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(snaping)
(groaning)

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(romantic music)

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- Today we're tryin' on sexy edibles.

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I like sex and I like eatin'!

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- (chuckling) This is gonna be weird.

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- If your mouth is gonna
be on a dick or in a vagina

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or in a but, then what's wrong with candy?

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- Sex is sticky enough as is.

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- Let's get to strippin'
and get to lickin'!

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- I'm ready, I'm hard, let's go!

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- Bring forth the candy!

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Candy pants!

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- [Voiceover] For men!

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- Ow, Katie, god!

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- No, it's okay, I got it!

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- Woah!

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- This is a square.

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- It's like a fruit roll up!

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- Fruit by the six inches.

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Like, ish.

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- Hold on, baby, let me
put on my edible pants!

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- Oh.

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(leathery rustle)

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You hear that?

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(groans)

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This isn't candy.

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- These aren't pants.

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- This looks like a used maxi pad.

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- I think I get it, though.

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- It's got these little
ties, which is kinda cute.

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- Hold on honey, oh!

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I broke it!

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- Does it make my butt look good?

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(laughing)

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- How does that look?

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Is that sexy?

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- [Zach] Ta da!
(laughter)

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- I feel pretty good about
the way it makes my body look.

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- [Keith] But, apparently, I can eat it.

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- I'm goin' straight
for the dick! (growling)

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(growling)

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- Ah, it wasn't as dramatic--

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- [Voiceover] Oh no!
- Oh no!

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The residue makes it look
like my dick is bleeding!

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(gentle munching)

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(groaning)

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- (groaning) Uh!

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- Oh!

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- Ah, it's like sour!

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- Doesn't taste like a fruit by the foot.

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- Does taste like pants.

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- Oh, that's not the
flavor I was expecting!

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- I'm seriously gonna vomit!

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- Do you think my saliva's red, now?

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Yep!

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- Oh, this is so bad!

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- Oh, they're like stuck to my teeth.

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- Huh?

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- Oh, do I have to eat any more of this?

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(snaps)

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- Oh god, they're turning my hands red!

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(crunching)

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- It's very hard to eat.

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- Oh, oh, it's tasting like, my pants!

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- Ack!

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- What are they holding on to?

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What's wrong with me?

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- I can't get it outta my mouth!

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(retching and coughing)

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- This was a huge mistake!

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- (sobbing laughter)
What's it on, what's it on?

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How's it doin' this?

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(groaning and crying)
- I don't feel sexy anymore!

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- I'm pooping a grocery bag!

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- Ah!

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- Is it on my teeth?

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- And this is supposed
to be mixed with semen

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and butt and vagina juice?

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- I can't suck (chuckles)

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somebody's dick like this!

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I'm a monster!
(crying and laughing)

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Ah!

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- Yuck! (retching and chuckling)

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- No!

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- If this is where we're starting,

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(chuckles) we're fucked!

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- 'Member when it was in my butt?

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- [Voiceover] Lovers candy
bra and Lover candy g-string!

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- Oh, it doesn't smell good.

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- It's like a puka shell
necklace for your ass.

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- You know, normal strings
don't feel great up butts.

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- Oh, that is a new feeling!

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- You think that this
would diffuse my farts

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and they would just smell like roses?

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- Get over here!

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- I feel like I'm pullin' this off!

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- I'ma text a picture to my wife.

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- Just pretend I'm a girl.

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Everybody pretend I'm a girl!

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- [Eugene] I feel like
this is a good thing to try

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on Valentine's Day if you
want to look cute and sexy.

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- Look at that!

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- It's like a little abacus.

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I had sex once, twice.

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- Where do you eat first on this?

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- We should get somebody
to eat this off'a me.

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- I didn't want to have
my wife be subjected

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to having to eat this,

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on camera. (laughs)

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- [Voiceover] (cheering) Ah yeah!

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Scratch it out, scratch
it out, scratch that!

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- Howdy!

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- Do you know what you're
hear for? (laughing)

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- No!

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- Are you wearing edible
lingerie right now?

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- Maybe!

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- Well, unwrap your present.

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(laughter)

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(surprised laughter)

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- [Keith] What do you think now?

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- Still, yeah, still much! (chuckles)

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- Do you think I look cute?

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- No!

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- It goes up your butt?

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(hearty laughter)

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- I don't even have a cute ass like that.

