auri] Oh my god.

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I like sardines.

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- Oh, it went in!

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You're eating sardines.

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- I love sardines.

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I really enjoy them.

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- And a GMO Pop Tart.

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(bell sound)

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Oh!

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- [Auri] I should have
joined little league.

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- [Dani] Apple!

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I'm just good at this
because I'm Puerto Rican.

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No, that's cheating!

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Peanut butter.

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Yogurt.

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Sauerkraut.

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All the sauerkraut.

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- [Host] 3, 2, 1.

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(bell sounds)

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Okay, alright, that's plenty.

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Time's up.

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That's enough.

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How do we feel that went?

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- I object to all the food waste.

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- Well, it looks like
you got plenty in there,

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but let's be honest, the
things you are fighting over

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the most are leftovers, so let's
do a 30 second bonus round.

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- What?

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- Bring in the leftovers.

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- [Auri] Oh, god.

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- [Dani] Oh, shit.

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- [Host] Get the pizza in there.

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Beautiful.

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We've got some leftover Chinese food.

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- They're nice and cold.

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- We've got some nice nuggets,
we've got french fries,

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we've got pizza, we're got sushi.

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Let's put the time on the clock.

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And throwdown.

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- [Auri] Oh my god.

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Damn it!

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(laughter)

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- You can't do that.

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(giggle)

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- You have a whole pizza in there.

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- [Host] 3, 2, 1.

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(bell sounds)

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- You put the glass in?

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You trying to kill me?

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- I feel there was some flagrant disregard

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of the rules here.

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We are going to make
these beautiful smoothies.

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And you two are going to
go to head-to-head in a

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smoothie chug... chug-off?

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- [Dani] Ew.

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- Let's see what we ended up with here.

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In the top fridge,

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so this is going to be for Ouri.

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- It's Auri.

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- Now that's a beautiful smoothie.

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- Oh, wow, gorgeous.

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Oh, fuck.

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- [Host] I'm going to hand this to you.

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(laughter)

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Here are your smoothie ingredients.

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- Oh, my god.

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(laughter)

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- Dani's smoothie.

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- That's like spinach
and pizza, I love that.

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- [Auri] There's also a nice
helping of sardines in there.

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- You fuck.

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You did not do that.

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(inspiring classical music)

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(squish sound)

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(playful music)

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- Yeah, I have a gag reflex problem.

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- Yeah, maybe you should
have thought of that

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before you didn't throw your food away.

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- Maybe you should shut the fuck up, Auri.

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- Smells like peanut
butter and ranch dressing.

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I want to smell yours.

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Want to smell mine?

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- No.

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- Oh, yours just smells
like a green juice.

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Mine is so much worse.

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- No, it doesn't.

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Ugh.

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Oh, I can't.

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(gagging)

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- I got two sips, though.

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- Oh my god, it tastes
like the devil's diarrhea.

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It was terrible.

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- It tasted like ranch
dressing and fecal matter.

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- I don't want to look at it.

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No.

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- It's alright, it's okay.

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The aftertaste is way bad.

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- Well, great work.

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You got a whole two gulps in,

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and you just started gagging immediately.

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(laughter)

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Auri, take it away.

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- Auri was right and I was wrong.

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- Auri was right, I was wrong.

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- We'll take it.

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- I will be more vigilant
about the food in the fridge

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that is rotten and needs to be thrown out.

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- I will be more vigilant
about the food in the fridge

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that is rotten and needs to be thrown out.

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- Well, congratulations.

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I'm glad I could help
you settle this matter.

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That's been Debatable Throwdown.

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- Cool.

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(playful music)

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I'll tell you, for a
video about food waste,

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we sure didn't get that message across.

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Still good though.

