WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.097 --> 00:00:01.535 - Oh, we're having fun 00:00:01.535 --> 00:00:02.859 we're doing the thing, - [Woman] Right? 00:00:02.859 --> 00:00:04.170 - [Man] Oh, slip, oh and, 00:00:04.170 --> 00:00:06.120 (glass breaking) 00:00:06.120 --> 00:00:07.979 That's why, you see? 00:00:07.979 --> 00:00:10.590 This is why you don't have shower sex! 00:00:10.590 --> 00:00:12.936 - Shower sex. Sexy, sure. 00:00:12.936 --> 00:00:15.176 Yeah, that is some sexy sex. 00:00:15.176 --> 00:00:17.698 But yo, danger. 00:00:17.698 --> 00:00:21.016 Who are you that you need that kind of risk in your life? 00:00:21.016 --> 00:00:23.379 Shower sex. It's debatable. 00:00:23.379 --> 00:00:27.276 (stoic music) 00:00:29.137 --> 00:00:31.983 - I'm for shower sex because I'm a man of reason. 00:00:31.983 --> 00:00:34.037 - Fuck all you want. 00:00:34.037 --> 00:00:35.837 Just don't do it in the shower. 00:00:35.837 --> 00:00:38.123 - If you're into adventure and you're not lazy, 00:00:38.123 --> 00:00:39.516 then you should have sex in the shower. 00:00:39.516 --> 00:00:41.362 - I say "no" to shower sex. 00:00:41.362 --> 00:00:43.057 - Grow up and fuck in the shower. 00:00:43.057 --> 00:00:45.425 - The shower is for cleanin', not for fuckin'. 00:00:45.425 --> 00:00:46.676 - You're gonna die. 00:00:46.676 --> 00:00:49.783 (dramatic music) 00:00:49.783 --> 00:00:52.292 - When you're in a relationship, you wanna switch it up. 00:00:52.292 --> 00:00:54.413 You can't just have sex in the missionary position 00:00:54.413 --> 00:00:55.819 every single day. - [Woman] Of course not. 00:00:55.819 --> 00:00:57.484 - [Man] It gets boring as hell - [Woman] Of course. 00:00:57.484 --> 00:00:58.869 - Sheets are not in the way, 00:00:58.869 --> 00:01:01.054 you have unfettered access to all of the body. 00:01:01.054 --> 00:01:04.388 - Any human body covered in water is gorgeous. 00:01:04.388 --> 00:01:06.048 Like, fucking gorgeous. 00:01:06.048 --> 00:01:08.172 You can't really compare that to anything. 00:01:08.172 --> 00:01:09.553 - Having sex in the shower is great. 00:01:09.553 --> 00:01:10.970 Not only do you get clean-- 00:01:10.970 --> 00:01:12.549 - But you get real dirty. 00:01:12.549 --> 00:01:14.488 - Everything sounds better in the bathroom. 00:01:14.488 --> 00:01:15.649 It's great acoustics. 00:01:15.649 --> 00:01:16.972 Gutteral sounds? 00:01:16.972 --> 00:01:19.886 Now they sound like choirs of angels. 00:01:19.886 --> 00:01:22.115 (grunting) 00:01:22.115 --> 00:01:23.649 - Ah, the sound of an angel. 00:01:23.649 --> 00:01:26.388 - Intimacy, you're in there, it's steamy, 00:01:26.388 --> 00:01:28.315 water on each other, you're just, oh. 00:01:28.315 --> 00:01:30.626 - That's another thing, having sex in the shower, 00:01:30.626 --> 00:01:32.383 you're clean and you don't have to worry 00:01:32.383 --> 00:01:33.816 about sex mess. - [Man] What mess, Yessica? 00:01:33.816 --> 00:01:35.354 - [Yessica] Period sex, butt sex, 00:01:35.354 --> 00:01:37.374 whatever type of sex you wanna have in the shower, 00:01:37.374 --> 00:01:38.732 you can make sure it's clean. 00:01:38.732 --> 00:01:40.874 That's something that a lot of people are worried about. 00:01:40.874 --> 00:01:42.523 - I'm not saying cold shower, 00:01:42.523 --> 00:01:44.194 you could take a lukewarm shower, 00:01:44.194 --> 00:01:46.186 the passion will warm up the water. 00:01:47.724 --> 00:01:49.211 (laughing) 00:01:51.970 --> 00:01:52.992 - This is another situation. 00:01:52.992 --> 00:01:53.999 If you live with your parents, 00:01:53.999 --> 00:01:55.706 you don't wanna know what your parents did in there 00:01:55.706 --> 00:01:56.580 or what they got in there. 00:01:56.580 --> 00:01:58.151 Live with your roommates? - [Woman] I can agree. 00:01:58.151 --> 00:01:59.894 - [Man] You really don't wanna know what's in there. 00:01:59.894 --> 00:02:02.267 - I take showers to have my alone time 00:02:02.267 --> 00:02:04.124 and that's where I have my best thoughts, you know? 00:02:04.124 --> 00:02:06.632 I want that shower to be my time. 00:02:06.632 --> 00:02:08.548 - Shower sex is dangerous, y'all, 00:02:08.548 --> 00:02:09.371 - Ooh! 00:02:09.371 --> 00:02:12.089 - [Man] No, no, not in a sexy, fun way! 00:02:12.089 --> 00:02:15.107 In a you-could-slip-and-crack-your-fucking-head-open way. 00:02:15.107 --> 00:02:18.911 - Water is the worst lubricant of all time. 00:02:18.911 --> 00:02:20.229 And then what's the second thing, 00:02:20.229 --> 00:02:21.559 to be able to just put soap on the dick 00:02:21.559 --> 00:02:24.442 and that, my friends, is a call for yeast infections. 