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- You just break it off?

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- No, no, no, no, no, you bite it off.

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- What's your safe word?

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- Faster.

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- I feel like gay guys
just get to the point.

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We're like wham, bam,

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spit on it a little.
- [Ned] Right?

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- Stick it in and do it.
- [Ned] Oh, okay.

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- Where should I go first?

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(screams)

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(laughter)

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- Alright, so, now I'm gonna fuck you up.

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- What?

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- Lay down, babe!

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(thump and groaning)
Are you okay?

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(laughing)

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- Oh, I'm so nervous, now.

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- Alright.

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Oh, man!

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- Sorry mom and everyone.

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- Sorry Kiki Perez.

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- Sorry Ashley Perez.

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- This is for every 15 year old girl

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who comments on the Try Guys videos.

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- Maybe make 'em 18!

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(laughter)

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- Be gentle!

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(laughter)

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- Here's a dick one.

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Oh my god.

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(crying out and laughing)

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- [Kelsey] Did I bite your dick!

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- Ow, you bit my dick!

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(screaming)

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- Ah, (laughing)

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I felt Zach's butt on my face!

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- [Curly] (muffled) I can't get this one.

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- Alright, just chew.

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(screaming)

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(candy snaps)

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(laughter and crying out)

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- [Eugene] Oh no!

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- Okay, I'm leaving, goodbye!

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- You freed my nipple, bro!

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(laughing and cheering)

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- Wow, okay.

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It's like salty and sweet.

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- My dick or the candy?

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(laughter)

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(relaxed sigh)

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- So, we decided we'd send
Eugene out of the room

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and have him play a little game called

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which white guy is he tasting!

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- We won't reveal the
answers until you've got

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all three of 'em.

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- Shit, okay.

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- I'm least looking forward to Zach

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because I just don't know
where there would be no hair--

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(gentle whispers)

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Oh my god!

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- I have a honey dust powder

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which smells like fuckin'
baby powder and potpourri.

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- Oh, I already smell something!

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What is that?

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Why are you guys touching me?

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Lick there?

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(retching)

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That was baby powder on...

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um...

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the white guy was Ned?

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(buzzing)

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It tasted like babies.

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- I've got some spearmint
sensation body gel,

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which is gon-- (gel squirts)

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(groaning)
A nightmare on my body!

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- It's gross!

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It's gross, Eugene!

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- Straight forward?

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- Yup, yup.

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(retching and coughing)

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Oh no, oh no, no, no, no, no!

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That was hair!

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Why are you givin' me hair flavored stuff?

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Zach.
(bell dings)

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It had to be Zach 'cause
there was a lot of hair

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and I was like flossing.

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- I have a tropical flavored body paint.

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Real steamy cover photo, here.

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- Better not be on someone's ass or balls.

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Okay.

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(pouty laughter) Where am
I going, where am I going?

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Which way?

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Wait, okay, I don't see anything.

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(retching)

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Wow, whatever that was was really soft.

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(laughter)

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That was probably the best tasting one!

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I'm gonna change my answers.
(drum roll)

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That was one of the softest
things my tongue has touched!

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And I know my friends
and I really hate them

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'cause I think it was Ned's butt!

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(bells ding)

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And the first one was--

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(cheering)
(triumphant music)

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No, it was your nipple?

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That was one of the most
terrifying experiences of my life.

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But, I'm glad I did it with you guys.

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- What I learned today, whatever goes down

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between two consenting
adults, totally fine.

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- You wanna eat anywhere else?

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- I don't really wanna eat anywhere else.

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- What's the point in this?

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- I don't know.
(laughter)

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Nothing tasted good.

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Not just because it was on our dicks.

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(crying out)
- Are you okay?

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- Yeah, it was just, it was just the skin.

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Highly arousing.

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- What if you wanted to spice things up?

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I could see that being fun.

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(growling)
- Oh!

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Maybe I wanna be Ned's wife, now.

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(laughter)

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- [Together] Happy Valentine's
Day from the Try Guys!

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What will we try next?

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- That's shaving cream.

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- [Keith] Oh.

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- [Zach] Oh, Ned!

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Did you eat it?

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(laughter)

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- And I think this experience
only brought us closer.

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To cumin'!

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(laughing and shouting)

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Yeah, Valentine's Day!

