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- This is some news sung,

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instead of spoken.

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In bad news...

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♫Farrah Abraham

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♫Is getting a boob job

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♫To fix her boob job

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♫Poor Farrah Abraham♫

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In good news...

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(drum sticks hitting)

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♫The Gilmore Girls are
coming back to Netflix

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♫And 30-year-old women all
around the world rejoice♫

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In bad news...

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♫Donald Trump is still talking

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♫Saying terrifically stupid things

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♫And we can't stop

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♫Paying attention♫

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In good news...

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(drum sticks hitting)

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♫We totally think we found aliens

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♫It's like a star and it flickers

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♫It's so totally aliens

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♫It's like a superstructure

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♫Like a big old scaffolding around a star♫

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I'm super amped about it, super amped.

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- So exciting, we'll
get hoverboards finally.

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- Oh, for sure.

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Also good news,

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♫Star Wars♫

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(sigh)

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Took me six hours to get tickets though.

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Oh, Yoda.

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That's it.