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- Whoo-hoo!

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I don't know what to say this is.

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(jingle bells)

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- You know, I love candy canes, frankly.

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- I eat a candy cane every day.

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- The candy canes I like the
best are the big thick ones.

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- Oftentimes I'll take a candy cane and

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pop a little bite in and
keep my breath fresh.

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- All right, bring on your darndest.

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- They always make these
things so hard to open.

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(smacking lips)

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- It's not as minty as I'm accustom to.

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- (smacks lips) Got a coffee flavor to it.

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- It's not horrible.

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- Burnt popcorn with butter.

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- Bacon? Oh my goodness.

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I guess I have to try it
again with bacon knowledge.

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- It tasted more like coffee.

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- (laughing) Santa does
not particularly care for

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bacon in his candy.

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- Ooh, Santa.

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(crunching)

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- Mmmm.

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- More crunch, on it.

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Ooh. Ooh my goodness.

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- Well it's not ta ... Oh my goodness.

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- It's got a hot spicy to it.

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- Kind of burnt this side, now
I've got to burn this side.

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Keeps it even (laughs).

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- Pizza.

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Barbecue sauce?

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Hot sauce?

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Wasabi?

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- Sriracha sauce.

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- It wakes you up a little bit.

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- I'll probably eat this little piece but,

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it just wasn't what I was expecting.

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- It does not have the
Santa je ne sais quoi.

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- It's not terrible.

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(sniffs)

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(smacks lips)

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- I'm drawing a complete blank.

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There's nothing here.

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- It's not minty.

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- I had a mint flavor.

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- It's a regular candy cane.

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- I want to say is it lettuce or celery?

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- Is it pickle?

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- Didn't taste the brine,
didn't taste the pickle.

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- Now I'm starting to
get the pickle flavor.

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- Ew.

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- They're stretching
that one a bit. (laughs)

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- Alright, come on. Open up you.

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- I don't know that I want
to know what this one is.

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- Wooo!

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What the heck is that?

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- That one's different.

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- It has quite a kick to it.

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- Glad the stripes aren't brown.

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- That green stuff I get
at the Japanese restaurant.

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- Is that wasabi?

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- Blech.

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- No thank you.

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- Yes. Santa likes.

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- The one with that Vietnamese hot spice,

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I kind of like it. (laughs)

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- The bacon one tasted really good.

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- The wasabi, not so much.

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- The wasabi, yes.

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(jingle bells)