WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:05.051 --> 00:00:07.753 - Woo, I need a beer. 00:00:07.753 --> 00:00:09.624 (phone buzzes) 00:00:09.624 --> 00:00:10.965 Hello? 00:00:10.965 --> 00:00:12.448 - Hey man, sorry I'm running late. 00:00:12.448 --> 00:00:14.925 I'm just looking for parking right now. 00:00:14.925 --> 00:00:16.633 Man, I need a beer. 00:00:16.633 --> 00:00:18.604 - I was literally just saying that. 00:00:18.604 --> 00:00:20.249 - Hey, do you think I'm gonna have a problem getting in? 00:00:20.249 --> 00:00:21.672 I heard that place gets packed. 00:00:21.672 --> 00:00:23.013 - No, you should be fine. 00:00:23.013 --> 00:00:25.532 There's like literally only one person here. 00:00:25.532 --> 00:00:27.198 - Okay, cool. 00:00:27.198 --> 00:00:28.416 - Yeah, it's super weird. 00:00:28.416 --> 00:00:30.550 I've never been at a bar by myself before. 00:00:30.550 --> 00:00:31.607 I'm just like people watching. 00:00:31.607 --> 00:00:32.967 Like, this lady right here 00:00:32.967 --> 00:00:35.487 is just literally bawling her eyes out. 00:00:35.487 --> 00:00:37.518 - Hey Zack, just a little pet peeve of mine, 00:00:37.518 --> 00:00:41.948 but you shouldn't use the word literally so loosely 00:00:41.948 --> 00:00:43.949 because it means that-- 00:00:43.949 --> 00:00:46.774 - My eyes fell out, again. 00:00:46.774 --> 00:00:47.830 - Yeah, no, but she's-- 00:00:47.830 --> 00:00:49.660 - No Zack, no more. 00:00:49.660 --> 00:00:51.914 I'm your friend, I'm only trying to help you. 00:00:51.914 --> 00:00:53.734 - Okay, well, whatever. 00:00:53.734 --> 00:00:55.600 Make sure that you're wearing something kinda nice, 00:00:55.600 --> 00:00:57.530 I feel a little under dressed right now. 00:00:57.530 --> 00:00:58.749 - Oh, is there a dress code? 00:00:58.749 --> 00:00:59.968 - I don't know, but this guy walked in 00:00:59.968 --> 00:01:02.062 literally wearing a monkey suit. 00:01:02.062 --> 00:01:03.911 - Zack, you have to stop saying literally. 00:01:03.911 --> 00:01:05.658 - Okay, but he's literally-- 00:01:05.658 --> 00:01:07.812 - I don't want to hear it Zack. 00:01:07.812 --> 00:01:09.173 You have to break this habit. 00:01:09.173 --> 00:01:10.838 You sound like a fool. 00:01:10.838 --> 00:01:12.118 - Okay, well you need to get here soon 00:01:12.118 --> 00:01:14.273 'cause things literally just got crazy. 00:01:14.273 --> 00:01:15.431 - Stop saying literally. 00:01:15.431 --> 00:01:19.717 (rock music) 00:01:19.717 --> 00:01:21.444 - It is nuts in here, I'm laughing so hard 00:01:21.444 --> 00:01:23.456 I literally just peed my pants. 00:01:23.456 --> 00:01:24.492 Hey, could I get a towel? 00:01:24.492 --> 00:01:25.692 I just had a little accident. 00:01:25.692 --> 00:01:28.047 - You say literally one more time and I'm gonna hang up. 00:01:28.047 --> 00:01:29.448 - Oh my gosh, I'm literally dying 00:01:29.448 --> 00:01:31.297 of embarrassment right now. 00:01:31.297 --> 00:01:33.452 - You know what Zack, I'm not comin' anymore. 00:01:33.452 --> 00:01:35.097 If you want to hang out with me, 00:01:35.097 --> 00:01:37.819 you have to learn to use proper English, all right? 00:01:37.819 --> 00:01:39.080 I'm going home. 00:01:39.080 --> 00:01:40.563 - I literally can't even. 00:01:40.563 --> 00:01:42.269 - Goodbye. 00:01:42.269 --> 00:01:45.175 That guy literally drives me crazy. 00:01:45.175 --> 00:01:46.657 No. 00:01:46.657 --> 00:01:51.594 (electronic music) 00:01:51.594 --> 00:01:54.340 - I just checked Web M.D., this guy is literally 00:01:54.340 --> 00:01:57.901 dying of a heart attack after peeing his pants.