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- Have any of your friends

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ever told you that they
think I'm good looking?

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(giggling)

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- No.

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- True.

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(upbeat music)

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- I guess I just want her to be honest.

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And I just want us to laugh.

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Ultimately, just embarrass
the (beep) out of each other.

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- Jennifer is the biggest
liar in the family, easily.

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And when I say the family, I mean...

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I don't just mean the nuclear family,

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I mean the entire extended family.

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- I think she tells all kinds
of unnecessary white lies.

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- I would strongly warrant caution here,

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because whatever you say to
me to try and embarrass me,

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I will make it ten times worse for you.

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(suspenseful music)

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- Do you think you're funnier than me?

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- No.

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- Oh my god.

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- 100% no.

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- True.

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- Oh my god, honey bun.

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- You're welcome.

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- That's so nice of you.

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- Have you ever spit in my food?

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- Yes.

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- True.

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(giggling)

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- When did you spit in my food?

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- I'm sure I've done it multiple times.

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- Have you ever had a threesome?

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- No.

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- True.

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- I was kinda hoping you had.

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- Does your boyfriend think I'm cool?

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- Yes.

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- That's a lie.

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(giggling)

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- He's never said you're uncool.

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- Steve, I'm coming for you.

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- Who do you think is better looking?

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You or me?

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- You.

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- True.

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- Why are you so disappointed?

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Like, you came here to fight.

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- I wanted to fight.

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- I'm a nice person.

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(suspenseful music)

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Do you think I'm a good person?

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- Yes.

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- True.

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- Woohoo! Finally.

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- Oh my god.

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- I might've saved you
from a lot of (beep).

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- Do you get jealous when I'm successful?

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- No.

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- True.

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- Cool.

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- Have you ever been attracted
to any of my ex-boyfriends?

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- No.

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- That's a lie.

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- Oh god.

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- Have you ever been in love?

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- No.

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- That's a lie.

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(giggling)

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- Who is it?

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- I mean, I love my dogs,
and I love my parents.

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- Do you enjoy living with me?

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- Yes.

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- That's a lie.

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(giggling)

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- If you're not an
honest person, like then,

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there is no trust, and
there's no foundation there.

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So that sucks.

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- For the most part, I think
everyone should be honest,

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or else it's gonna come
bite you in the ass.

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- So the fact that the things
that she lied about were,

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I feel like they were minimal.

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They were more like, hilarious.

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But I love that we still have
a strong, honest foundation.