00:02:24.442 --> 00:02:28.262 - Bodily fluids plus water changes how those fluids work. 00:02:28.262 --> 00:02:29.852 They don't work. 00:02:29.852 --> 00:02:32.953 The more water you have, the less slippery it becomes, 00:02:32.953 --> 00:02:34.705 the more friction. 00:02:34.705 --> 00:02:37.445 - The last thing I wanna do is put an activity 00:02:37.445 --> 00:02:41.009 that's gonna take between two minutes and two hours. 00:02:41.009 --> 00:02:42.902 - If I'm gonna use the water to my advantage, 00:02:42.902 --> 00:02:45.642 I also have to accept that it's to my disadvantage 00:02:45.642 --> 00:02:50.287 and that water plus sweet old natural lubrication is bad, 00:02:50.287 --> 00:02:51.528 it doesn't work. 00:02:51.528 --> 00:02:53.711 - I'm not saying you're having sex in the shower every day, 00:02:53.711 --> 00:02:56.729 like every time the water comes on it's Bone Town 2016, 00:02:56.729 --> 00:02:57.611 it's not. 00:02:57.611 --> 00:02:59.562 - Everyone be sure to check out Ryan's first mixtape, 00:02:59.562 --> 00:03:02.604 - [both] BONETOWN 2016. (laughing) 00:03:02.604 --> 00:03:04.287 - Most showers, for young people, 00:03:04.287 --> 00:03:05.530 are barely built for one person. 00:03:05.530 --> 00:03:06.923 - No, you share. 00:03:06.923 --> 00:03:08.583 It's the same thing with the god damn Titanic. 00:03:08.583 --> 00:03:09.848 Two people can go on there. 00:03:09.848 --> 00:03:13.506 - You can do a Captain Morgan on like, the soap holder. 00:03:13.506 --> 00:03:15.887 - Brilliant. Great idea. 00:03:15.887 --> 00:03:17.027 Put your foot on the soap. 00:03:17.027 --> 00:03:18.829 - It's like wet Twister. 00:03:18.829 --> 00:03:21.162 You figure it out, that's part of sex as well. 00:03:21.162 --> 00:03:22.809 - Okay, I'll be the girl you be the guy, show me. 00:03:22.809 --> 00:03:24.028 What is the position, Yessica? 00:03:24.028 --> 00:03:25.527 What is a good shower sex position? 00:03:25.527 --> 00:03:27.931 - You know, you just go and just, you know, you're fine. 00:03:27.931 --> 00:03:29.439 - Have you had sex in the shower? 00:03:29.439 --> 00:03:30.822 - I have attempted it. 00:03:30.822 --> 00:03:32.179 It didn't work. 00:03:32.179 --> 00:03:33.561 - And it's a terrible experience. 00:03:33.561 --> 00:03:35.709 I could Yelp the experience and give it one star. 00:03:35.709 --> 00:03:39.388 - A condom will break when you fuck with the lubrication. 00:03:39.388 --> 00:03:40.806 If you add water to it, 00:03:40.806 --> 00:03:42.549 you're adding friction that it doesn't want. 00:03:42.549 --> 00:03:44.323 They can only handle so much friction, 00:03:44.323 --> 00:03:46.484 especially this trusted strawberry. 00:03:46.484 --> 00:03:48.247 - How is this not gonna slip off 00:03:48.247 --> 00:03:49.606 when you got water everywhere? 00:03:49.606 --> 00:03:51.360 We're talking safe sex people. - [Woman] Oh my Lord. 00:03:51.360 --> 00:03:52.440 - It's not that dangerous. 00:03:52.440 --> 00:03:54.319 - She's a liar. It's dangerous. 00:03:54.319 --> 00:03:56.421 - Okay but now one of us is wet and the other one isn't. 00:03:56.421 --> 00:03:59.346 You have the shower on you, it's on your head and your back, 00:03:59.346 --> 00:04:01.784 and I'm dry, I'm cold. - [Yessica] I will angle! 00:04:02.884 --> 00:04:07.294 (stoic music) 00:04:07.294 --> 00:04:08.635 - I didn't feel strongly about it 00:04:08.635 --> 00:04:10.377 until I thought it through like, more 00:04:10.377 --> 00:04:12.037 and I'm like yeah, no, I don't want that. 00:04:12.037 --> 00:04:13.616 - Fuck outside the shower, all right? 00:04:13.616 --> 00:04:14.660 Don't fuck in it. 00:04:14.660 --> 00:04:16.994 - If you're very vanilla and don't wanna try shower sex, 00:04:16.994 --> 00:04:19.456 then you know, just keep having sex in your own bed. 00:04:19.456 --> 00:04:21.359 - I think you can have sex in many places 00:04:21.359 --> 00:04:23.777 and shower is one of the many places. 00:04:23.777 --> 00:04:26.471 - If I could have sex every time I took a shower, 00:04:26.471 --> 00:04:28.515 I'm totally happy with that. That would be totally great. 00:04:28.515 --> 00:04:30.125 - You would be dirty always. 00:04:34.185 --> 00:04:37.343 (rhythmic clapping) 00:04:37.343 --> 00:04:40.166 - Oh honey, honey this is nice! 00:04:40.166 --> 00:04:41.867 - I think the sound would be much different!